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13 hours ago, Captain said:

.... when one's relatively new super dooper laptop, also with a SSHD, goes tah-tahs with no competent computer whiz within 400 kms, and Crappy unable to speak technical Spanish.

 

So crappy is back on his steam driven laptop, in order to keep the vital NES vibrant for our thousands of lurkers.

 

But that's ......

.another story altogether,,you should see him trying to work out a new..............

On 30/09/2024 at 10:55 AM, Captain said:

.... asking for trouble (and extortion) because Turbo is also known as "One of Melbournistan's most colorful Racing identities" and is the basis for the Harry Strang character in the Jack Irish series.

 

The reason .....

 

That's Harry in the centre. Same look, and height, plus the Turbo fake limp from his so-called war wound. (Cappy was providing security when that photo was taken and many people remark on how much he looks like a young Guy Pierce).

............he had won an old nag in a bet and raced it . Now this was just before the great Horse replication scandal and........................

6 hours ago, Captain said:

....... tumbled to the fact that Cappy is a craven ......

.A sort of smoker and enlisted the aid of the internet to ...........  

7 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....open laughter.

Turbo scowled; he had supported these jounalists for years;played cricket with them, dressed them when they'd had too much to drink, and even written their stories for them when they were laying in the back rooms of the Melbourne club paralitic, bet when he started to tell them the story of the 7.62 they were moved to tears.

 

Yes, it was true there were no rifling marks.

 

The senior officers were the first to leave their posts when the edrvishes started ti win. Turo calulated their mathematical advantage at 1.04:1 so the best he could hope for was to die like a herol in 14 months and three days.

 

He had to change that ratio so he started filing the rifling down in the barrel with an old nail file lent to him by Mata Hari who lived down the pass with George Hari her uncle.

 

Night after night he filed until his fingers bled. Night after night he .......

 

.continued until  a few days later ,when a new scandal arose after a video from the late 1980,s surfaced of Turdy and Ratty aka Capitanio/captain flying small dangerous ultralights in Australia with similar rifling on the old 303,s left over from the Kyber Pass fitted under the wings[disclaimer: the validity of any names and facts presented in this arrangement have NOT been fact checked and are liable to some if not all being true  or being BS] Now this video was very hard to obtain but the resolute old Bull brings the goods for your pleasure...https://studio.youtube.com/video/7hGY8Qjx-Fg/edit       .........The antics of these flyers really upset the..............

11 minutes ago, Captain said:

.... that Turdo & his outstanding capacity + endurance be cloned, like Dolly the sheep, but we want about 20 of them so that we will be certain to be .......

..............breeding only female children [as so far amongst the 45 children he has already spawned on the island there is no males,so they believe he will only produce females so therefore is a sought after commodity.] .and advancing the tribe on the global scale.  Turdo gave a slight gurgle and cough and looked for a way out, then suddenly a rotax at full scream could be heard as OT came banking [avref] around the corner in his seaplane and landed and taxied up to the beach. As the aircraft grounded a massive roar could be heard as...................                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               [Turdo,s harem with a sex prisoner wearing the yellow hat in the background sulking cause  he has also run out of viagra] 

1 minute ago, Captain said:

And there, dear readers, is one of the great and amazing things about the Wreck Frying website and Forums (Fora), and noting bull's loyalty to Onesie, it is clear that we all stick together and provide support for each other, no matter what.

What are mates for old Ratty????

3 minutes ago, Captain said:

...... Prince Andrew, Bill Gates, Bill Clinton and 20 others as mentioned in the Epstein Island flight (avref) logs.

 

"Those 23 will provide the same copulatory capacity and enthusiasm as one Turbo" Turbo explained to the "attention" seeking lady, as he .......

....suddenly found his feet bound in vine and 4 of the before mentioned crusty members had taken him for their sex slave and dragged him off into the bush ,the sat phone left laying on the sand. We are not some backward simple tribe my man ! one of the crustier members stated. We know the Quality of these imports you seek are very inferior to Turdo! Now we demand................

5 minutes ago, Captain said:

However, OT is already 5 hours into his flight (avref) heading over here, in the hope of getting some of the action.

