nomadpete Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 At dinner, little Johnny was asked to lead the prayer. "But I don't know how to pray," he replied. “Just pray for your family, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc.," said his father. "Okay”, the boy said". "Dear Lord,... Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won't come again. Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my Daddy's Blackberry. And provide shelter for the poor homeless man who uses Mom's room when Daddy is at work. AMEN" Dinner was cancelled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fly_tornado Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 bloody hell pete, we need a vintage joke section. Who uses a blackberry anymore? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 What's a blackberry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Some form of fruit. There's also apples, and raspberry pi's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadpete Posted April 28, 2015 Author Share Posted April 28, 2015 Off at a tangent as usual, boys! Clearly Dad was an older generation person. BTW, what happened to my favorite thread? You know, the one casting doubt on athiest's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Casting Doubt on those who doubt? Seems self defeating to me. Nev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadpete Posted April 29, 2015 Author Share Posted April 29, 2015 I don't doubt that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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