planedriver Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 A man was being interviewed for a job with CASA."Were you in the service?" asked the interviewer."Yes, I was a Marine," responded the applicant."Did you see any active duty?""I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability.""May I ask what happened?""Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both testicles.""You're hired. You can start Monday at 10 am."The somewhat surprised applicant asked, "When does everyone else start? I don't want any preferential treatment because of my disability.""Everyone else starts at 7 o'clock, but I should be honest with you," explained the interviewer. "Nothing gets done before 10 o'clock because we just sit and scratch our nuts trying to decide what to do first." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Now this is ironic - I have to be in Canberra tomorrow for a job interview with CASA at 10am - and I am not joking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted August 4, 2008 Author Share Posted August 4, 2008 Good luck Ian. Tip for the day. Scratch yourself, and explain why, and you should get the job like the other bloke. Rgds Alan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Baphomet Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Oh, and I thought the punch line was going to be "Thats o.k. at CASA none of us have any balls" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigPete Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 I hear they have plenty of nuts....... regards :big_grin::big_grin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 They like to be sure that you know how to laugh, so during the interview they give you a test tickle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest airsick Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 I think this thread has run its course. Its sad, long, bad joke of a course. I am not sure how many bad jokes I can take, it is driving me nuts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Well, not a joke but I am back in Melb after spending the day in "lovely" Canberra - had my interview with CASA at 10am so everything was go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest airsick Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Well, not a joke but I am back in Melb after spending the day in "lovely" Canberra - had my interview with CASA at 10am so everything was go It was lovely. Blue skies, light puffy clouds, gentle winds. Even went for a fly out to Cootamundra this afternoon. Don't be so sarcastic about Canberra. Now Melbourne however. I was there the other week for 10 days and it was cold, wet, windy. Yeah, really lovely, can't wait to get back there soon... :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Longden Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 If you got the job, then we would have a field day with "turn to the dark side" jokes... My old CFI, Matt Ford at Air Shepparton is now with CASA... and he certainly cops it! from his old crew! Bit of a bugger though, geez, talk about bloody brilliant instructor. Ben Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yenn Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Airsick. You say you were in Melbourne for a week, 10 days. It only seems like 10 days, actually a week is 7 days, except in Melbourne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest airsick Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Airsick. You say you were in Melbourne for a week, 10 days. It only seems like 10 days, actually a week is 7 days, except in Melbourne. I meant that I was there a few weeks back for about 10 days. But I like the gist of your post. It felt like 2 weeks. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 It could be worse. I spent a week in Pittsburgh one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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