hihosland

up a handy drain pipe leaning on the starboard (avref) side of Cappy's Drifter hangar (avref squared)

the same drain pipe that Cappy used when really pressed (Mavis ref) to ...................

Mavis did ask of the Jedi Rat

“.....going somewhere handsome?”

”Well since you asked I was hoping to get as far away as possible from Cappy who was making threatening noises about moderators and even the coroner

Suggestions like that make me very nervous.”

" never you mind about that Cappy nor about being nervous you just climb up here beside me and we'll ..................

a trifle sensitive what with his nutplates (avref) being a bit tight and all,

thus he needs to be gently led back into the NES fold rather gently and respectfully else he .................

MEETING IN BONE TOMORROW TO COORDINATE (AVREF) THEIR RESPONSE. ........

with the appointment of a coordinator in chief being the first agenda item

all the potential candidates for the role split into two camps the one lead by Cappy ....................

try them with a known m5 bolt,

if you get the same result your bolts are probably miss labled

I've had a bolt place supply me with the wrong ones

Sounds to me like trying to force a M5 bolt into a 10-32 nut plate.

The threads are very close but not identical

 'dems my thoughts

the officers' mess

where MS Turbo was entertaining the squadron (avref)

with her latest ditty

"There once was chappy called Cappy

"who went all sing song and clappy

"when offered a snifter

"and talk of a drifter

"that was our chappy called Cappy

a performance that brought the flyboys' (and flygirls) (PCref)

minds right back to ..................

 very awkward position,

He being covered in atomised cow pats and all, it was unlikely that he could gain entry into one of  Cap's gin joints  to argue his case for an equivalent remuneration.

Consequently he fell into a complete blue funk and pleaded with moderator #1 , "please could .............

for all to see

clearly indicated

he don't know where he are

Queensland's a possibility but everyone knows that Queenslanders and turboencabulators constitute a very volatile mix prone at any time and without any prior indication or warning to .....

...burying the evidence,

a practice very familiar to NES participants ever since the first time Turbo's thumbnail dipped in tar scratched a line in............

with a buzz and whizz the AliExpress drone delivering Cappy's much anticipated Turboencabulator was overhead and trying without success to get a fix on Cappy's vintage iphone2.

Turbo with ear firmly pressed to his Motorola brick was eying enviously the iphone just as the Ali-drone having exhausted its on-site time allowance soared skywards, took a fix on the nearest cell tower and ...................

That his bushfire allegory so cruelly dismissed as incomprehensible (with possible justification,) had found an appreciative audience and.......

..missile toad?

or

manic missile?

one thing is for sure with my new sanctions in place they will never get their sandy mitts on a Turboencabulator  nor any spare parts for the .................

sounding very much like Turbo of the shafting award.

Trump called for his latest media secretary who reminded him that Turbo's award had something to do with an Eton transaxle. The mere mention of trans set the toddler in chief off on yet another tangent diatribe about making America great again, (grate again?)

"Those Pesky Quds" mumbled he "I'll......................

the image in the mirror

to whom he chanted

"mirror Mirror on the wall

I'm the fairest of them all

the............... "

click the tongue and train the ears to echo locate Drifters drifting hither and thither,

meanwhile

And the prophet did bring coal into the temple

“How good is that?” he cried,

‘tis the favourite food for Puff the Marahini’s magic dragon that she keeps securely in her boiler house.

The dragon’s appetite did grow and as the dragon did grow , so trucks, trains and conveyor belts did grow to feed the magic dragon.

 But Spark the spawn of the dragon escaped the boiler house and became Ember who flew across the land seeking ever more dragon food.

And Ember did as the lord of the prophet commanded and went forth and multiplied, was fruitful and populated the earth abundantly.

The fruit of the dragon swelled to a torrent, a roaring, thunderous torrent, that crowned the trees and sacrificed, tree, plain, shed, machine and life itself to its insatiable hunger.

The sky did darken,

 the sun did dim,

the wind did roar

and smoke did smote the landscape.

Then all was silence, black stump, white ash and silence.

Silent with the stench of life exhausted,

Charred, tortured feather, claw and paw stark against the white ash.

And the silence was broken by steel shod boot wreathed by ash

toes speckled with tear drops.

And the prophet came forth from the temple scattering a billion or two

“How good is that?”

And the prophet did bring coal into the temple

the bits of carrot blended with some effusions from a Chrysler turbo encabulator

but never the less managed to splatter some prosaic prose for the benefit of the jedi rat who had put all his faith in a  flux capacitor surplus to requirements after the installation of a de lorean motor into the drifter a process that the had the unfortunate consequence of iambing his pentameter and ......................

On vhf through my Bose

There's trouble with a nose

That got in range of Cappy

And his depends nappy

That 'll need more than a rose

To....... 

chump on a stump

emulating a trump

threatening a tweeting

with nary a meeting

like Mary the mugwump

who went all ballistic

over Planey's ................

"getting back on the Drifter"

not like the  piker

who.....................

alto since his onesie suit did shrink in the wash

but never to be daunted by such minor inconveninces

he just straddled the drifter and .................

"How good is that?"

said the Rat in the hat

with his eye on the sky

in Hawaii

"That" said the prat on the mat 

is the smoke from the coke

that .......................

grabbed his latest hat

cried  "how good is that"

 then hailed a passing uber drifter

with a wish for something swifter

and a willow with which to bat

...............

calls for yet another royal commission

However the govt faced with a serious deficit of potential commissioners

called for volunteers from ..................

confusion that reigned at the RC at the mention of citations

for at royal commissions citations are ink marks on parchment

and cessnas are anything with wings that is crashed and not a Boeing

drifters are fodder for legal aid

savs are burnt offering at Bunnings

and ........................