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On 23/12/2022 at 11:27 AM, onetrack said:

.....the possibility of a Continental Lounge, as Continental was a strongly preferred alternative to Lycoming in many regions, and by many owners. Mr Brutus sniffed, "Continental"? We use them for..........

airboats and we are always having.............

8 hours ago, Captain said:

..... the north-east NSW coast where he ripped heads off indiscriminately at the Evans Head fly-in, then ......

.unfortunately started licking his balls ,this display did nothing for the reputation of casa and he was fired on the spot. Now this.....

4 hours ago, Captain said:

..... & general mayhem really kicked up a notch ..........

 

 

SEE THE BELOW TYPICAL BRAVERY OF THE TROOPS,

AFTER GETTING OVER THEIR BOREDOM

 

..the entertainment  in the Kyber became world known for...

9 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.......tasmanian tigers. He followed them for 3 days, 24 hours a day and was observing them from roadside bushes when a motorist stopped and asked him what he was doing Steve, by now with a full phone of photos knew he had a front page story and told the motorist about the tigers. “Yew from the Mainland?” came the inevitable question. When he confirmed it the Tasmania said “They’re cows” and Steve was left.

...........stunned when the animals he had seen suddenly appeared amongst "the cows" But where even more blown away when after study of the footage taken at the time it was discovered to be a Thylacine [An extinct striped tiger like animal stared at the camera before running away]   Now this caused a shit storm as the...............

On 05/12/2022 at 11:38 AM, turboplanner said:

 

Really?

 

10 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

....of a lad in his younger days; one Saturday night he crawled up a vehandah post fo the Bone Gandview Hotel  climed to the top of the roof and played jazz for three house on his saxophone.

No one has ever been able to prove anything but by the middle of next week  the Bone RSL had a couple of notices up; "Rochelle is unable to cook for the next couple of nights becaise she is unwell" and Mr Bull (sic) has been bared from this erstablishmnt until further notice due to two incidenses last Saturday night.

Signed: Wilfred Coburn, Manager, ..............

.and this notice was soon put up on the board with the other 300 restrictions placed apon old Bull.  Now Mavis and her besty gladis thought that it was a bit harsh and wanted to.............

4 hours ago, Captain said:

........ whether a blue head can actually be turbo-charged.

 

"Excuse me" said Pauline "So should I call Ralph Sarich or Will Hagan or the Turgid Plonker for technical advice?".

 

"I think the Plonker is the way to go" replied her chief advisor "As he has experience at all levels of motorsport and the transport industry, plus he is pretty partial to rangas and could take you for a spin in his Vette, before he tries to get into your ...... 

.party. Now Bull was a bit...........

21 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

".........you yourself need sin binning because bull is not First Nation; in fact I know for a fact he has never met Pauline Hanson."

At this there was silence, because they all knew what happens when you upset Pauline when she's got a hotcage full of chips. Many people bear the scars.

CT withdrew his secondingas the scrotum shrank in fear of being Paulined.

"Who's  Tubo?" asked bull, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief. There had been a shady looking character hanging around the hangars all week in an old fire suit, and someone said "That must have been him" and........

Your info about Bull is incorrect about meeting Pauline,,,,

32 minutes ago, Captain said:

..... most people in Carlton have substantial bellys and have not seen what is under that belly for a number of decades, and that is what drives Turbo to .....

Start his little belly mirror business to go with his new thong line ,,[so the fat belly,s can see when they need new thongs ,,brilliant.....].....we can attach them to.........

On 30/11/2022 at 8:53 AM, Garfly said:

Well, like always, the pro-theory mob reckon the skeptics are crazy and vice-versa. ;- )

Who you calling crazy ?It was on facebook so it must be true!!!

Inaugural reunion at the Bob, even Mavis was dusting off her............

48 minutes ago, Captain said:

..... little bit abstract."

 

Cappy sat back over his morning caffein, considered the TurgidPlonker's latest post and worried about his dear friend, but then decided to leave a full response to bull, Onesie or Planey who are astute and erudite, so they might be able to decipher the subliminal or other messages in what, to me, seems like a breakdown of .......

.of the icecream truck has really effected..................

On 17/11/2022 at 10:47 PM, Captain said:

TASMANIANS FAVOUR JUST USING THE GREEN LIGHTS &

TURBINE INDUSTRIES

21 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.......Cappy did a Forest Gump repeat, and Turbo said "And that's all I'm going to say about that." but a woman sitting on the bench with them quietly said "He was one of the original investors in Apple too, and Cappy looked at Turbo in awe.

" Did you get to meet....................any good stunners? asked OT ,as the talent round here has really fallen off and......................

