Chicken Farmer????????

[farri]

 

TAX TIME

 

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New Roman]A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. [/font] The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. And then asks,"What's your occupation?" "I'm a prostitute," she says. The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let's try to rephrase that." The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl". "No, that still won't work. Try again." They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?" "Well, I raised a thousand little cocks last year." :robin:

 

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[Guest Des Funslow]

Well done farri.

 

 

[Bryon]

I raised a thousand little cocks last year." :robin:

 

 

 

 

 

New Roman]"Chicken Farmer it is."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Did she get eggscited.......................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[shags_j]

I see the puns haven't improved in my absence ;)

 

 

[Deskpilot]

Er, Byron....Cocks don't lay eggs, well not in my world anyway.

 

 

[dazza 38]

:big_grin:

 

 

[HEON]

"Cocks dont lay eggs"...then why do some groups want to make it legal to practice?

 

 

[Deskpilot]

"Cocks dont lay eggs"...then why do some groups want to make it legal to practice?

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[Yenn]

Johnny has a date with Mary and he is a terribly slow worker. Enentually Mary says to him "Do you have a **** Johnny?" to which he replies, "No but I have a dozen hens". End of date.

 

Johnny's brother Fred gets a date with Mary and veryquickly tells her he has a ****. Mary replies "Well go and put it with Johhny's hens then"