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15 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.........golfclub. Holding on with one hand she smashed the windscreen of the P76 which was made of good old "safety glass" which instantly blinded both Phil and An.

The mystery pilot had heard the guitar playing but in this wind is sounded more like the last of his fuel gurgling down via the 18 piece line from the overhead tank, or it could have been getting air in the three way collector, or hammering in one of the three rotary filters - RA fuel systems were very complicated, mainly because RA builders didn't have to spare time to look at the successful Victa lawnmower principle. 

Blow him he suddenly notice a woman's leg and a moccasin, and he ...........................

.........had visions of the time he and Mabel and Cappy had........                                                                                                                                                                                                    [that blow word has unsettled poor Turbo here he is after settling down a bit.]   ]

7 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.......worms, the name drag racers used for notoriously unstable (but has never blown up a machine in any class including Kiddies' Open where cars are limited to 200 mph) Nitromethane.

The Bentley flew through the back tracks where the locals, who knew some competitors who used this shortcut, were still setting up their BBQs and stack of Boags, throwing the empty cans at competitors.

As he swerved back onto the road he nearyly hit Turbo who was trying to find a radio station that didn't play Hee Haw. Turbo responded and the both raced side by side to the Finish Line in Lower Snug.

As they entered the town, with the Finish only a hundred metres away, bull in the lead, the Bentley's big engine lunched itself with the sound of ten sticks of gelignite, but just then............................ 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...a load roaring could be heard as a..................

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

......."   The Targa Steward with a neutral expression said "First chargel; using profane language in a public place." 

"f@$& me!" replied bull. "Are you a CASA FoI or something?" 

"That's my day job" said the Targa Steward whose name was Stuart, "Licence please"

bull, like all of us was a normal person and hadn't yet cancelled his Queensland licence and applied for a Tasmanian Learner's Permit. He was also smart and knew what a CASA FoI could do when no one was watching, so he tried a new tack.

"In his best Oxford English, he said "Do you know who I am?"

Stuart looked at the gleaming Bentley with the "f@$& you" sticker on the back then gasped as he saw the last word on the sticker "Turbo"

He made a phone call..............................

 

 

.......and after a short time he came back out ,,,,,Please  proceed sir and on behalf of the TSA [Targa steward union] we would like to extend our greatest hopes for a victory in your race ! Now proceed with your..............

55 minutes ago, Captain said:

..... , which was a very tacky thing to do, and bull .....

.had a secret weapon that he now used ,,no flat tyres, modern tech on an old bentley had saved the day as Bull..................

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.... was soon nudging the back of the Corvette (a circuit racing thing pinched from NASCAR). The next turn on this mountain road was a left hairpin. The Corvette came out of it on full throttle, all the drive going through that big right rear with the other three wheels just touching enough to give the precise control Turbo was known for. The journalist standing on the hill all wrote that the car went through the hairpin fast and 783 fans immediately slammed the journalists as not fit to write a children's novel and that eveyone knew Turbo went through the hairpin "hooked up". 

bull's bentley with its pommy suspension, skinny tyres and the weight of a garbage compactor slid straight off the curve and headed for the sea.bull head heard that Red Bull gives you wings. Red was a cousin of bull's and the slogan has stuck in his mind, so grabbing his RB he did a Rufus Youngblood crawl back over the seats and poured the contents into the Bentley's huge fuel tank.

There was a pop and a huge wing had extended above the Bentley which gently glided down, to a lower section of the road, undeniably still looking like a kerosene tin with the corners rounded, but now right on the tail of Turbo again...........................

.although keeping a wider line this time as the 30 ft wingspan was a bit of a problem with..............

53 minutes ago, Captain said:

..... laid rubber, all the way up to 41, when the overspeed warning kicked in and ......

.and Bull turned off the safety control and remembered that Tassie is well known for the time he and OT won the Tassie Targa in a 1972 ford escort coupe. So soon the Bentley was..................                                        [Bull,s bentley before the race stickers]

18 hours ago, Captain said:

entertain the troops in Kiev (both sides, no less)

But this paled compared to the news that Turbine industries had been secretly funding the build of the Titennuts submarine that is missing . The whole crowd all crowded around the one old Rank Arena colour telly and watched Turdy ...............

13 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.........more people enrolled in his course and he had to employ some of his graduates as instructors. CT became the biggest buyer of Recreational Aircraft on Australia and was being wined and dined in places like Slovakstanover, Rimsrytover and Landrover and his slogan "be a CT and get your wings!" was attached to all the Z generation electric scooters in Melbourne and before long ................

........the front page yelled    "Flight "instructor " was never qualified to fly an aircraft with more then two seats and had been cheating the system for years!,   Now turd boy and the rat started looking for dark places to go and .....................

