planedriver Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room, the first surgeries of the day. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm getting my tonsils out, and I'm afraid." The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze." The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?" The first kid says, "Circumcision." "Whoa!" the second kid replies, "Good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a whole year." 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Normoyle Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Very good, LMBFAO ( laughing my big fat arse off ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riley Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each otheroutside the operating room, the first surgeries of the day. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm getting my tonsils out, and I'm afraid." The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze." The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?" The first kid says, "Circumcision." "Whoa!" the second kid replies, "Good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a whole year." Before even reading the text, just the thread title brought a smile to my dial in anticipation. Guess I must be totally beyond redemption. (fortunately I can't remember the intracacies of both events at either end). Good one PD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 I wish the site had a "like" button that was titled "MASSIVE LIKE"...brought a laugh to me, well done PD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 So, what you're all saying is, it's an appealing statement? :peepwall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmick Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Here we go - i think he is attempting to expose his feelings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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