Phil Perry Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 "PUSH HARDER,. . . . . HARDER. . . . . " I yelled at my wife when she was in labour . . . . . . . "Sod Off, I hate you. . . . you evil cruel Swine" . . . she screamed back at me. . . . . > > > > > > > > She was a little harsh, I thought to myself,. . . . after all, it wasn't MY fault the bloody car broke down on the way to the hospital. . . . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 Mate when you are married to someone , every thing BAD that happens is YOUR fault. Didn't they explain that to you? But for you, she would have married the "perfect" bloke she knew before you.. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M61A1 Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 I was devastated this morning when the doctor confirmed my wife had a life ending tumor. Or as he actually said, she's pregnant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 And if you don't work out what causes it, it will happen again. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damkia Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 I love the usual comment about Johnny being an "accident"... All that huffing, puffing, moaning, and groaning and you call it an "accident"? I'd hate to think of what you would be doing for a "planned" pregnancy....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggles5128 Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 I recall the day I got married and saw my wife in her beautiful WHITE dress... I made the comment that "I now have a dishwasher to match my fridge". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 I came home from the pub 5 minutes late last night, slapped her on the ass and said "You're next".. Imagine getting hit on the head with a pan for being just 5 bloody minutes late!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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