13 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.........they had it wrong. Max Smith a Sh!tterditj man suggested that Cook could better be described as an Invading, Colonizing Spiv with a capital S. Alistair Wilson, a proud member of the deadly Rubitmara Aboriginal Land Corporation, suggested his statue should be pulled down and shifted to Fitzroy Street, St Kilda and Auntie Mary Fitzwilliam McLachlan, an Elder in the Bugrup Tribe suggested they get home.

The statue stayed where it was the Sergeant got a job weeding the Gumly Gumly Lawn Tennis Courts, and from there to the stars, and .................

.back to recharge the..........

https://avgeekery.com/b-17-and-p-63-crash-in-dallas-after-horrific-mid-air-collision/

42 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

......my experience including Heathrow Airport, CASA, the Cowra Lawn Bowls Club, KFC, and ..................

.the front bar of the Bone rissole with Mavis after several wines,,,,not a very endearing account of his experience at all said Bull who had.................

On 11/11/2022 at 10:16 AM, Captain said:

..... carefully added a "NTTIAWWT into bull's above post so that no censure would come from Planey or the LMFHGTQIX community (many of whom are members of Wreck Flying) ............. then Cappy leapt into action and applied his considerable cat-like skills at the controls of the Thruster (which had nipped up one cylinder & whiskered the other plug while idling for yonks as it was hanging from the wire) and despite that reduced power Cappy pulled off (NTTIAWWT) an amazing & daring, yet fully coordinated ........

...........fool of himself,,,,,,,,,, as the media had came across a scene of a light aircraft with a large rat and some other creature  entangled in wires  hanging over the falls at the famous [because of Bob] Gordon river and the engine had separated and plunged into the water after the throttle had been applied [cappy] and the thruster was no more .  Just a twisted mess of wires and aluminium and rat hair and some other stuff you can not say on here .   After awhile a noise could be heard coming from the wreckage and........................

1 hour ago, Captain said:

....... just hang on tight, as a Thuster hitting some wires across the Gordon was better than hitting a Tazzy Tiger sized Dauber Wasp and was not particularly earth (or even Thruster) shattering. In fact was just about similar to kissing Old Bob on the ......

...........trip up to Claremont Qld to stop Adani,[got kicked out of town lol] as their was a lot of kissing going on at that time. Now the thruster had slid along the main wire and started to flip inverted[avref] Oh shit mouthed cappy as he.......

.Could be something like this maybe....

2 hours ago, Captain said:

..... one of the few Thrusters with 2 blueheads (avref).

The 2nd was the pilot (avref) who had been cruising at 15,000 ft trying to pick up favourable winds (he didn't want the jetstream as that went too fast and was full of jets, he wanted the thrusterstream and had found it at level 15 and minus 30 C), so not only was his head blue, but he was only wearing boardshorts and the end was about to drop off his ......

 

.....go pro and he really wanted to catch the vision of a "thruster"flying along the Gordon river, but suddenly a group of protestors appeared and they had strung up some wires across the famous {by old Bob] Gordon river and the mighty Gemini hit them full on! Old Cappy saw that he had better...............

4 hours ago, Captain said:

..... second it hoisted the Victorian flag (red with a sickle rampant over Dan's head) and sang ......

....some southern ditty whilst Turbo looked for a way out! Cappy suddenly looked over at Bull [who looked like "Lurch"]  and yelled.........

On 07/11/2022 at 10:13 AM, Captain said:

all AUF members became familiar with the required wording being added to their pre-landing checklist "This is your captain speaking, so pay f'n attention to this announcement". 

..........Now before we depart into the bloody sky i need to make sure that...............                                                                                                            .[Bull has been missing for some neck surgery c/4c/5c6 ACDF and i,m home again now, so can keep old Bull in the picture!]

1 hour ago, Captain said:

..... strand after strand.

 

"Which is your favorite, Onesie" asked the ASIO bloke, trying to trip the One&onlyRoot into a chargeable admission.

 

"Post number 12,346 is a particularly attractive and deserving post" replied NotManyRoots (NMR) "As it is ..........

..... all about the good old days and glorifies the ancient art of 95.10 and the killing machines of the eighties and should be really meaty subject matter to keep you busy!,,,,,,,,,,,,,Now old OT had suddenly became aware of.........

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....dict taping six of them together to show just how uncomfortable it was to be a Cluster Bomb , but then 

.............after cutting off the "dict"tape ......the"" WPFE"",,[Wide people from the east] inspectors had determined that Turbo is.................

15 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Vlodomyr Zelenski who said “CASA has gone to Albo and Albo is taking the Bushmasters off me and we’re next to the Crimea. I’d hate to have to say “for the want of a Bushmaster a town was lost. For the want of a town a province was lost and for the loss of a province the whole XXXXXXX country was lost sky!

The guys took off with only one cartridge in each Drifter.

”Make every shot count!” Said Wuhan Ah-looks. “We...........”

 

.....are the last hope for.............