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5 hours ago, Captain said:

..... would would do do in in Gumly Gumly,, because because ...... ......

..........Cappy cappy had started another 2 word cult now and this was this was causing an international farour because of what ............... 

9 hours ago, Captain said:

15 MINUTES IS NOT ENUFF TIME TO EDIT.

 

 

TURBO LOOKS LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN THESE 2, BUT WITH A CAT FARM PUSSY ON HIS LAP TO HIDE HIS EXCITEMENT.

 

 

.........and Turdo,s future was not looking to flash out on the cat farm ..[turdo contemplating his latest batch]

On 13/09/2023 at 10:29 AM, Captain said:

PS - Welcome back bull. Have you executed any lucrative contracts, or crims, lately?

No more then usual Ratty. But xmas looks busy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,lol      

12 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.....took up his next post generating even bigger profits for an even bigger BHP.

Alan's heart wasn't in the Drifter schem though because he, even being Oiriesh  Eirch Iris, was not in favour of open passenger compartments or for that matter open cockpits, even with the proposed "Nostalgia seats, so he gave Turbo the flick and focused on the Big Australian where the parties were "ad idem" and mining ..............

..had started to encroach upon the Blue Oyster Bar [BoB] and the foundations had started to...........

30 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.........free pass to Albo's Summer Corroboree where you don't get to find out where it's being held until after it's over, and ........................

........then the real bullshit starts! Cat amongst the Pidgeon's sort of shit!!!!!,,,Now the average Aussie bloke and his family is just working his arse off and providing for the family who might have property is in big shit ,,,,,so yeah air your "voice" shouted bull, get up and....................

4 hours ago, Captain said:

..... enlisted the help of the rats.

 

"If you guys want to continue this cushy existance, tax free, at the CatFarm, you will go and scrounge up some feathers and stick them on you, then get ready to gobble ....... but for goodness sake forget about the grey and pink feathers, as even these Chinese blokes know about .....

.....the gender dysphoria that's going around like the cv virus,and did not want to take home any..................

2 hours ago, Captain said:

..... the real breakthru came when the great man himself (the Elon Musk of the modern cat industry) developed a way to weave cat fur (which is not easy given that an ally moggy's fur is less than 12 mm long) into a waterproof fabric with enhanced properties to Goretex (as developed.by Turdy's mate, Mike Gore from scratch on the beach at Hamilton Island while texting his bookie).

 

The 1st CatFur (R) fabrics were applied to a complete range of kilts, and that resulted in hundreds of Scotmen .....

......rubbing up against peoples legs! now this caused...........

6 hours ago, turboplanner said:

........not make it to the end of the run.

This is where Greg's amazing skills came in. First obstruction was a 1 metre diameter redgum across the line he had chosen, so he ....................

..ran through his forced landing checklist and settled down in his seat and tightened his straps so he.......................

3 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.....added free water ski lessons to the new Port Complex, provided you are of voting age and.........."

...........donate to the...............

8 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.........was far too modest and politely declined,  suggesting instead that they should choose Cappy.

"First there was the ongoing mystery of who landed the Cherokee on Uluru" he said "- Captain Cook."

"Then there was the mystery of the Beechcraft Baron that barrel rolled around the low sections of the Golden Gate Bridge all the way across the Bay": he continued " -Captain Cook."

"Then the mystery of who flew the Beech Baron upside down under the Sydney Harbour Bridge" he said "- Captain Cook".

"Then the case of the mystery around the paint bombing of the Opera House" he continued "-Captain Cook."

"Then the strange case of spraying Agent Orange all the way up the Appalaccian Trail" he explained "He's not an environmentalist".

Both CASA and NTSB were full of people who'd never taken a risk in their lives extending to not handling money in case they got "germs", and they were both full of environmentalists with the goal, before going to the Great Ramp Check in the Sky, of walking the Appalachian Trail with its magnificent butterflies and bees.

A Joint Allies delegation of forty people descended on Kapooka and made Cappy an offer he couldn't refuse, and soon he was putting on makeup, cleaning his wig, and, dressed like Sully he was pontificating to pilots on "Doing The Right Thing" but ..............................

 

 

 

Part of the Appalachian Trail denuded by the four passes of Cappy.

 

................ promptly forgot why he was there [old farts disease][avref].........now the leader of the group  approached Cappy and asked...............

