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2 stroke oil and oils ain't oils y'know we'll have to hold a royal commission for every prob there's a fine commission to hold so be bold and launch a right royal commission that'll keep the Muzzie nutters something to .......

ever so slightly miffed when he discovered that due to his advanced years his AUF form was twice as long as before and needed to be completed every year a situation that he considered to be .....................

a form to fill that when duly completed and notarised would permit .....

... offered a break from Ofred and jingled his jangles to there was a young man from Canberra he flew in in a silver Sierra cried "how good is that?" from his floppy felt hat 'n promptly left for the Riveiera "Oh Lordy lord" muttered Captain "what on earth was that"? "That" retorted Albo "was

remind Mandy she of the Miss Candy world princess competition that this superlative flying machine had one engine for every passenger, compare that to Samantha's 737 mini with 80 persons sharing the one engine. How good is that?? shouted Scott from marketing as he paraded his new fleet of water 737 bombers still wrapped in their birthing green plastic wrap. Scot then launched into his latest ditty ".....................

had his legs tied together with those kinky cables making him the original Mandy candy, Mandy having a certain soft spot for anything kinky especially.............

Captains elevation to a suitable altitude attitude (avref)2 from whence he could proceed to .............

opined that 20,000 should work just as well as 25,000 and consume less fossil fuel (Greta ref) in the process thus making adequate allowance for...........

the Captain on his way to Turkmenistan and suffering a touch of frost bite and altitude/attitude sickness fell to the charms of ..............

"Spratleys" which is exactly where NES was 100s of posts back, with nary a Drifter in sight, or site, and forcing the Chinese navy around in ever decreasing circles while engaged in serious precautionary manourvering exercises in the expectation of Turbo and team getting the venerable Zekes back on line. Meanwhile back in PNG Cappy and Turbo had discovered that after a month or so in that tropical climate every hillock, mound or mountain looks exactly the same regardless buried hangars or .............

avoid turbo's steam stream before it.............................

a flash back to the Y2K debacle and elected to have an NBN moment in memorium and threw up a nostalgic blue screen with a whirring Tassie devil in the corner doing its level best to ......

... his consequent rudderless (avref) condition should only be an improvement on his past attempts to keep on track as clearly displayed by his consistent reliance on low (cap ref) passes whenever he ....

..short pitched balls, that's how we sort out all foreign types even if they...........

omnibus, to the Captains bar where he and Sam created a fuss while Loxie with Floxie did ....

... when the guy in the black shirt stepped forward and demanded the keys Loxie .....

a very Merry Christmas to all NESers some of whom are nesters, and most of whom are extremely ambivalent about conveyor belts, avref or no.

all rush off to fill themselves on Sky Blue or Scare Blu Christmas fare loaded with so much duck fat that Cap had to excuse himself even more frequently than usual. It was said that Brigitte loved Cappys mind even more than his body , however with the body in its current manifestation the mind did seem a trifle more...........

he needed to distract Wu Fat long enough for Gina to figure out a plan. "Honourable Wu Fat we greatly distress to learn that the biosecurity department of the glorious motherland has discovered some E.coli var quokaenteris contamination in the ore deliveries. Never the less we also know that the furnaces of the Great Wall iron and steel corporation will instantly render such contamination in consequential. "AH Mr Captain you do not need to instruct us in the art of steel manufacture, what you really need to do ..........."

a mere 6 weeks later the whole fleet of iron carriers found themselves stuck in the channel at both Shandong and Tangshan because of "paper work" challenges. Meanwhile the African ore was piling up in the tunnel and the whole cash flow situation was looking a trifle grim. Spurred by this disaster Cap and Gina hopped in the Gulfstream and screamed off to sort "this mess out". Cap mas not all that surprised to find Wu Fat leading the welcoming party flanked by two stunning brocaded chong san-ed hench-persons each with a very large and very empty brief case. "Welcome to China MR Captain" says Wu Fat "we do hope that you and the lovely Gina enjoy our hospitality while .................."

while quoting "never flown a tornado while atavaring a minister" re the F-35's ( should be an avref ) multiple failings we still have those Harvards which can be re-purposed to fly close protection roles for the Mi-26s, That should keep the ore supply flowing at least until Greta.....

"sell it to Gina; who can as a tax effective gesture install a conveyor belt for the full length of the tunnel, and get a fleet of fully autonomous MI-26 to haul the ore over the ridge from the mine to the tunnel portal. The tax break on that exercise should give Albo...

never studied at Harvard, Oxford or anywhere else with Angus Taylor who after stuffing around in his current portfolio is likely to being promoted to minister responsible for CASA a situation that has absolutely no relevance to NES, a totallly aviation free zone, currently residing without benefit of visa in the glorious republic of SA. Never the less their studies did involve a serious investigation of physical principles leading them to suggest via a multiply-referenced and footnoted position paper that the grand WA-SA tunnel be fitted with a conveyor belt upon which the Captain can test his hypothesis re a Harvard (avref) on a conveyor belt. Tubs on hearing of this grand proposal whipped out his Faber Castel slide rule and proclaimed loudly .... l

...der is 'd rumour that a couple of renegade Harvards left over from the Mau Mau ops across the border are mouldering away in a hay barn in Bulawayo and with suitable application of kumi kumi to both the carbys and the pilots things could get really interesting due to the...........

'tis true Greta that the children are dying, however the tunnel will supply with minimal CO2 or Methane release an endless supply of quoka mince pies to hold off their starvation thus allowing their parents ore time to get on with ..............