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3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.......sequences. Bull gave Cappy a look .......

...............and proceeded to........

On 05/06/2023 at 10:50 AM, turboplanner said:

......nosedive as the Blue Head seized and.......

 

[NES NEWS! President Biden has just messaged bull with a wings emoji, congratulating him for the landing and inviting him to the White House to be awarded the Jimmy Doolittle Medal. The President said “Jimmy sends his regards!”

Not many people know that Jimmy got his name from doing very little in the war until Ike Eisenhower and he were in the Mess late one night and Ike said “bet you couldn’t fly a B25B off a carrier, bomb the crap out of Tokyo, and bail out over China.” And he did.]

>and Bull,s team messaged old biden back with a simple ,,No thanks ,i voted Trump!.

4 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

[Turbo apologises for the post above; he's always been suspicious that his AI keyboard sometime make posts on its own, and the above post was one of them, destined to go on forever like the Cuckoo clock in Geneva, telling everyone how long a go it posted but with that invisible wordiing. All Turbo did was notice some dust and half eaten food in the keys and lifted the keyboard up and dumped it on the desk.]

 

Back to the ongoing flow of the NES:

 

...even the Cirrus SR22, and that's got a USB port in the dash.

 

...even the Cirrus SR22, and that's got a USB port in the dash.

 

[Don't tell anyone but it's done it again]

 

There was no denying the performance of thes six seat Drifters, but no one could work out how they were doing it until .......................

 

.........one was captured from the russians and found to be using...........

9 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....four US tourists booke a trip to Mount Wellington and the Hostie was over-weig

....overweighing the passengers luggage and the flight was substantially below estimate all up weight ,so was now performing beyond...........

36 minutes ago, onetrack said:

.....thought "profile" was all to do with presenting his face at the best angle to the paparazzi, to avoid showing the facial scarring he'd incurred, when he........

......stuck his head into the back of his mates ute ,and his mate,s rotty thought that idea was fucked and acted accordingly hence the scars....Now........................

On 31/05/2023 at 6:29 AM, Captain said:

.... the singleroot's (yes, he [or she {NTTIAWWT}] has only every had one) influence with The Minister.

 

"She wants me to take over CASA, the NTSB, AOPA, the SSAA, The Aussie AeroModellers, the Aussie Space Agency (I will be the Elon Musk of a small leech infested clearing on Cape York), the AUF + Wreck Flying and roll them all into one super-department that should make it possible to fly Drifters/Thrusters/Jackoffs (they all look the same to me, anyway) all over OZ, unrestricted and up to FL 45." said Onesie in a prepared statement."Cathy King is a cracker of a person, and because her Ministerial duties cover Infrastructure, Transport, Regional Development and Local Government, she has flicked the Infrastructure bit (whatever that long word means) to bull, Turdboy's political experience & twisted personality makes him ideal to give the Councils a bloody nose & bring those little twerps back into line, I will be the boss cocky of Transport, and who cares about Regional Development, as all that matters in politics are the cities where all the tree-huggers & Voice supporters live."

 

Cath fell over herself to endorse all that Onenooky had to say, and she added ".........

.that the massive effort taken by Bull after becoming infrastructure minister, with now new "ultralights only areas at Mascot and Tullamarine and all major airports around Australia. Now the next task was the implementation of the 2 hour rule ,meaning that there MUST be an airport suitable for ultralights for refueling and sanitary purposes funded by the federal government.[this rule is after complaints from residents of the urine coating of their roofs]  Mavis nearly fell arse over tit after seeing Turdboy al dressed out in a suit and manicured nails and hair ,Now this upset the rat a bit as he was thinking he would be in charge of all things to do with aviation[transport] which is technically right so Bull ..................

On 28/05/2023 at 10:58 PM, Captain said:

............ although while heading directly away, he was still in sight 60 minutes later (jackoffref ......just say'n)

Yeah but she cheap to run ,lol

20 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

....as the sprag clutches twanged and crunched and their machines moved off in all directions...............

.reminiscent of the time ultralights ruled before morphing into quasi general aviation aircraft [avref] and engine stoppage's where just seen as an inconvenience rather then an emergency and gliding landings where the norm ,power  or not. Yeah i hate when i see those spam cans dragging their arse under high revs over the threshold said the rat , they are always just 3 seconds away from death in that sort of landings! I also cringe watching the same thing said..............

