flying dog Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Thursday night I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in hospital's ICU, tubes up my nose & down my throat, wires monitoring every function & all around my head, hell of a pain over my left ear, and a gorgeous nurse hovering over me. It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident. She looked deep & steady and I heard her slowly say, 'You may not feel anything from the waist down.' I managed to mumble in reply, 'Can I feel your tits, then?' 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cscotthendry Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 The funeral will be on thursday next.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Not the same nurse I once knew, obviously! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PA. Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Not the same nurse I once knew, obviously! What's the difference between a Nurse and a Rolls Royce? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deskpilot Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 What's the difference between a Nurse and a Rolls Royce? I don't know but they're in the same plane! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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