I'm sure the crusty "big"members of the tribe will keep him busy ,lol

6 hours ago, Captain said:

Sorry Red. Both bull and Turbo are notoriously uncoordinated. 

 

..... Panama, where Cappy is located at the moment.

 

Cappy, ever the supporter of sex starved female native populations around the world, did his best to ......

 

A photo from the Panamanian jungle.

That is not Cappy, nor is it on of the SS'd ladies.

..........to appear impartial, as a small fight began when a rather large and crusty version of the tribe began demanding more "attention" then the young nubile members from Turdo. {and as his supply of viagra had run out ] he had to call in reinforcements with more supplies, So out with the sat phone and straight  onto the speed dial for................

5 hours ago, Captain said:

Dear Red. Welcome to the NES. Are you perhaps related to those 3 blokes in the top photo in bull's post a few above, and does your 2nd name start with an I?

.Just for the info of our esteemed NES members This tribes location has been a very well kept secret amongst Turdine/CApitinano/Bovine conglomerate head members.And will not be disclosed on a public forum 😉

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

............file for Cook, Capt. James VIII missing ............

.............amongst a tribe of sex starved female natives in the massive jungles of.........

On 14/09/2024 at 12:12 AM, Captain said:

This sure got the attention of the LAMEs Association, but was a bit of an issue .....

..amongst the Indian {bottom photo ] community and the Indian [top photo] about cultural misappropriation and deceit of [decent]avref   .Now as this war was starting to brew Turdine industries could see an opportunity to make a few bucks and............ 

3 hours ago, Captain said:

..... a couple (perhaps a few) consecutive losses are still acceptable provided they are not industry leaders or Forum/NES luminaries.

 

However, the Minister for Aviation (avref) became a bit concerned after lunch & 2 bottles of red one day, when he had his wobbly boots on, and a question were asked of the Gubbermint in Parlment, which highlighted the .......

..........the appalling accident rate of these inflight instructor transfers, This practice has been........................

4 hours ago, Captain said:

..... selected a large tub with crushed nuts and caramel sauce, while the Dervishes preferred ....

.....:dervish !Now Cappy had just about returned to "normal" [if there is such a thing with Cappy] When out on the field OT had just pulled the stick back to "rotate [avref] ps: [could never really understand why pulling back to climb is called rotate?  I,m not about to turn around at lift off!!!] Well after everyone had their fill of icecream the war began  anew. Suddenly the sound of a rotax with a fouled plug could be heard approaching at full throttle from the south . The crowd of ice-cream lovers all scattered in all directions and Turdo began to...................

47 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Fifteen cops shot him with rubber bullets, Gas Cannistered him, Tased him, belted him and he was bitten by a Police Dog.

..Now for months afterwards he has shown a tendency towards leather and tight pants muzzles and leads  and such , and whenever he hears a siren he would do these weird..................

5 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.......gown flying his Drifter. He could afford to do that now. He’d read about forum members using Drifters for cattle mustering (or saying they did), so he started “wave running” - looking for feeding crabs all gathered round a catch. He’d then call the trawler in and they’ d throw the net over the lot of them and then.....

.the bloody greenies got involved,now all on the NES would know of Bull,s distain for greenies and he.........

35 minutes ago, Captain said:

...... latte, me Cray Industry equivalent of a Gumment pension, and me own Personal Assistant?"

 

bull, who also wanted a Personal Assistant to clean out his pipes during lonely nights at sea, replied ".......

...ffaarrk that me Marky mate ! NOW GRAB THAT CRAY POT AND BAIT IT UP ya lazy slow piece of sh#t and swab that back deck and get the next pot ready and never ever  QUESTION NOR DEMAND ANYTHING FROM THE SKIPPER ,,,,,,,Rules of my boat are this....Rule number 1 :The Skipper is always right!  number 2 : If Skipper is wrong ,refer to rule number 1 ok....!!!  The skipper is King and any thing i say is LAW ok? got a problem with that?  Hmm How long can you tread water mate,,,,,hmmm???,,,,C,mon grab a handful of that 5 day old bait and lets get fishing.....,Now Marky stood up and said.......

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.......apologise for Turbinia's behaviour and his poor performance as a parent.

It brought tears to many loyal NES readers and even emails from President Xi and Ho Chi Minh himself.