5 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....adapt to the portion sizes and seasoning methods.

The Kapooks had never been to war. There, someone had to say it.

This was primarily because whenever they'd been called to deploy, the locals would make sure it was sowing time, harvesting time, baling time, crutching time, shearing time, burning time, mowing time, etc which exempted them from service outside the Kapooka district under Section 23 (c) iii of the Defence Act 1952.

A brave person might say they all looked the same - obese, fat, ruddy faces, pudgy hands and straight sandy hair with short back and sides. Some might even say they all had the same father, but it was probably more diplomatic to say that the families mixed well, and if you droive into Kapooka you knew it was all of Lapooka vs you, so when the happy go lucky pilot OT crashed his Lightwing (borderline avref) into the front bar of the Kapooka Mess, and tried to pass himself off as Biggles ................................

.you could say that the shit completely hit the fan , and the uproar was only beaten by the sounds of turdo and mavis in the change room.  Bloody ell said Bull i'm out of here  [as he climbed into the jackoff that he dragged out of the shed he  fueled up and was gone.Now the expedite of other NES members had  grown from a trickle and was getting faster and faster as...............

4 hours ago, onetrack said:

.......DG has assumed a whole new level of Public Service and Govt Dept interest, thanks to its........

.nefarious FFULA members who seemed really well trained in the art of fel................

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

...thrown out of office for using Defence weapons to win an election.

CT delivered 50 tonnes of Macca's fries to Canberra and Albo's approval rating dropped 90%.

"Thank goodness he didn't promise New Clear Power!" said .................

...Mrs Harris ,of the fries to Ukraine ladies association  ,,Yes we could have had a...............

26 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.......there was a rooster sound from the gun when he pulled the trigger. The British hushed this up during WW1 because they didn't want to admit this thought bubble from the British Generals hadn't worked. The Americans who'd only just entered the war quickly adopted the term "Locked and Loaded" in their guns, which fired bullets and were more effective in war.

 

CT quickly realised he'd been conned by the Poms when he bought "Government Disposals Weapons" from them, and ...............

 

 

.....suddenly now worried about the 10 tonnes of other "Government Disposal Weapons" he had at home under the house. Maybe ...............

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

...set the scene for some intense compatition among the NES.  CT made a pair of oversize boottees, and as much as it should have been obvious to guards, everyone was laughing so much and pouring Sh*t on CT that he got through, and ............

encountered a couple of speed humps that where wearing extinction rebellion t,shirts as they sped away,,, [one even leaving his torn off t,shirt caught on the bullbar]  Now this went down like a ................

8 hours ago, Captain said:

..... money and Cappy designed an award-winning promotional campaign, stolen borrowed from Turbine Advertising, which showed a handsome virile young red Rat, rampant, on the label of cans of drink laced with Afghani heroin washings, and promoted on several Formula 1 cars, 6 MotoGP teams, the Red Rat Air Races and every other insanely expensive sporting event you can think of (he even took on platinum sponsorship of the Moorabbin Sewer Rats VFL Team [of which Turbo is Patron])..... but the Coup de Grace (or even the Coup de Madge [or the Coup de Coffee Lady]) was that El Ratto was also able to .........

......entice the fine ladies from the Bone Rissole to attend. Now the standard of the day had of course fallen below last years event but..........

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

......ABC listeners cough up their weet bix.

Turbo hired a Public Relations Agency, and by the time they'd finished dealing with it, there was noise, but it was dead so no one could mention it, and Turbo, shown arm in arm with Dave Attenborough walking through the rainforest with a basket on his arm with green leaves labelled prominently Green Noise, and Dave saying "I've never seen this before; an industrialist walking through the forest picking up his own noise, or ..............."

...............using the colour of a noise like a weapon ,,,and the protesters gathered outside the Wagga wagga supreme court waving the placards,,,Down with "white" noise they say Black noise rules,,dismantle the chorus of noise discrimination and end the cruelty of the...................

3 hours ago, Captain said:

......... there has not been a single case of constipation since .....

