Old Koreelah Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3. She was only a whiskey maker but he loved her still. 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. 5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rgmwa Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 What's a pun? rgmwa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kgwilson Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 What's a pun?rgmwa Almost a water craft. As in "Old mother ruddy cuddy had a rough cut punt, not a punt cut rough but a rough cut punt. You could play her like a fiddle and paddle up the middle in old mother ruddy cuddy's rough cut punt. Now say that 10 times accurately in 20 seconds. Or The pun, also called paronomasia, is a form of word play that suggests two or more meanings, by exploiting multiple meanings of words, or of similar-sounding words, for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect. I like the first. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rgmwa Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 I like the first one better too. Not so many big words. rgmwa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fly_tornado Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 What's a pun?rgmwa that's punny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 Which one of you is the pleasant pheasant plucker? Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 Are we having pun yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 Punners should be punished... Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Koreelah Posted November 11, 2013 Author Share Posted November 11, 2013 I couldn't inflict all of them on you in one go... 6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. 7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart 8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. 10.Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 11.Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 12.Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.' 13.I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 14.A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.' 15.The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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