Deskpilot Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Carol, a blonde city girl, marries a dairy farmer. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, farmer John says to Carol 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the rail above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?' So then the farmer leaves for the fields. After a while, the insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Carol takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him 'This is the one...right here.' Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another dizzy blonde, the man asks 'Tell me lady, how did you know this is the cow to be bred? 'That's simple; by the nail over its stall' Carol explains very confidently. Then the man asks, 'What's the nail for?' She turns and starts to walk away and with complete confidence, says over her shoulder ...... 'I assume it's to hang your trousers on!' 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 True story "no bull" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet47 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 That is actually funny!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deskpilot Posted October 30, 2013 Author Share Posted October 30, 2013 That is actually funny!!! Er, that's why it's posted under "laughter" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 With an"S" added it's not funny... Slaughter For cows and bulls etc. That joke reminds me of a Camel joke and a high ranking british officer. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Ha, after reading that on I'll be laughing for heifer and heifer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 With an"S" added it's not funny... Slaughter For cows and bulls etc. That joke reminds me of a Camel joke and a high ranking british officer. Nev That's a beauty... "Normally we just ride it into town, sir..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 That's the one Marty. Imagine how you would feel. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 Reminds me of the one about Yanos the Greek... Yanos is a tour guide showing a group of tourists around his village. "You see this house? I design this house. But nobody call me 'Yanos the architect'." A little while later the group is down at the harbour. "You see this sailboat? I make this sailboat. But nobody call me 'Yanos the boat builder'." Shortly after he's showing them the local municipal buildings. "You see this buildings? I ran the council here for a time. But nobody call me 'Yanos the mayor'." Yanos sighs sadly and shakes his head. "But you f*ck one goat...!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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