planedriver Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Las Vegas Churches accept gambling chips? THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS. NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED. SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS. THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN. THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Maj Millard Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Christ !!.....................How about this one..... Bloke goes to his doc for a check-up, Doc looks him over and says "You need to stop masturbating"...Very surprised the patient asks why ?.... " because I'm trying to examine you " replys the doc !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted June 1, 2012 Author Share Posted June 1, 2012 Christ !!.....................How about this one.....Bloke goes to his doc for a check-up, Doc looks him over and says "You need to stop masturbating"...Very surprised the patient asks why ?.... " because I'm trying to examine you " replys the doc !! You pulling my leg Maj? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howard Hughes Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 The name of this forum should be changed to 'Dad Jokes'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M61A1 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Or.........I was at the doctors today have my testicles checked for lumps. He bent down for a closer look, things got a little awkward about then...... when I started running my fingers through his hair. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadpete Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 This thread belongs in the "Off Topic" forum..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 No. The "OFF" topic forum. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 You think this is bad, there is another thread here somewhere about flying pussies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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