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42 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

......my experience including Heathrow Airport, CASA, the Cowra Lawn Bowls Club, KFC, and ..................

.the front bar of the Bone rissole with Mavis after several wines,,,,not a very endearing account of his experience at all said Bull who had.................

On 11/11/2022 at 10:16 AM, Captain said:

..... carefully added a "NTTIAWWT into bull's above post so that no censure would come from Planey or the LMFHGTQIX community (many of whom are members of Wreck Flying) ............. then Cappy leapt into action and applied his considerable cat-like skills at the controls of the Thruster (which had nipped up one cylinder & whiskered the other plug while idling for yonks as it was hanging from the wire) and despite that reduced power Cappy pulled off (NTTIAWWT) an amazing & daring, yet fully coordinated ........

...........fool of himself,,,,,,,,,, as the media had came across a scene of a light aircraft with a large rat and some other creature  entangled in wires  hanging over the falls at the famous [because of Bob] Gordon river and the engine had separated and plunged into the water after the throttle had been applied [cappy] and the thruster was no more .  Just a twisted mess of wires and aluminium and rat hair and some other stuff you can not say on here .   After awhile a noise could be heard coming from the wreckage and........................

1 hour ago, Captain said:

....... just hang on tight, as a Thuster hitting some wires across the Gordon was better than hitting a Tazzy Tiger sized Dauber Wasp and was not particularly earth (or even Thruster) shattering. In fact was just about similar to kissing Old Bob on the ......

...........trip up to Claremont Qld to stop Adani,[got kicked out of town lol] as their was a lot of kissing going on at that time. Now the thruster had slid along the main wire and started to flip inverted[avref] Oh shit mouthed cappy as he.......

.Could be something like this maybe....

2 hours ago, Captain said:

..... one of the few Thrusters with 2 blueheads (avref).

The 2nd was the pilot (avref) who had been cruising at 15,000 ft trying to pick up favourable winds (he didn't want the jetstream as that went too fast and was full of jets, he wanted the thrusterstream and had found it at level 15 and minus 30 C), so not only was his head blue, but he was only wearing boardshorts and the end was about to drop off his ......

 

.....go pro and he really wanted to catch the vision of a "thruster"flying along the Gordon river, but suddenly a group of protestors appeared and they had strung up some wires across the famous {by old Bob] Gordon river and the mighty Gemini hit them full on! Old Cappy saw that he had better...............

4 hours ago, Captain said:

..... second it hoisted the Victorian flag (red with a sickle rampant over Dan's head) and sang ......

....some southern ditty whilst Turbo looked for a way out! Cappy suddenly looked over at Bull [who looked like "Lurch"]  and yelled.........

On 07/11/2022 at 10:13 AM, Captain said:

all AUF members became familiar with the required wording being added to their pre-landing checklist "This is your captain speaking, so pay f'n attention to this announcement". 

..........Now before we depart into the bloody sky i need to make sure that...............                                                                                                            .[Bull has been missing for some neck surgery c/4c/5c6 ACDF and i,m home again now, so can keep old Bull in the picture!]

1 hour ago, Captain said:

..... strand after strand.

 

"Which is your favorite, Onesie" asked the ASIO bloke, trying to trip the One&onlyRoot into a chargeable admission.

 

"Post number 12,346 is a particularly attractive and deserving post" replied NotManyRoots (NMR) "As it is ..........

..... all about the good old days and glorifies the ancient art of 95.10 and the killing machines of the eighties and should be really meaty subject matter to keep you busy!,,,,,,,,,,,,,Now old OT had suddenly became aware of.........

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....dict taping six of them together to show just how uncomfortable it was to be a Cluster Bomb , but then 

.............after cutting off the "dict"tape ......the"" WPFE"",,[Wide people from the east] inspectors had determined that Turbo is.................

15 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Vlodomyr Zelenski who said “CASA has gone to Albo and Albo is taking the Bushmasters off me and we’re next to the Crimea. I’d hate to have to say “for the want of a Bushmaster a town was lost. For the want of a town a province was lost and for the loss of a province the whole XXXXXXX country was lost sky!

The guys took off with only one cartridge in each Drifter.

”Make every shot count!” Said Wuhan Ah-looks. “We...........”

 

.....are the last hope for.............

On 25/10/2022 at 11:44 AM, turboplanner said:

........Turbo and a deal was done with the Kimberley Kat Mine for supply of 100 tonnes of Vodka Base per month to be flown in at Turbo's risk. For those who have only joined the NES recently, and those slow on the uptake, The Kimberley Kat Mine is a franchised Cat Farm based on the original Rodds Bay model and is part-owned by Gina. They had to go that far away from civilisation to stop getting complaints about the smell, however the Vodka base is de-odorized with vanilla, and the Russians don't stay in the same place long enough to notice the difference. 

Transport, a risky business with Iran's drones all over the sky was a unique process, starting .................

.by employing old AUF pilots and early drifters fitted with a 50 cal gun to attack the slower flying iranian drones .  This strategy started to pay off until.................

58 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.....won them, a Walkley Award. Although it was filmed in a Kings Cross toilet, it had realism, strength and pathos, and the quality of truth we've come to expect from the ABC made it a winner by comparison with the other entries.

