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8 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....Encumbered Person. The Judge started; he'd been warned been warned that anyone ticking the box "Aboriginal" was to be listed as "Encumbered Person"  and was to have the book thrown at them. The HC note stated, this makes up for the benefits they got, and so equal in the eyes of the law with people who don't tick the box.

So he put on his black hat and addressed Cappy thus: "...........................

...It is the determination of this court ,   that Cappy is to be sentenced to a term of............

5 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.......fly, and my favourite aircraft is a Tyro.

This very unexpected request sent bull in a spin, because he had neglected to repair some slight damage to the prop, which hit his handbag on the last flight, so he .......................

..got some nail filler and a bit of left over mascara from the mardi gra and she was sweet . Now the large bit of fabric hanging down under one wing was another  thing altogether!....... All good shouted OT ............[who was feeling a little left out of the NES] we can just.............

4 hours ago, turboplanner said:

................long way ahead of Madge shown two rows behind him, who hasn't scored a trophy yet, or .........

.............got some time behind the shed with Bull,[who had slipped away for another liaison with the coffee lady],,,yeah ,she said i love to ................

21 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

..... the footy and the people in the stands. "They could pass for twins" said a St. Kilda fan.

Turbo had bought a ticket for Cappy, who had been slobbering for three days at the thought, not of sitting next to Royalty, but all the adoring and envious glances he would receive. As he walked into the stand he imagined being asked for autographs, and giving advice to Harry on affairs of State, but Turbo knew him well and had booked him a seat right at the top of the stand where the seats were covered in pigeon crap.

Turbo and Harry were talking about the vicious Collective control in the Apache [avref] when ................

........out of the blue swooped a bunch of Koo---kaburra,s [who had hidden out in the blue mountains until today to avenge the death of their siblings] they soon had Turbo and Harry in ribbons of flesh and one soon had Harrys left eyeball in it,s mouth and started to................................

10 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.....gone.

 

Some thought it was Devonport,  but others thought it would be Mole Creek where there were lenty of Moles, but ........................................................

....but nah ! nothing so wolf creeky but herds gather there ,said bull [ever thee master of the crossword in his younger days] that's me answer ya getting ,,work it out!....Now this soon attracted the attention of Cappy and he..................

8 hours ago, Captain said:

..... sh.......

,sheilas all down the East coast of Australia who had.................

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

 and Turbo had secretly conveyed to Cappy that QWERTY was in the area. (* is short for XXXX).

 

QWERTY was a Bi and very difficult to deal with. We should explain; a Bi in the aviation industry is someone who flies both GA and RA aircraft, and Cappy's first experience with QWERTY was in the Members Dining Room or the Royal Victorian Aero Club. Someone made a questionable remark about QWERTY being a Bi  and wouldn't own up to it when QWERTY spun around with his knuckle duster on.

They pointed to Cappy and when, three hours later Cappy strolled out he found that QWERTY had taxyed his 182 past the Bently, the prop taking slices as it went.

Cappy .................

.....was seen to turn purple and Turdy rushed to stop him from...........

3 hours ago, Captain said:

..... am inspired to also be crooked which means that i can ......

 

(full stops/dod dot dots only added for effect and in accord with the rules of the NES, so respects to bull and I hope he is not offended)

...............use- my - old-keyboard-again-like-i-used-to-said Bull,,,,,,but i find it easier to troll the NES to antagonise a response as it is more fun,,,,,,now being crooked was not the affliction that everyone thought it was and Albo is proof of that said Turdo why look what he has done to.............. 

On 09/04/2023 at 10:53 PM, Captain said:

G'day bull and glad to see that you can still walk. Is that the same coffee shop where all the sick people struggle down to get to, so that they can have a durry outside in the cold? (And perhaps even try to crack onto the sick lady also having a smoke?)

yep.

On 07/04/2023 at 11:16 AM, Captain said:

Disclaimer Explainer...... You have been conned mate. You are always given fruit when you are crook, and your family always scoff it down when you are asleep or unconscious. Family cannot be trusted on this issue. 

That explains why i had to walk down 6 floors to the coffee shop to eat a dried out sausage roll!

23 hours ago, Captain said:

.... Turbini you will always been a slippery customer.

 

"I also learnt from bull, because a faked being crook and got heaps of sympathy and free fresh fruit" added Harry, or Hazza to his close mates.

 

Harry, like his nephew Turdboy, also had an eye for the .......

disclaimer"i never got any fruit!

11 minutes ago, Captain said:

..... a poor decrepit version of the diety around Denni that is your beloved Cappy.

 

The previous marketing slogan for that area was 'Do It In Deni" and while Cappy is normally a modest type, he can confirm that he has, indeed, done it there.

 

As for big bums, well, that is another story which involved numerous sheep, a fox, 3 Angus steers and a ...............

.very confused kangaroo,,,story go,s that Cappy had .................

On 02/04/2023 at 8:15 AM, Thruster88 said:

I bought myself a plane before I learned to fly . My bad.

 

.me too ,bugger 

On 01/04/2023 at 11:55 PM, Litespeed said:

Glad the PIC has survived and will recover, a bad day at work with a life saving Jabiru airframe.

 

The cocky shit trainee should take up skydiving and learn to fall instead of fly.

 

 

Once again the Jabbawocki has proven it's great ability to shed loads in a crash. 

Two walking away is a hell of a example of safety in design.

 

 

.also showed how good they are as runway markers too.....

