Wayne T Mathews Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 A pilot who says, "Yeah? Well watch this!" A student who says, "I'll show you how I think it can be done." An engineer who says, "ooh sh**t!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 An owner who says, "I'll just grab my cheque book." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eightyknots Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 An aircraft manufacturer who brings out the 'new and improved model' and claims: * a lower stall speed * a better fuel economy * a faster cruise speed for the same engine revs * a wider cabin * more legroom for the pilot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 A bride who promises to Love, Honour and OBEY ......:peepwall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fly_tornado Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 traffic cops that says "no worries, your meter only expired a few minutes ago" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 I think the perp is lawyered up and hiding out between the florist and the pizza shop. OME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winsor68 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Aircraft Engineers who say "Has anyone seen my screwdriver?" as an aircraft takes off... ? Drivers who say "Hold my beer and watch this!"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youngster Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 A politician who say "Honestly..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sain Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 An ra-aus instructor who says "ohh look at that down there". Very good sign your about to be trying to land on "that down there" without your engine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guernsey Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 A pilot who says to his passenger " Stone the crows ! " when there is not a bird in sight. Alan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rocketdriver Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 A gliding instructor who, at 200 ft on the wire after two practice cable breaks, laughs and says "Be funny if the wire really did break NOW" and pulls the plug as I join him laughing 'cos it never really happens like that does it? ..... happened to me late one Wednesday evening a long time ago just before I went solo for the first time! LOL Cheers RD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Someone who says "You can take my plane for a fly anytime..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SAJabiruflyer Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 .. a flying instructor that says, after you complete your training "Despite your best efforts we survived" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willatodd Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 A gliding instructor who, at 200 ft on the wire after two practice cable breaks, laughs and says "Be funny if the wire really did break NOW" and pulls the plug as I join him laughing 'cos it never really happens like that does it? ..... happened to me late one Wednesday evening a long time ago just before I went solo for the first time! LOLCheers RD thats just what my instructor in bathurst did years ago at about 200ft rope's goone!!!!! he thought it was hilarious me not so much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake.f Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 A pilot of any kind who taps the fuel/oil pressure/oil temp/cht/etc. guage and says "I hope that's broken..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 A passenger that asks what does this switch do, just after he flicks it..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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