Guest john Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 A women of the world asked the Chemist if they sold extra large condoms. The Chemist replied , "Madam yes we do, would you like a packet" "No thanks, but do you mind if I wait here until somebody does" responded the madam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVOCET Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 We need a dick / h d button on this forum 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metalman Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 We need a dick / h d button on this forum No comment on the joke, but I've been asking for that button for a while now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Maj Millard Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Everybody knows there are only three sizes of condoms....small, medium and liar !...................Maj... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Everybody knows there are only three sizes of condoms....small, medium and liar ! Well here in Asia it's .... small, liar and liar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rankamateur Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Everybody knows there are only three sizes of condoms....small, medium and liar !...................Maj... Apparently you can't buy Small in Australia because they all get exported to New Zealand, not that I have tried. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 There's a town called Condom in northwest France. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rankamateur Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 There's a town called Condom in northwest France. Nev Is it small, medium or liar? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 You're all just jealous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 I think they are called " English riding Hoods". The Russian ones are "little RED riding hoods" (I'm not expert in these things). The street signs in France have French letters on them. Nev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza 38 Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 There is a Condong in NSW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 They can't help it if they can't spell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 They can't help it if they can't spell It was named by our Indigenous Brothers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Maj Millard Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 I prefer the camouflage coloured ones....don't let them see you coming !........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 A Man with 8 young children is traveling on a bus. A Lady asks: "Are they your children?" The Man asnswers: "No Madam, actually I am the publicity manager of a condom company and I dealing with this months complaints." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allowera Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 My son, about 12 at the time, was heard innocently explaining about "Kongdongs". His elder brother (smart alec 18) asked "was he walking bow-legged?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 My Dad showed me how to use a condom. After my first 2 children I decided to try the other thumb but no good and now I have 3. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Slight thread drift, but on a similar vein, the Italian lady down the street reckons for all the good the pill is doing her daughter, she might as well be eating it. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now