After having their 11th child, an Irish couple decided that was enough,as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor/veterinarian and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn’t want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.
A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a firecracker, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. Paddy said to the doctor, “I may not be the
smartest man in the world, but I don’t see how putting a firecracker in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.†“Trust me,†said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a firecracker and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:
“1″
“2″
“3″
“4″
“5″
at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in ....( insert favourite predjuce ).