DarkSarcasm

The three most common expressions in aviation are, "Why is it doing that?", "Where are we?" and "Oh Sh*t". At 9.3 hours I've said two of them....most often the third one

Aviation is not so much a profession as it is a disease

ah k, awesome :)

I thought that if you had the RA-Aus X-country endorsement then that would count for the X-country requirement for the PPL? Or am I mistaken?

I've never known an industry that can get into people's blood the way aviation does. — Robert Six, founder of Continental Airlines.

That sounds like my attempt at circuits this morning...

oh that's terrible

Yeah I guess I should attempt to be productive. Night.

Indeed yes...if I fail my exams at least I'll know why

That's is drastic action! :ah_oh: (don't worry, I see where you're from :P)

haven't crashed yet so I'm going with 'fantastic' :big_grin: more seriously: extremely slowly recently thanks to the lovely (i_dunno) Victorian weather we've been having

No, I don't think I do either so I was a little worried.... :P

Either you think I'm going to end up killing my instructor or you think I'm Jeremy (I'm not) hehe, either way, thanks Maj :)

...robot? Would a robotic Ahlocks be governed by Asimov's three laws? NB: Darky is attempting to study for pesky law exams so feel free to ignore her contributions since her brain is rather tired just now

POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN....Cops have nothing to go on

"I have often said that the lure of flying is the lure of beauty. That the reason flyers fly, whether they know it or not, is the aesthetic appeal of flying." - Amelia Earhart. "Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return." - Leonardo da Vinci "We who fly do so for the love of flying. We are alive in the air with this miracle that lies in our hands and beneath our feet." - Cecil Day Lewis

TurboSan quickly stowed his thirteen poud sledgie and pulled out his cricket bat. "Watch this!" (aviation phrase) he cried...

Unfortunately the rest of the crew weren't going to hear more about this company that Nobu, Acki and Tacki were planning to invest in, as at that moment an ominous beeping noise started echoing through the Subrolla. "What does that noise mean?" asked Darky in confusion...

Agreeing with Turbo's assessment of Queenslanders, Darky turned back to the problem at hand. Darkers considered googling the Zulu repair hotline but instead decided to attempt to fix them first with some 'percussive maintence'. After hitting the Zulus a few times and adding the appropriate swear words, the Zulus were back online. Now they just had to find out why Tomo was having hallucinations of seeing a sleeping Slarti in the navigation room of the Subrolla....

The amount of people I got to believe in Drop Bears while I was in the UK for 6 months last year was UNBELIEVABLE :big_grin:

Darkasm scribbled down the message and attempted to decode it. "Captain, don't drink the coffee, Darkasm has never made coffee before and you can't take the risk with the door to the head still locked" (see post #2619). After momentarily wondering how Biggleworth knew that information (was he psychic? was the submarine bugged?), Darkythecoffeenovice decided that the more likely explanation (considering she had no idea how to read morse code and had been using an iPhone application to do so) was that she had decoded the message wrongly. She grabbed the message and dashed to.....

Darkasm hoped, however, that their sub was still Toyota Corolla shaped, because if we float into enemy territory that red and black monster (see earlier photo) is going to be rather difficult to explain...

...but realising that they don't have time to send it to Czechoslovakia, Russia or anywhere else where a Toyota Corolla might possibly be an improvement on their current air fleet, Darky thought quickly. However, being a Jabbaloo driver, her attempts to create wings out of Tomo's mother's second-best linen don't turn out how she planned and... Darkcasm is currently searching the Crimes Act for references to 'contamination of a submarine by nefarious means'

Sighing slightly over the Lat's obsession with his appearance even in times of crisis, Darkasm decided to take action. Removing her fancy new headset (aviation term), she grabbed McLocks (the source of the smell that was still suffocating the crew) and sat him on the end of one of the empty torpedo tubes which would (a) send the smell outside and (b) provide extra thrust (aviation term). Agreeing with Tomo's assessment that they were rapidly running out of oxygen (since there was currently about 10+ people all crammed into a Toyota Corolla), Darkasm figured that it was time to try making the Corolla fly (aviation term)...after all, they were all pilots (aviation term), how hard could it be? The next challenge was getting this Corolla out of the water and into the air. Being a law student, not a physics student, Darkasm turned and asked....