bull

14 hours ago, Captain said:

...... Turbine Drag Shops will make a motza from his .....

..............lotza shit,,,, and the hotza could outdo the fonza in the zotza game ah turbo? Now all this confused the shit out of Cappy who.......................

On 06/03/2023 at 10:35 AM, Captain said:

...... and the incredible scenes reported 2 posts ago by OneRoute resulted in statues of CT (and what a CT he is) being pulled down by BlackJackoffsMatter, ANTIWFA, the Rag&Tube Patriots, and the ThrusterMilitia ..... plus everyone else that generally just dislikes CT (quite a few in number as it turns out, including a big very vocal group from DG [plus a couple of Directors of Flight Design too]).

 

"And don't think that adding all of those avrefs into your quote is going to save you either" added Turbo in an attempt to stir the pot, as he saw his opportunity to ......

.......win favour with EEEaaannnnn, always has been a bit of a boot licker old Turbo said Mavis,why i remember the time he............

7 hours ago, Captain said:

.... Rachel, as I have always wanted a rugged Aussie Flyboy (avref), and here is my chance to experience the wonderous Cappy and his .......

 

And here is Rachel wearing the very Smok that Turbo has mentioned in his post.

And it wasn't the smok that started to rise .............. just say'n.

[Yep ,definitely no "smoke" here Cappy [but it is getting "hotter" for some reason................]                            ...........experience the wonderous Cappy and his .......even more wonderous flying machine [avref] and soar [glref] like the.............

4 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.........escape from bad people?

"Yes" said Rachel changing the subject, "but I use a 357 magnum and they usually stay out of my way".

Just then three Granalds Orions came screaming down in a dive out of the sun. It was the three tracks, OneTrack TwoTrack and Three Track. They were part of the Confederate Air Force, a group of bomb chuckers for hire. They had a devastating effect on a copse of trees close to where Gene had been. Smok started to rise, and out from the tress came a very bedraggled .....................

Cappy ,who somehow had got caught in the crossfire. Now cappy was not the best looking at the best of times ,so you can imagine what greeted Rachel and Gene! My god screamed......

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

.........in fact in Afghanistan they were referred to as weeds rather than English roses. They all wore those tight, white, trousers and blue coats. Despite this they blended into the population until they had multiplied to a sort of Afghanistan Joneses, rather like the WA Tracks who fill the bars of Freemantle on a Friday night.

 

Turbo knew he would never potshot a Cook, but what was there at the target?, What was his mission. As we know he looked like Matt Damon, and the situation was very much like the Bourne Identity. Suddenly there was a "POOF" and a sniper's bullet took off the head of the passenger next to Turbo. He had to THINK!, what..........................

..............what the hell was i thinking with that catnip!,,,,,,,this is getting too real !!!! ,,,,,,,,,,,,as another round sliced through.....................[plenty of commas  here Cappy if ya wanna borrow a couple? by the way thanks for your obvious concern for my welfare "deathbed" lol,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,]................

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

......little Jimmy C was out to skin everyone, not just Opossums. The Mavis decided to abdicate as Aborigines. "There's not the money in it that we thought, and we don't look like them anyway" said the Mavis Chief Win Song Lee. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief and pulled down the foreign flag with the bull's bum on it. And so began a period of peace on the PNG island of Mer where the Mavis left the Opossums alone in return for a perpetual fruit ration and ............

.Turbo had been at the catnip too ,,,,god knows what little jimmy c had been doing with the matrons of Mer,[if you had ever been there you would know how much of a  "challenge" this would be for little Jimmy. Now as Turbo has totally confused the NES with his posting ,he can clear this up himself....................

12 hours ago, Captain said:

... rear of his own empennage (avref) with the words 10 degrees, 20 degrees embroidered onto the front of his undies near the lever that he used to p......

.plan  his next......

1 hour ago, Captain said:

...... flight suit with a 2-way zipper that started below his collar and disappeared right up his ......

..............ar

1 hour ago, Captain said:

... just like he does in the NES.

 

..... those with over $2 million in their self managed Super Funds might apply.

 

Turbo then went on with some interesting logic of how he was saving the Mer community from the clutches of Albo and little Jimmy C (Chalmers not Cook), and how .....

sad  it  was to see the captain battling to  look like a real "pilot: in his...........................

6 hours ago, Captain said:

So Turbo put the TSA on the top of his list, to sell them a couple of thousand cats so that their operatives can look more pussy-like.

 

.... protect his face & feet again, along with all of the bits in between, which were not in the best of condition and certainly need protection (or at minimum, an iodine-soaked medical dressing) ........ although last time that he tried to feed the cats pineapple juice, the cats got to Turbo's mid-section and walked away with their tails in the air, just like they do when not provided with their exact right wet or dry pussy food, so Turbo was confident that his ......

 

..business would expand,,but suddenly he was called  up to face congress about the grapefruit scam he had been running and calling the juice "pineapple juice",,,,,the leftist media went crazy using this story to cover up the biden laptop story [which had also just broken out] Apon his hearing ,Turbo was questioned by AOC who...................

