bexrbetter Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 My Wife packed my bags tonight. She said "Get out of here and I hope you live out the rest of your life miserable ..." I'm confused, does she want me to go or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Downunder Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Is it a bit like the joke where the wife wins lotto and says to her husband " Yahoo! I've just won lotto. You'd better pack your bags" The husband jumps up and says" Great! Where are we going? Monaco? Paris?" She says "I don't give a f**** where you go. Just get the h***l out of here!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M61A1 Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Or.....husband says to wife "what would you do if I told I've just won lotto?" "I'd take half and leave you" she says "Fine" he replies, " it was a 3rd division prize, here's a fiver, get out". 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red750 Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Guy calls his wife "three horses". Nag,nag,nag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guernsey Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 My Wife packed my bags tonight.She said "Get out of here and I hope you live out the rest of your life miserable ..." I'm confused, does she want me to go or not? Stay and be happy or leave and be miserable, your choice. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrZoos Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 FREE Ticket grab it and run! 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red750 Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Stay and be happy or leave and be miserable, your choice. I think it's the other way round, Guernsey. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 There should be a book telling how to be happy, though married. After she realises you are not the man she thought you would be after she gave you the best years of her life.. You know how they hate being wrong and picking the right partner is crucial. You have no right to be a failure after she chose you, and she will be sure you will pay somehow for your inadequacies. Nev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrZoos Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 There should be a book telling how to be happy, though married. Nev Nev are you taking the mickey.....or on commission 1 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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