hihosland

great hit with the quokas who little knew that the treat was their last meal of the condemned before being hurled into the ever munching jaws of the dying boring boring machine. When the resulting slurry of quoka mince streamed out the back of the machine Captain ran for the barf bag while Musker's on-site representative.......  

Danny from Melbourne has lodged an expression of interest in the tunnel project, he has a couple of confused tunneling machines lacking direction that could well be available pending negoiations with other interested parties. In the mean time ..........

if you didn't have your foot jammed in the glove box we could have easily lasted through the second feature. But now thanks to your idiocy we're going to .......

.

 

the vinyl bench in the HR is very very slippery so much so that when....

to accommodate the special trans-continental diaper that he had designed and manufactured in the Spratleys for his upcoming .....

Thanks Bex

for the heads up,

We all do wish you tails winds from here on

proceeded to construct a suitable adapter plate to allow the fitting of the SLRs to the Corsair from a matrix of brown paper and tar. Captain observing progress on this project suggested that a modification was needed in order to get the SLR to manage belt loaded ammunition.

"No problem" asserts Captain waving his sticky tarred hands " We'll just ......  

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-49773399

a slight wift of Jet A on the breeze followed by Turbs tearing past with Takata-San in hot pursuit shouting:-

"lun, lun all you can lun 'til you legs collapse and your dalk healt beats no more.

" I do hear you been talking with leader of flee world and

" feeding him with confused musings from your pet mountain-singing Rasputin

" he who snaffled the Captain's supply of stuffed brown paper bags 

" and now the whole world will.......

they did have trouble getting around the notion of hydraulic tappets which from their prior experience suggested ...........

I had a good demonstration of how to fly this morning.

Over a 300m stretch while I was cycling at around 20kph a

magpie doing his Stuka impersonation managed to swoop/bomb

me 7 times.

First signs of approach is a whistle of air followed by an audible "bang" as

he deployed his air brakes. Hard to tell if the noise was purely the bird or

partly from a slight impact on helmet or shoulder.

Steep climb away into a 45 degree procedure turn finishing with a stall turn

and return bomb run;-  another "bang" and he peels off for a neat full stop on

a post for a re appraisal of the situation.

The repeat as before.

Way beyond the abilities of either a Sopwith or a F35.

Precision flying par excellence.

I 

then Captain mused "what about after the concert when all the troops emerge from the hall"

 "No problem; Foxy has all that spare cargo space filled with crates of Bilund Infantry Incapacitating munitions which the team will spread around all the buildings under cover of Sol Lee's noisy musical adventure."

Captain's brows raise to form a questions mark.

" Otherwise known as Lego bricks. No one can walk on then and not feel great pain and dislocation, there is no chance that while hippy hopping around the Chinese will notice ............

much more likely to achieve some result or another.

First item on the agenda an equipment list including

one whiz wheel,

1 astrolobe

1  Collins world atlas circa 1930

7  4 gallon Plume fuel tins slightly rusted

3  leather flying helmets sans plugs

26  salvaged pilot relief tubes

1  Golden Fleece road map Queensland edition

15  Mills bombs in dubious condition

1..leather cover for Corsair POH

not much else

second agenda item

 is shortest distance to Spratleys from Joborugh, East or West?

at this point Turbo took the floor and addressed the assembled crew thus..............

......Takata San and leave him convinced that his new missile was already 99% efficient and reliable enough to deploy to the Spratlys known to Takata San's ancestors as  新南諸島. Thus convinced; Takata San armed up his newly acquired fleet of superior Brumbies and set off ............

serious brain pain only slightly modified by the generous application of the Blue Sapphire. Meanwhile the tensions in the Spratlys were not helped by Donald's twitters about the Captain's Twotters now heading under Eyebolts tenuous command towards..........

....with a bit of help from Gordon had Tanqureed the blue sapphire into something far too slippery for Ahlok's chopsticks and not quite heavy enough to function as an effective missile for .....

subsequently caused a minor riot at the proctologist's office when after a long and painful extraction the Captain screamed ....

THANK YOU!!

..... he runs a small farm and refuge for orphaned jabiloos who have had the misfortune to have ......

Now Xi was offering only $1.8million because ..

an prompt response from Mexico stating that they were immediately going to start on building the border wall, a notification much welcomed in the White House until it turned out that this wall was planned to be erected along the original US/Mexico border a detail that ...........  

something had to be done to protect the Spratlys quickly, but....the  problem quickly evaporated once Donald offered to buy the Srpatleys an offer  to which his very good friend Xi responded most generously with...................

oil tankers all lined up in a neat row in the Straight of Hormuz awaiting ...

" Didn't we ban Jabiloos in their home territory?

How come that we failed to ban them over foreign turf?

we must spread the memo of aviation safety far and beyond these home skies

Let "onwards and downwards" forever be our motto

although "de terris ad astra" does sound safer. "

After that great and exhausting cogitation the great CASA bureaucracy rolled over and returned to sleep the sleep of the well p;aid all the while dreaming of .......

OOps!!

and apologies to you Ian,

my bad

I had completely failed to notice that the "forums" listing appeared in a panel on the right side of the screen.

best wishes

and apologies for wasting your time

David Hill