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... his $5.00 in coins behind the pink door that rendered him incapable of flying the Thruster out himself.

Although it is quite some time since Turbo signed off Capy as a fully certificated Thruster driver, when he sailed through the floats endorsement, and the warm chocolate on the stick endorsement there was some difficulty with the turboencabulator rating due to his persistent ...............

.............. and headed off armed with great expectations in the direction of the nearest B&S ball.

Unfortunately for Doubtfire Mavis had got there first with her own collection of souveniers gathered from the scattered remains of Turbo's turbenoencabulator-enhanced Harley after it had had that memorable altercation with a wondering chocolate bilby out searching for Easter..................

Quote "Ok all, seeing we have a zillion pages about an aircraft on a conveyor belt I thought I would start a never ending story. "

...........had a generous supply of XXXXXXXX GPS batteries and an even more generous supply of WTF OT? attitude ;

She immediately demanded to know WTF OT thought he was going to do with an angle grinder 274nauticals from the nearest power supply.

"No problem" avers OT with those XXXXXXXX batteries of yours we can kick start the turboencabulator which in turn will power the angle grinder with which we can then make ourselves a fortune.

"Did someone mention fortune?" asks the honourable constable scratching ...................

........................a five iron manufactured to the highest QT standards in the Turbo Enterprises' mega facrory in the backblocks of Neverheardofitstan and it duly flexed warped and wrapped itself back around OT's goiterous neck causing him ( truly a him?) some agony, angst and a sudden lack of interest in the anchient game of golf as well as all thoughts of...........,

........The Harley did what Harleys do coughed, farted, snorted and settled into an ungodly but totally unproductive roar. Ta Lee Ho grabbed his log book (avref) but was completely stymed with thumbnail firmly stuck in the frozen tar, no problem thought he heading towards a warm stream issuing from South end of North bound cow.

Just as the tar was starting to soften the Harley did what Harleys do and bumped up the revs and the decibels causing the glider to lift first the port then the starboard wings and..................

...... quite a challenge to manufacture, equip and mobilise a fleet of turboencabulator powered drifters to move the stock with in-house resources although Cappy did suggest that a quick call to Elon might ........................

..............took one look at Cappy's COG (avref) and immediately declared him to out of balance (as many refs as an AFL final) with a grounding, a social isolation and a good talking to taking immediate effect. The boys 'n girls in blue were summoned and herded Cappy off to a isolation hotel where Cappy was somewhat distressed to discover that "room service" meant nothing .....................

..............find something soft to munch on, with this in mind she snaffled Cappy's last remaining bottle of snaitizer and.............

Thanks Methusula

Interesting to see over next week's where Sweden and Switzerland approach with no lock down policies will lead

............ follicles up the buggers, which does tend to explain the rather hirsute visage presented by various friends of Roxette who after that grand falling out with Mavis .........................

.......we all remember how THAT worked out back when to the no-Rotaxers having a blue head indicated .................

................ the NES crowd carried on as before with no new ill effects because subsequent to their relations with Mavis, the holy harness, and radiation leakage from the turbocanabulator they had no need for social isolation as a result of having been ........

........ specialist consultant to the solo shelter in place citizens, especially now that he has thanks to the Captain's access to the government secret research defence labs where they have successfully miniturised the turboencabulator which much to Mavis's tingling delight gives off a stimulating vibration when activated.

Hearing of this new development Loxie and Turbo rushed off to the patent office .................

.......KEEP CALM AND FLY ON.

At which poor James who had long experience of Loxie's "flying on" ...................

Obviously my thoughts on the "First class member" designation is not the majority view.

Given that position I feel there is a case for changing the designation from first class to subscriber.

In any case I/we can only hope that enough support is forth coming to keep the site functioning, it is such a valuable resource, a tremendous community builder and a massive credit to Ian's dedication and hard work.

.....community fears and panic?

"you bet" was the prompt reply "I have just perfected the first turboencabulator powered home generator which coupled with my newly patented microbial replicator will be snapped up by the preppies enabling them to ..................

Ian,

I would be in favour of not displaying the "first class member" on the avatars,

I am certain that most, if not all, first class members contribute because they think the site is worthy of their support and not in order to display a gold star.

For me creating a hierarchy of members is not in the spirit that most users would subscribe to

want to know just yet; and in any case it is not us who are going to do it to you; that delightful task we have outsourced to ..................

there was a riot in the face mask aisle at Chemist wherehouse, a riot quickly escalated by the Captain;'s decision to ....

Ian,

I believe that the site is worth a subscription at the same rate for everyone.

I feel that Gold class etc will only complicate a simple equation ie site needs cash, users need to contribute.

That is unless gold class can provide some substantial benefits to differentiate above normal rates.

As an indication print magazines cost around $50-$100 for 12 issues from the discount outlets.

best wishes

Davidh

Thank you Ian for all that you have put into this site

I'm one of those willing to pick up again the "first class" button when the button comes back,

or sign up for a subscription

.. aviator (avref) and the Madam to show more evidence of aviatrixeness (Trubo ref) than the poly chromic pattern of Holy Harness skid marks she was current sporting ; a condition that caused Salty to seriously doubt the security of the relicary at the Morrabbin cathedral and thus fore warned he did ...................

"yes please" when they discovered that the madam of Turbo House of pleasure, pain, perversion and passion was a Kiwi who mis heard "Yup Yup" as "Tup Tup" however they then performed a rapid procedure turn (avref) when seeing Madam rounding up the ewes with .................

was burdened with the mis conception that a D cup was for D caf and who bloody near D capitated afore said little person

who promptly D camped off towards Turbo's fine establishment all the while screaming ............