President XI (a growing friend of Penny Wong) "

，好伙计，我们再次在南沙群岛喝咖啡时，工作做得很好吗？"

and Sino-Australian relations moved another step closer to Australian crayfish dudes getting $1,000 per cray.

 

OT had noticed .................

...the rising market and contacted the well known mariner Bull to manage his fleet of cray boats he just brought. The sun was just above the horizon as bull inspected the fleet,"These pieces of %^$@ are...............

20 minutes ago, Captain said:

.... strike her in that special vulnerable spot on the side of her temple (I am told that you could clearly hear the bones shattering) where David pinged Goliath (ref 1 Samuel 17) with his rock.

 

Turbinia went down like a .........

...submarine and then................

30 minutes ago, Captain said:

..... (not OUR beloved Captain) responded that "Yes, they are fairly similar, except that one used to be run by a horse headed cocaine sniffer and the other has a Senator that is more like the other end of the horse."

 

He then continued on by saying "Listen mon Premiere Officer, just remember that as flight crew provided by Airbus, we are supplied by the European equivalent of the TSAPS group, which is run by Turbinia, who had been sent to Europe after that terribly embarrasing indiscretion in Canberra, and who is now having a torid affair with the head of the European Union and also with the wife of the boss of France (Turbinia has shown that she must be AC/DC/BC/FC/GC and every other C .... NTTIAWWT) ...... so as well as being kept pretty busy, Turbinia also has to ..........

..has to live with the constant jibes about her "beam" [if ya get what i mean 👌] And now she has the fact that amongst  the NES there seems to be a payoff to achieve the "first class member " title! Re: Bull Turbo and the Captain are much more prominent members of the NES then the now famous "OT" who somehow gained superior rating above other members and i think this should be addressed by the "New censoring bureau"} just a thought!.............Now back to the story,,,Turbinia now flew into a uncontrollable fit of rage and lunged at Turbo who just managed to............. 

18 hours ago, Captain said:

..... that said "Hey, g'day to the AUF dude that is flying in Class D, as usual, at 45 knots ..... if you don't bugger off we will have ASIO exercise their carroting discretion once you land, and then we will have CASA take that carrot and use it to ......

.subject you to all kinds of ...............

On 29/08/2024 at 12:05 AM, Captain said:

..... criticise bull's rebellious movement.

 

bull did make a couple of errors early on, as all members were required to have a "Don't Step on Me" tattoo and also the logo on the empennage of their aircraft.

 

As we all know, bull is very polite and there was a bit of a mixup when he asked his VP to arrange the logo, so instead of a rattler with the words emblazened, they had 5000 stickers and 2000 members with the below tattoo.

 

The organisation ......

 

 

Could be messy,,,just saying......

14 hours ago, Captain said:

ESTEAMED COLLEAGUES. I also agree with the inplementation of a "Monitor & Watch" status on Turbo's membership, as he has always been a bit of a worry, even when he was not so forgetful. MODERATOR 3

....And there you have it !! The deep state has infiltrated our NES and are now censoring   members,,next they will take our........................................... 

5 hours ago, turboplanner said:

........telling as, like lightning he pulled a dagger from the folds of his Chinese dress (WBW was one of the few Chinese who never put on the blue overalls let alone took them off), and struck at CT's heart, but CT didn't have one (like many people from the north). This allowed just the nano-second CT needed to unleash the 222 Brno where it would do the most damage.

 

However, he breathed in just at the wrong moment and ..............................

 

.............and caught a whiff of Wun Bung Wing,s BO and nearly suffocated as they dragged him past.........

7 hours ago, Captain said:

..... and he strode outside with his cap at a jaunty angle and with his usual confident strut, that is so well known on levels 2 or 3 of the pokie floors at the bone rissole.

 

The French crowd went crazy. "Bis, bis" they yelled, so old bull, ever the entertainer, turned and ......

.said in almost fluent French ,,,,

Merci pour votre soutien mes amis,,,Maintenant, où est le bar...the crowd roared and surged towards the bar slapping Bull on his back saying ,,

Cet homme qui a fait preuve d'une telle habileté et d'une telle audace était étonnant alors que vous commandiez cet avion, monsieur...Bull tried very hard to hide the fact that he could not really.............