 

General Vladamir Kruschev, a Russian-Chinese and in fact a younger brother of Ahlox, was standing on one leg at the Vodka truck. He had to; the Ukrainians had shot the other one off and President Putin had told him there was no withdrawing just for a flesh wound. Who should slide up but Dimitri Wunski, who had been busy re-tracking tanks so they could be used as mobile trenches after the turrets had been blown off by the Ukrainians.  Wuntrak was half Chinese and an older brother of Ahlox. In civilian life he had grown up as a firebug, and his younger brother who adored him, but knew what the Bronx Police were like followed him around putting out the fires. At one stage they were referred to as.......................

 

diamonds in the rough until THAT  player who has not yet played caused the death of another great Australian sport.  Now as such the usual commentators are running like cockroaches after the light is turned on them !!,,Hmmm said Ahlox I dont want to be associated with that!, and pow! the Wackley award was withdrawn and they...............{woops cappy has beaten me to the punch again ,i,m getting old .lol]   

1 hour ago, onetrack said:

.....sing "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot", as Paul Robeson could do so well. But Cappy soon found he was in great demand as the finest local soprano, so much so, that.......

.............he had to quit the Bone rissole dance team and was now...............

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

However as they were all drifting home they noticed a crowd round one of the Drifters..Cappy and Mavis had decided to do the Twist, which was the latest craze, on the wing of one of the parked Drifters. Their feet had gone straight through the wings. Mavis had hit the ribs, but Cappy went down one leg each side of a spar and was moaning piptfully in excruciating pain. For th last 30 minutes the committee had been arguing how best to get them out without further damaging the Drifter, or ...............

Cappy,s jewels,,...Suddenly a roar could be heard and there appeared Turbo flying one of those whirly bird thingies ,,,

  [ no one knows where he got a blackhawk from ??],,he lowered down a "bosun's" seat for Mavis to.........

6 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Fish and Chips at the Bone RSL. As we know Turbo had once visited this location, and we are delilberately using a neutral word. We can't tell you why the change occurred due to this site's strict rules about talking BS, slagging off at CASA, mentioning        or indeed using rude words, but .................

.the bullshit about the Bone Rissole and the acts performed there by Mavis in her younger days [Mavis,s cousin at the Bone RSL] would make your..............

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

smell" but he was astounded to hear Cappy say "What smell!" inidignantly.

To his surprise there was no longer a smell, but back in the pub people were cheking and .................

.hurling cause the smell really was coming from Onestick !! Now old Onesie was not a slow chap and had soon......................

3 hours ago, onetrack said:

.....drinking associates.....

..who had reeled back from the stench!!! Now the smell was paint peeling sh#t ,really really bad and................ the............

11 hours ago, turboplanner said:

"I only ever made one slip, har har har har har!" but no one ever got Snake's joke, no matter how hard he laughed. Some called him a XXXXX but others ust said he was gay, and it was pointed out that he couldn't fly a Drifter, which ........

a well known point of entertainment down at the strip,,the boys would gather and crack their stubbies and sit back and watch "snake" trying to land a drifter,,,he bounces so many times he can log in 10 landings and takeoffs in one landing!! Maybe we should..........

10 hours ago, kgwilson said:

Trailer trash are some of Trumps most fanatical supporters. Many have a low level of education, work in poor low paying jobs or don't have one & still think the last Presidential election was stolen. They don't need a Putin to brainwash them, they have a complete moron to worship.

spoken like a true academic genius ................................

10 hours ago, turboplanner said:

........hypnotise themselves early in the flight, leaving.....

...plenty of time for the crusty pilot to wake up and put.............

7 hours ago, CT9000 said:

......turrets for Russian tanks, we have several hundred Russian tanks with the turrets blown off. they were used for a joint venture between Ukraine and Russia to send turrets to outer space. ........

...and then the language barrier was broken and the bushmaster subject came up and the Ukrainians said......

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.......started to shake but the Tripacer, designed by Colin Piper Sr was designed to fly itself; ay least that's what the ad said, and unnerringly the little aircraft stuck to its heading and arrived at ..........................

.it,s destination,which due to Cappy,s navigation skills ended up being Ukraine.  Now the piper was surrounded by machine guns and it looked very dangerous until Turbo showed them his............

3 hours ago, Teckair said:

Does anyone know what the weather conditions were at the time?

Apparently a layer of early morning fog around.............

Seems more like CFIT then an engine issue maybe?

6 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.....fix this and  he stepped up and told Cappy the story about the Sikh, the Turban (not to be confused with Turbine), and the Khyber Pass.

 

Cappy exploded with laughter, the Continental Series 3A with the special bypass tube coughed into life (a lot of other people were coughing too) and the intrepid four squeezed into the cabin, the first draught-free cabin in the aviation industry - you were really somone in a Tripacer.

 

Cappy was in the left seat, which meant bull was squeezed up agains the right door and it wasn't long before...........

 

....before his renown flatulence came into play ,,and as the tired old tripacer gained height[albeit very slowly]the interior of the cabin became unbearable and toxic and Cappy,s eye,s started to water and his hands ..............