.........although the tech scam rates have gone through the roof! It was getting so bad that even when you rang a taxi to get home from the pub the operators would be like: Hello sir your taxi will require you to purchase 2 $500 gift cards and you will stay on the phone until you scratch the number and give it to me for your reservation ,sir? Now this was effecting old OT on the Gold Coast [land of the meter maids] as he walked along the coolangatta sands dragging his luggage behind him [I,m too smart for these tech scams said OT] on the way to the airport to collect his thruster for the flight home .This made him very...................[Unfortunately the quality of the meter maids had also fallen behind the par,,this was OT with 2 of the better ones after his clash with covid]

8 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....Encumbered Person. The Judge started; he'd been warned been warned that anyone ticking the box "Aboriginal" was to be listed as "Encumbered Person"  and was to have the book thrown at them. The HC note stated, this makes up for the benefits they got, and so equal in the eyes of the law with people who don't tick the box.

So he put on his black hat and addressed Cappy thus: "...........................

...It is the determination of this court ,   that Cappy is to be sentenced to a term of............

5 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.......fly, and my favourite aircraft is a Tyro.

This very unexpected request sent bull in a spin, because he had neglected to repair some slight damage to the prop, which hit his handbag on the last flight, so he .......................

..got some nail filler and a bit of left over mascara from the mardi gra and she was sweet . Now the large bit of fabric hanging down under one wing was another  thing altogether!....... All good shouted OT ............[who was feeling a little left out of the NES] we can just.............

4 hours ago, turboplanner said:

................long way ahead of Madge shown two rows behind him, who hasn't scored a trophy yet, or .........

.............got some time behind the shed with Bull,[who had slipped away for another liaison with the coffee lady],,,yeah ,she said i love to ................

21 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

..... the footy and the people in the stands. "They could pass for twins" said a St. Kilda fan.

Turbo had bought a ticket for Cappy, who had been slobbering for three days at the thought, not of sitting next to Royalty, but all the adoring and envious glances he would receive. As he walked into the stand he imagined being asked for autographs, and giving advice to Harry on affairs of State, but Turbo knew him well and had booked him a seat right at the top of the stand where the seats were covered in pigeon crap.

Turbo and Harry were talking about the vicious Collective control in the Apache [avref] when ................

........out of the blue swooped a bunch of Koo---kaburra,s [who had hidden out in the blue mountains until today to avenge the death of their siblings] they soon had Turbo and Harry in ribbons of flesh and one soon had Harrys left eyeball in it,s mouth and started to................................

10 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.....gone.

 

Some thought it was Devonport,  but others thought it would be Mole Creek where there were lenty of Moles, but ........................................................

....but nah ! nothing so wolf creeky but herds gather there ,said bull [ever thee master of the crossword in his younger days] that's me answer ya getting ,,work it out!....Now this soon attracted the attention of Cappy and he..................

8 hours ago, Captain said:

..... sh.......

,sheilas all down the East coast of Australia who had.................

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

 and Turbo had secretly conveyed to Cappy that QWERTY was in the area. (* is short for XXXX).

 

QWERTY was a Bi and very difficult to deal with. We should explain; a Bi in the aviation industry is someone who flies both GA and RA aircraft, and Cappy's first experience with QWERTY was in the Members Dining Room or the Royal Victorian Aero Club. Someone made a questionable remark about QWERTY being a Bi  and wouldn't own up to it when QWERTY spun around with his knuckle duster on.

They pointed to Cappy and when, three hours later Cappy strolled out he found that QWERTY had taxyed his 182 past the Bently, the prop taking slices as it went.

Cappy .................

.....was seen to turn purple and Turdy rushed to stop him from...........

3 hours ago, Captain said:

..... am inspired to also be crooked which means that i can ......

 

(full stops/dod dot dots only added for effect and in accord with the rules of the NES, so respects to bull and I hope he is not offended)

...............use- my - old-keyboard-again-like-i-used-to-said Bull,,,,,,but i find it easier to troll the NES to antagonise a response as it is more fun,,,,,,now being crooked was not the affliction that everyone thought it was and Albo is proof of that said Turdo why look what he has done to.............. 

On 09/04/2023 at 10:53 PM, Captain said:

G'day bull and glad to see that you can still walk. Is that the same coffee shop where all the sick people struggle down to get to, so that they can have a durry outside in the cold? (And perhaps even try to crack onto the sick lady also having a smoke?)

yep.