5 hours ago, Captain said:

..... medium sized grapefruit, that ......

Was then inserted into Turbo,s re.......................

6 hours ago, Captain said:

.... and was also difficult to get off and get out, after that dough had been kneaded into the shape of a ......

..very large round solid..............

11 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....less for what they have to do, often at a minute's notice, and even ..............

.....the long term damage is inaccessible to determine and the usefulness is seriously compromised by the.............. 

2 minutes ago, onetrack said:

It can leave them

.........covered in sand and grit and become rather use.....................

2 hours ago, Captain said:

... bicycle was ......

.shared around amongst the boys ,these are the memories that have tormented Turbo ,since his early days as the .............

4 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.....little green beings had made their home there using it as a ......................

..........shaggin area ,and the local .................

1 hour ago, Captain said:

...... GT F***** 500 being stuck up?".

 

bull certainly is and Turbo is, without doubt, a little up himself, but they are nicely balanced out by Crappy, SingleRoot, CT and Spacey all having their feet firmly on the ground (avref), however that "balance" is fragile and all it would take is a .....

Fat arse like Bull to sit up the front of the GT f&^%$g500 with his full 115 kgs and balance this out by..............................

6 hours ago, Captain said:

Well now ....... that has certainly put a dampener on the NES, plus has removed one character (albeit very temporarily we are sure) that we can't put XXXX on anymore, let alone continue to call his pride & joy a Jackoff.

 

So what next?

Just for your notice , Bull has upgraded to a GT500 AND RETIRED THE JACKOFF so you,ll have to come up with another XXXname for it now ,,lol

10 hours ago, Captain said:

Very best wishes bull. We'll be thinking of you and rooting for you ............ and so will your thousands of NES fans. 

Thanks ,it scared the shit out of me, 3am asleep i was and suddenly had a mack truck on my chest [that what it felt like] Not something i want to do again i,ll tell ya. Cheers for the kind words all.....

Breaking news " Notice to all NESers, the famous and handsome aviator named Bull will be retiring from the NES for a short period to recover from a little bother with his ticker [moderate heart attack] and wishes all and sundry the best until further notice ! not satire ,it did happen saturday morning at 3 am bloody blood clot.cheers all.........

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....pressed on.

What he didn't know was that the Turbine guy was Egyptian, and now, without the riches he expected he called down the Curse of the Pharaos on bull.

 

As he flew past the step pryamid at Saqqara, a bolt of lightning shot out and took off the tip of one wing.

 

"No probs" he thought, I'll just throw in a little left stick.

 

A much bigger bolt of lightning shot out and took off a quarter of the other wing but before he could adjust aileron a golden bull came flying up from the Bent Pyramid, snorting fire and ....................

 

.brimstone ,[What is brimstone??asking for a friend] now this unsettled the unsettable bull and he..............

22 hours ago, Captain said:

.... and the Jacka came into site, looking a bit like Mawson's ship in the ......

 

Ps - Crappy stuffed up his Mawson and Shackleton references, but he knows that all NESers are forgiving about such things.

 

IT LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE THIS

BUT SMALLER AND MORE PLANE-LIKE

Ps - Crappy stuffed up his Mawson and Shackleton references, but he knows that all NESers are forgiving about such things. And also conveniently forgot that the jackaroo was a tail dragger  so the aircraft that turbine extractions had found was not the jackaroo of the famous Bull from the NES but a long lost flying mount of......................

57 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

............tearing as the small aircaft stretched way beyond what even Da Vinci every drew and his were s t r e t c h e d!

 

It happened that he was in a turn, headed in the direction of Melbourne when ....................

.over his shoulder he noticed an aircraft keeping in the turn with him and up front flying his heavily modified drifter smiling widely was an old friend of the NES ,,,Sir Nobu !!!!!   and after he,d  finally seen the light and parked his aging zero and encapsulated his interest in the lighter side of aviation....[avrefs galore]  he decided that Bull and CT and Turbo where having way too much fun and that he would join them.. The wingtip vortexes[avref] from Nobu.s drifter caused the little jackaroo to invert !Hmmmm thought Bull as he................ 

3 hours ago, Captain said:

...... the VanDiemen'sland Transit Lane, where he followed the strobe lights past Strahan, Savage River, Stanley (he only cleared the nut by 30 ft after being on climb for 60 minutes), then across the Straight where the strobes were well spaced (and so was bull), but he flew (avref) on to glory and the .............

.little jackaroo just kept on humming and he soon arrived at King island to refuel, after a bouncing dodgy landing he taxied up to the bowser to find out he had...............

1 hour ago, Captain said:

.... while at the drivein, but never forget to remove the speaker before leaving and heading up to kissing point.

 

"What's that got to do with it Crappy?" yelled Willis. "Come on mate, I'm in strife here, so give me some assistance or advice here ! Well said Cappy [whilst twirling the ends of his fighter pilots mustache] I think we should start with.............  ]