...thought about that for a second or two and then gave his favourite leaky News Corp person a call, who in turn called the BBC and asked of them was it true that the famous Turbo invention was nothing more than a cheap Chinese knock off of the original William Hartnell sonic screwdriver, and what's more that if one were to peel off the 'mark iii' sticker you will find revealed a 'mark ii' sticker.
At which the man from the BBC immediately rang Slacker and Grubier the esteemed attorneys at law who rounded up all the Dr Who fans and with the Pertwee family as lead plaintiffs launched a class action against Cecil and co of the Stock Exchange accusing them of causing a precipitous fall in the TE shares.
At this juncture Cecil and co remembered their economics 101 lectures and placed multiple buy orders for TE shares. the value of which shot up again, the class action collapsed and Turbo.........