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

...and Turbo sniggered as he thought about the deal where he sold the car, without, the engine at a normal single Unit price without the burden of a Stata management fee, and sold the engine to a Queenslander for his Drifter, hoping that when the buyer reached the point that the Drifter needed new skins, new frame and new undercarriage that he would leave it in the shed, so the Falcon engine's weight would never be discovered.

But the buyer sold the package sight unseen to a typical South Australian flyer who drove to Queensland and picked it up in his horse float and ....................

............that became OT,s first aircraft. He..........

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.......sequences. Bull gave Cappy a look .......

...............and proceeded to........

On 05/06/2023 at 10:50 AM, turboplanner said:

......nosedive as the Blue Head seized and.......

 

[NES NEWS! President Biden has just messaged bull with a wings emoji, congratulating him for the landing and inviting him to the White House to be awarded the Jimmy Doolittle Medal. The President said “Jimmy sends his regards!”

Not many people know that Jimmy got his name from doing very little in the war until Ike Eisenhower and he were in the Mess late one night and Ike said “bet you couldn’t fly a B25B off a carrier, bomb the crap out of Tokyo, and bail out over China.” And he did.]

>and Bull,s team messaged old biden back with a simple ,,No thanks ,i voted Trump!.

4 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

[Turbo apologises for the post above; he's always been suspicious that his AI keyboard sometime make posts on its own, and the above post was one of them, destined to go on forever like the Cuckoo clock in Geneva, telling everyone how long a go it posted but with that invisible wordiing. All Turbo did was notice some dust and half eaten food in the keys and lifted the keyboard up and dumped it on the desk.]

 

Back to the ongoing flow of the NES:

 

...even the Cirrus SR22, and that's got a USB port in the dash.

 

...even the Cirrus SR22, and that's got a USB port in the dash.

 

[Don't tell anyone but it's done it again]

 

There was no denying the performance of thes six seat Drifters, but no one could work out how they were doing it until .......................

 

.........one was captured from the russians and found to be using...........

9 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....four US tourists booke a trip to Mount Wellington and the Hostie was over-weig

....overweighing the passengers luggage and the flight was substantially below estimate all up weight ,so was now performing beyond...........

36 minutes ago, onetrack said:

.....thought "profile" was all to do with presenting his face at the best angle to the paparazzi, to avoid showing the facial scarring he'd incurred, when he........

......stuck his head into the back of his mates ute ,and his mate,s rotty thought that idea was fucked and acted accordingly hence the scars....Now........................

On 31/05/2023 at 6:29 AM, Captain said:

.... the singleroot's (yes, he [or she {NTTIAWWT}] has only every had one) influence with The Minister.

 

"She wants me to take over CASA, the NTSB, AOPA, the SSAA, The Aussie AeroModellers, the Aussie Space Agency (I will be the Elon Musk of a small leech infested clearing on Cape York), the AUF + Wreck Flying and roll them all into one super-department that should make it possible to fly Drifters/Thrusters/Jackoffs (they all look the same to me, anyway) all over OZ, unrestricted and up to FL 45." said Onesie in a prepared statement."Cathy King is a cracker of a person, and because her Ministerial duties cover Infrastructure, Transport, Regional Development and Local Government, she has flicked the Infrastructure bit (whatever that long word means) to bull, Turdboy's political experience & twisted personality makes him ideal to give the Councils a bloody nose & bring those little twerps back into line, I will be the boss cocky of Transport, and who cares about Regional Development, as all that matters in politics are the cities where all the tree-huggers & Voice supporters live."

 

Cath fell over herself to endorse all that Onenooky had to say, and she added ".........

.that the massive effort taken by Bull after becoming infrastructure minister, with now new "ultralights only areas at Mascot and Tullamarine and all major airports around Australia. Now the next task was the implementation of the 2 hour rule ,meaning that there MUST be an airport suitable for ultralights for refueling and sanitary purposes funded by the federal government.[this rule is after complaints from residents of the urine coating of their roofs]  Mavis nearly fell arse over tit after seeing Turdboy al dressed out in a suit and manicured nails and hair ,Now this upset the rat a bit as he was thinking he would be in charge of all things to do with aviation[transport] which is technically right so Bull ..................

On 28/05/2023 at 10:58 PM, Captain said:

............ although while heading directly away, he was still in sight 60 minutes later (jackoffref ......just say'n)

Yeah but she cheap to run ,lol

20 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

....as the sprag clutches twanged and crunched and their machines moved off in all directions...............

.reminiscent of the time ultralights ruled before morphing into quasi general aviation aircraft [avref] and engine stoppage's where just seen as an inconvenience rather then an emergency and gliding landings where the norm ,power  or not. Yeah i hate when i see those spam cans dragging their arse under high revs over the threshold said the rat , they are always just 3 seconds away from death in that sort of landings! I also cringe watching the same thing said..............