On 01/04/2023 at 8:11 AM, old man emu said:

Yes, BrendAn, I was.  I'm sure that if you had seen the report on the news you might be inclined to agree with my opinion of him. You'll notice that virtually nothing was said of the instructor, John Taru who was the one with serious injury. Of course the report also uses all the cliches, but at least they didn't call it a Cessna.

 

 

.sounds like your just a bit jealous mate ,,,,really ,,that is how your coming across.....lol

On 31/03/2023 at 10:30 AM, planedriver said:

That's so sad!. Here's a photo I took recently when it was in better shape.

Unfortunately this is the 2nd time this little Jabby has met up with a tree, but fortunately all on board survived pretty much unscathed, which is yet another testimonial of the strength of Jabiru airframes.

The other occasion was an EFTO at Wedderburn in 2001 when it wound up in the trees that surround the airport.

 

 

.so it is a multiple offender ah?

12 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.........."Gotcha!" but she went off with bull and his bulging arm muscles ......................

..........and his other very well known and very large body part ! And what part would that be exclaimed Mable [who was sitting down the back and suddenly stood up] i,ve known Bull for over 40 years and he definitely does not have a...........

2 hours ago, Captain said:

..... not look up the leg of his shorts (as, at the same time he issued complimentary magnifying glasses) and realised that giving bull a spray (spraytanref), when the wind (avref) is blowing just meant that onesie became more orange than Don and his hair was ......

.....good enough to use on the weekends as a training aid at night for [MOB] purposes for the coast guard. The blackhawk captain [avref] said his head stood out so well we could..............

5 hours ago, turboplanner said:

...........his windfall.

Cappy thought for a while, realised he could make money on them and bought three.

He then determinedly pushed the mulga ("Pushing the Mulga" was to become an aviation standard for years to come) stick to WOT, and the aircraft lurched into the air.

Astute readers will note that the aircraft has no name. Seamus Track, Like Michael O'Reilly had that inbred fault of incompletion. O'Reilly of course invented the telephone years before Alexander Graham Bell. His mistake was that he only made one, and he rang and rang all day and never got an answer.

The thousands of AUF members present dreamed of starting airlines with this aircraft, maybe even conducting International flights to New Zealand.

Then the aircraft demonstrated one of its ...................................

.inherent capabilities by................ 

2 hours ago, Captain said:

...... the beach at Monkey Mia, where OT entertained the crowd by performing his fabled Pilchard and Sourdough Feeding-of-the-Multitude stunt in 2 shows per day + a Matinee on Saturday and then a fair dinkum miracle on Sundays after he strolled across the surface to feed the dol..........

.........dolled up trannies as they all gathered for the unveiling of the first aircraft to fly,,, the "SOT"     [Seamus O'Reilly Track] special,having been retrieved by Turdo, from the before mentioned dump.  The commotion caused all the ................

On 20/03/2023 at 3:24 PM, Captain said:

......... even became compulsory with GPS routing, as has so often been said by crusty aviation and marine types ..... "You can't trust these new-fangled lectrical devices and what happens if all of the 500 satellites fail at the same time?"

 

A sextant is therefore still essential in all Qantas (avref) cockpits (inexperienced creww thought it must be a Sex Tent packed away in the crew sleeping quarters), as are the Inclusivity Instructions (II), the Wonders of Gay S*x (WoGS) (with introduction from Joycey), The Drag Queen's Handbook (DQH) and the ............ 

.......and the Gender Queer Journal...... [GQJ].........all this abbreviation was baffling OT who was now trying to...................

6 hours ago, onetrack said:

1. The quality of the photos

2. The meticulous descriptions of each shell

4. Referencing the precise location where each shell was found

5. Describing the exact contents of each shell found

6. And last but not least, producing a sound track made by each shell, as it was held to ones ear.

 

All of the above entitled OneT to wear a Speechmaster medal, which medal was struck especially for the occasion, using - of course - West Australian gold.

 

However, the runner-up to OneT just happened to be Turbo, with his outlandish speech about the huge potential in cat farming, and its associated industry, cat herding.

When Turbo heard that OneT had won the speech award outright, he lodged a protest, stating that there was bias on the judging panel - with the panel being stacked specifically with West Australians.

 

"I know all about this type of nasty bias", stated Turbo. "As I have been long involved with panels that set out to.............

.promote democrats,why his latest campaign even got an imbecile elected to president of a country with more nuclear bombs then Australia has roos!!!! ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Yeah turdy [shouted OT] but your indictment to appear before congress to explain the disappearing domestic cat population in.........

12 hours ago, Captain said:

..... in his professional standing as an amateur gynaecologist (which he often practises not standing) and .......

.his bachelor in faeces art from the distinguished establishment of .............

On 13/03/2023 at 8:48 AM, Captain said:

CatNN at an interview a bit later, it was disclosed a major event with these new cathodes which will change the whole narrative of the story on the NES. Well tell us said Cappy [who was invited as an "expert"]????

witness and................

10 hours ago, onetrack said:

....which was the result of a botched landing in the Electric-Hydrogen Drifter. However, the EH Drifter escaped undamaged, such is its robust construction - it was only Turbo's underwear that suffered when the EH Drifter ran off the runway. 

Regardless, little episodes such as this haven't deterred our fiesty inventor, entrepeneur, and noted womaniser. He went on to meet with the Twigster over a major Hydrogen fuel deal, which deal also included hydrogen heating of the cat farms - as we all know, cats hate the cold, and they're most content and productive when warm, and snuggled up to..........

..a warm rotax,,,but this could lead to problems for some cats like this one ,

     Now Cappy was soon to be seen...........................