Guest john Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Whilst watching Eddie McGuire on Who Wants to be a Millionaire recently on TV, in my shed away from the "trouble & strife" whilst she was watching her programs on her TV in the house, I thought that the old girl was as the old saying goes "better than the devil you know than the 1 you don't". During the program Eddie had a real hot blonde contestant on the program which would instantly raise the level of any real mans testosterone, which prompted me after the show ended to go inside & ask the significant other if she wanted to go upstairs. She who must be obeyed responded with an emphatic "NO". I asked the old girl if that was her final answer & she said "YES" . I then asked her if she would mind if I phoned a friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadpete Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 And that's when the fight started....... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 And that's when the fight started....... My wife walked into the loungeroom and asked me what was on TV to which I replied "Dust" ...... And that's when the fight started....... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadpete Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Cam home from work and the wife was stretched out on the lounge, naked. There was soft music. There were candles. Can you believe that - Candles! I looked at her and said "What is this?" She purred "Its my love dress darling" I said "Needs ironing, whats for dinner?" And thats when the fight started........ 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PA. Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 My wife asked me if I would like a romantic weekend away. Being the good husband I am I replied, "No I would rather spend it with you." and that's when the fight started. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 So I was out on my usual pub night last night and I got home just 5 minutes late and feeling a bit amorous went straight up to the missus in the kitchen, slapped her on the ass and said "your next". I don't understand getting hit on the head with a pan for being just 5 minutes late?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Since my wife left, I started drinking heavily, bought a motorbike, and shagged two women. Jeez she's going to be pissed off when she gets home from work. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Since my wife left, I started drinking heavily, bought a motorbike, and shagged two women. You had a winner without the punchline Mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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