5 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....adapt to the portion sizes and seasoning methods.

The Kapooks had never been to war. There, someone had to say it.

This was primarily because whenever they'd been called to deploy, the locals would make sure it was sowing time, harvesting time, baling time, crutching time, shearing time, burning time, mowing time, etc which exempted them from service outside the Kapooka district under Section 23 (c) iii of the Defence Act 1952.

A brave person might say they all looked the same - obese, fat, ruddy faces, pudgy hands and straight sandy hair with short back and sides. Some might even say they all had the same father, but it was probably more diplomatic to say that the families mixed well, and if you droive into Kapooka you knew it was all of Lapooka vs you, so when the happy go lucky pilot OT crashed his Lightwing (borderline avref) into the front bar of the Kapooka Mess, and tried to pass himself off as Biggles ................................

.you could say that the shit completely hit the fan , and the uproar was only beaten by the sounds of turdo and mavis in the change room.  Bloody ell said Bull i'm out of here  [as he climbed into the jackoff that he dragged out of the shed he  fueled up and was gone.Now the expedite of other NES members had  grown from a trickle and was getting faster and faster as...............

4 hours ago, onetrack said:

.......DG has assumed a whole new level of Public Service and Govt Dept interest, thanks to its........

.nefarious FFULA members who seemed really well trained in the art of fel................

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

...thrown out of office for using Defence weapons to win an election.

CT delivered 50 tonnes of Macca's fries to Canberra and Albo's approval rating dropped 90%.

"Thank goodness he didn't promise New Clear Power!" said .................

...Mrs Harris ,of the fries to Ukraine ladies association  ,,Yes we could have had a...............

26 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.......there was a rooster sound from the gun when he pulled the trigger. The British hushed this up during WW1 because they didn't want to admit this thought bubble from the British Generals hadn't worked. The Americans who'd only just entered the war quickly adopted the term "Locked and Loaded" in their guns, which fired bullets and were more effective in war.

 

CT quickly realised he'd been conned by the Poms when he bought "Government Disposals Weapons" from them, and ...............

 

 

.....suddenly now worried about the 10 tonnes of other "Government Disposal Weapons" he had at home under the house. Maybe ...............

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

...set the scene for some intense compatition among the NES.  CT made a pair of oversize boottees, and as much as it should have been obvious to guards, everyone was laughing so much and pouring Sh*t on CT that he got through, and ............

encountered a couple of speed humps that where wearing extinction rebellion t,shirts as they sped away,,, [one even leaving his torn off t,shirt caught on the bullbar]  Now this went down like a ................

8 hours ago, Captain said:

..... money and Cappy designed an award-winning promotional campaign, stolen borrowed from Turbine Advertising, which showed a handsome virile young red Rat, rampant, on the label of cans of drink laced with Afghani heroin washings, and promoted on several Formula 1 cars, 6 MotoGP teams, the Red Rat Air Races and every other insanely expensive sporting event you can think of (he even took on platinum sponsorship of the Moorabbin Sewer Rats VFL Team [of which Turbo is Patron])..... but the Coup de Grace (or even the Coup de Madge [or the Coup de Coffee Lady]) was that El Ratto was also able to .........

......entice the fine ladies from the Bone Rissole to attend. Now the standard of the day had of course fallen below last years event but..........

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

......ABC listeners cough up their weet bix.

Turbo hired a Public Relations Agency, and by the time they'd finished dealing with it, there was noise, but it was dead so no one could mention it, and Turbo, shown arm in arm with Dave Attenborough walking through the rainforest with a basket on his arm with green leaves labelled prominently Green Noise, and Dave saying "I've never seen this before; an industrialist walking through the forest picking up his own noise, or ..............."

...............using the colour of a noise like a weapon ,,,and the protesters gathered outside the Wagga wagga supreme court waving the placards,,,Down with "white" noise they say Black noise rules,,dismantle the chorus of noise discrimination and end the cruelty of the...................

3 hours ago, Captain said:

......... there has not been a single case of constipation since .....

.........although the tech scam rates have gone through the roof! It was getting so bad that even when you rang a taxi to get home from the pub the operators would be like: Hello sir your taxi will require you to purchase 2 $500 gift cards and you will stay on the phone until you scratch the number and give it to me for your reservation ,sir? Now this was effecting old OT on the Gold Coast [land of the meter maids] as he walked along the coolangatta sands dragging his luggage behind him [I,m too smart for these tech scams said OT] on the way to the airport to collect his thruster for the flight home .This made him very...................[Unfortunately the quality of the meter maids had also fallen behind the par,,this was OT with 2 of the better ones after his clash with covid]