Guest palexxxx Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.' My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day. 'Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all, right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck. A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?' She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.' AND THEN THE FIGHT STARTED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 What fight? Were the eggs underdone? Nev.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1946 Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Hard Boiled? May be he preferred Hard Boiled!.......Hat -coat- gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motzartmerv Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 haha...classic..my missus would use me to time a roast:keen:....haha...just kidding.......................................or am i??;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Hey Merv, Did your misses write the quote at the botton of your last post, or should you have removed it on this occasion? Rgds Alan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motzartmerv Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 haha...yea good one:laugh:.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Topic? The topic of this thread? I simply don't get it! Nev... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Decca Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Sorry Sorry Nev, you're under age.;) Decca. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Good One Decc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Age. That might have something to do with it. Me not getting it . ( morning sex). HELL NOW MY NAMES SHOWN ALONGSIDE THIS THREAD again. The church elders will be after me now. Nev.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Longden Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Ben Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Herb Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 thumb_down Like they say "What goes up must come down" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 reverse too. The situation with mineral water, (especially relevant in europe). "What goes down, must come up". Now that could put you off.. N... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yenn Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 The version I heard is " What goes up must come down, even if it's 9 months later" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 The version I heard is " What goes up must come down, even if it's 9 months later" Even if it looks a bit different?:confused::confused::confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueshed Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 I am impressed, You actually managed to last the full three minutes ! I always suggest anything past Two Strokes, should be applauded ! Suppose I get gold ! Just keep practicing ! Cheers Guy:juggle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yenn Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 I much prefer 4 strokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 I much prefer 4 strokes. Tends to be that way with Starlets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Longden Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Oh classic!! :thumb_up: Ben Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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