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Phil Perry
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Police have just released details of a new drug craze that is being carried out in Yorkshire nightclubs. Apparently, Yorkshire club goers have started injecting Ecstasy just above their front teeth.

 

Police say the dangerous practice is called "e by gum"

 

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A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.

 

Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."

 

Vet: "Is it a tom?"

 

Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us."

 

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A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.

 

Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"

 

Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"

 

Yorkshireman: "Nay. . . I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!"

 

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The last is always the best. . . .

 

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Bloke from Yorkshire with really severe piles asks a pharmacist "Nah then lad, does tha sell Harze cream?"

 

Pharmacist replies

 

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"Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?"

 

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Your best ever Phil... I have just sent it to our friend Ros in Skipton. Before the kids met her recently we drilled them in what to say... as soon as they saw her they all chorused "Ayup! Trooble at mill!"

 

 

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I lived next door to a Yorkshireman in England in the 80's. Everything written here is just as he would say it. So realistic. well done.

That's very kind of you Nev and Geoff. . . . . . regrettably, the forum "Naughty Words" software had me scratching my head a bit regarding the word "Harze Cream" . . . . as the original bloke actually used the term Alpha Romeo Sierra Echo,. . . .I tried a few versions in edit but that was the only one which worked and it sounds more like a Sarf Landon accent ! ! ! !

 

 

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