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hihosland

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  1. social distancing, a concept that was causing some economic challenges at the Turbine House of Pleasure where formation flying just did not seem to be as rewarding as in the old days before the erection of and in the cathedral of st Patrick in peppermint grove where due to covid19 the green guinness celebratin on the 17th had to be cancelled leaving Turbo with 18 18 gallon kegs and an .................
  2. been well briefed by Mavis and understood quite well when to associate and when to dissociate, and Joh did seem to be one that...........
  3. ladies are ladies, however Mavis being a bit more aware than most cried "there's only two greens showing" (serious avref) this calls for a Pan (avref) call and ...........................
  4. Julian Burnside to mediate in the emerging dispute between the Roman Curia and Turbo investments inc, a dispute that arose out of a slight miss translation where by the proposed mas mastication was confused with a mass breakdown in public morals and threatened to precipitate a pandemic of blindness in Turbo's halls of mass masterbation. Turbo's frantic calls to the Fred Hollows foundation to refute this fear merely resulted in .........
  5. .........none of your XXXX (milehighavref)ing business. But since you are what passes for the law in these 'ere parts and you might have heard of the need for an ASIC card I'll tell what I am doing. I along with Benny & Turbo and with the guidance (avref) of Mavis are here to exploit various loopholes in the ATO's grand scheme to slap a sales tax on the turboencabulator. These holes when all lined up in the cheese will make us very very rich. At this probationary constable Doubtfire's eye lit up and he sensing a potential slice of the cheese ............................
  6. explained why he found such good company in a mob of galahs none of which seemed to know anything abour RAAUS or any other ...............
  7. getting re elected, an aim greatly desired by various RAAus folk intent on Drifter drifting and ...................
  8. ... persuade Mavis to allow him to perch on her lap and ................
  9. ... passage clear through to the right ear thus indicating a.............
  10. ... the day was saved by Cappy skipping past in that bright green manikini of his catching the outraged matron's attention, she now seriously outraged shook Locksie free, relieved him of the fireman's axe and stormed after Cappy with intent to ..........
  11. normal situation when attempting to return airside, however our Captain neatly solved this challenge when he arrived in the company of Mavis, she sporting so many different crayon marks that the petty little jumped up official behind the shiny new badge completely lost his way and waved them on through to the drifter parked with .............
  12. .. ASIC card, which caused them all to crowd around because such a thing had been roumored for may years but rarely sighted outside of Canberra, and outside Canberra is where all WF folk are determined to stay, all as a result of the last time that one of this hallowed squadron attempted to return to airside without Mavis to guide them ...........................
  13. chance to win the holy harness raffle since all of Loxey's tickets will be void if he is not present at the aero club on the night of the draw. Mavis of the acute hearing overheard this remark, (Turbo never being very adept at whispering), and with an expectant and determined glint in her eye decided to haul the remnants of Loxey along to the festivities on the drawing night with a view to not only winning the holy harness but also enhancing her reputation by .............
  14. to have their tolerance tested on Valentine's day, or on any of the other feasts of saint Hallmark days. Days always feared by Mavis who was forever expecting............
  15. a current BFR and sporting a rainbow flag on
  16. ...him that there was not a problem in these revelations as flock marking harnesses have not been news in Gippsland since 1939. And much later when Turbo heard the lyric "And so it was that later As the miller told his tale That her face, at first just ghostly Turned a whiter shade of pale She said, "There is no reason And the truth is plain to see" me sister's and me mother's name is Mavis so you.........................
  17. 'tis a sorry state of affairs when image of Rat in harness is blocked from RF post. Mavis will need to call the moderators and petition that................
  18. that Mavis after plunging him into the bleach solution has put a mini holy harness on the Rat thus turning the black plague into a whiter shade of pale.
  19. ... Vatican square as the Swiss Guard vainly struggled to hold back the crowd fighting to their their hands on the holy harness, there being quite a shortage of suitable items to add to the reliquary in recent times creating a serious market for such items. Tragicly several stupendous cathedrals had been built and consecreated over the years without a single relic to attract the penitent cash bearing queues. "this has to be an some antipodean plot" spluttered his holiness. "Get me George from down under and tell him in no uncertain terms ......................"
  20. Thems just evidence of my bi partiship your holiness we of WF cater for all types, genders, and preferences hence the rainbow of crayons . Would you, your holiness, in a spirit of inclusiveness perhaps like to.....
  21. ..... a text message from the Pope who had just been informed exactly what the red crayon marks sported by Mavis indicated about Turbo's proclivities and activities. "Turbo sayeth the Pope, you.................."
  22. .. .. and proved that what soars to earth must fall leaving Turbo doing his vitruvan man impression on the cobblestones, but wait there's more Mavis stormed onto the scene and taking firm grip on the back of his harness hauled Turbo upright and assured the onlookers from the papal contingent that that red smudge on the stones was the intended marking left by the harness's crayon. The pope then suitably impressed by this miraculous turn of events immediatly proffered his ring .............
  23. .... I'm presented with goat of a fly boy with his human factors (avref) in a harness, a raddle on his brisket and a quick walk around (avref) on his mind, a clip board in his hand and a .................
  24. ...... surely that Borat out fit with the pink crayon can't possibly be what the Captain suggested it was for because if it was then Turbo was in for a great surprise when..................
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