4 hours ago, Captain said:

..... that position gave Mrs Tata an idea, as it had been a while, so she assumed the .....

........position and called,clear.......

34 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

[and beware, you can start typing 18 hours after the last person, hit the post key, and be beaten by at least two lurkers.]

..and now turdo has broken the NES rules as well with his single dot on this post! moderati please discipline this wayward member.................

4 hours ago, Captain said:

Cappy is confused, as he cannot see any continuity from Crappy's previous post (forget about the 1Trick's post that arrived a few seconds before Crappy's masterpiece, but therefore preceded it in NES terms, is not the latest, and is therefore of lesser importance).

 

It looks like Turdboy may have been flummoxed by Planey coming into the NES like a seagull after a chip, then buggering (NTTIAWWT) off again to play with (NTTIAWWTE) his so-called mates in the Moderatti Magnifficentti..

 

Either that or Turdy is up on Sydney Rd helping a young lady pay for her university education, and the blood has rushed to elsewhere than his brain.

 

Can anybody please help decode the Billy Shakespeare worthy Turbine ramblings?

............Nope,the request is unable to be filled or addressed at this time as nearly all NES members reading this post have now got brain fade and are unable to post replies as of this time ...........

39 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

...........English in his posts; it was like Primary School all over again without the ......................

........little lunch bottle of milk and afternoon wedgey, Miss .................

8 hours ago, turboplanner said:

They all rode Harleys, so within seconds they had the engine started and were perched on the wings, exceeding the MTOW, but what the heck, CASA couldn't do anything about it here and ........

...........wayyyyy toooo busy chasing Bull for being overweight? something that should never be discussed had been,,,,,,now....................

19 hours ago, Captain said:

..... field (bullref ........ recumbentbull, not sittingbull), the .....

.............words spoken by old Aunty and mom down at the back bar of the pub got raunchier and raunchier, later that night they could be seen outside the night club singing ,,,,,,,,gigity gig.............gigity gig.......Ah whats that said said CT slurring his words after a session in the front bar of the same pub .  Now Aunty was on to him and..................

48 minutes ago, Captain said:

..... knotted, using the bark from the sacred baobab tree, which was used by my rainbow ancestor mob to make the rope that Captain (respects etc to Uncle Crappy) Cook used to tie up the Endeavor in Cooktown, and it was little known that we then sponsored his trip to see the eclipse as long as he used our rope to promote it in NZ and the Islands, under our free no trade/no work agreements of 1740 white fella time. That rope was also used to define the boundary when we invented cricket in about 1067 white fella whacky calendar date.

 

These dates meant that.....

.....recovering an a380 with flannel was not the ideal solution ,So Bull decided to.................

2 hours ago, Captain said:

..... 15, when a gaggle of Houzoes came up to the sacred 5 rivers looking to plant the seeds for an unauthorized low cost housing development, without the prior approval of the DG Development Corporation ..... who play for keeps.

 

I took their flannelette shirts as trophies and used them to .....

....recover the fuselage of the..................

21 hours ago, Captain said:

.... the size of that battery plus the sympathetic light on CT's moleskins made it look like he had a huge

.....

..............set of..............

1 hour ago, Captain said:

..... BULL MISTAKENLY TYPING AN NES POST ALL IN CAPS.

 

"Are you yelling at me" responded Onesie, who has a notoriously short fuse (and temper).

 

And then it was on for young and old, well old anyway, and bull .....

.for once just edged to the side and watched the show,,,as the ...............

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

The Mexicans all turned white instantly, crossed themselves and bowed towards Cappy who ...........

....turned towards Turdo and caught his wink  so played the part and...................

1 hour ago, Captain said:

.... Cappy, the Pete Best of the Kingston Trio, and ever the super loyal friend to bull and his coffee lady main squeeze, decided a breakout was justified, so he ......

.........greased the right hands and Bull found a hacksaw and rope in his apple pie and............

4 hours ago, onetrack said:

everyones gotta understand, that noise drives the........... 

......witchety grubs deeper into the trees and it hard to get a feed. Now some of the local women started to...............

10 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.........navigating, and it was actually she who did the navigating and she who .............

10 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.........navigating, and it was actually she who did the navigating and she who .............

[ di you just assume it's gender?]

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

......Forest Gump who was a relation of Cappy's on the Cook side, but .....................

...............had some seppo blood from a real "cook" on the endeavour who was a prisoner serving out her sentence by ...............