turboplanner Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 .......wing profile. He was used to a 22342, and glancing out realised he was in for a ride because the profile was 23356. This was known in the US as the bucking profile and it wasn’t long before he was thrown up in his harness then..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 ....through bolts which he had copied from a Norton Commander, not realising that Norton ........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onetrack Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 ........made a Commander, not a Commando, as he thought it was named, and this had led to huge confusion amongst the suppliers as to the correct ranking of the........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 .......bolts with the result that bolts from the Norton Commando, a precurser to the Honda Postie bike, were supplied, and soon it was raining rods and heads and free pistons, which caused .................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onetrack Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 .......great glee amongst the many scrap dealers who had gathered to watch - because they all rushed out as one, and collected so much scrap steel and aluminium that was littering the countryside, that the local council issued an announcement that they had ordered an award plaque be given to the scrap metal merchants, for their "Keep Australia Clean" beautification efforts, and that they had raised the bar for all those who......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 11 hours ago, turboplanner said: ....wing profile. As an interesting side note for our new Cinesè and Skippy nes members, the Aussie Foreign Minister's real name is Penny Wing and she had a high Wing profile in the Labor Party, before she changed her name to Wong so as to appear to be less oriental. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 (edited) 3 hours ago, onetrack said: .......great glee amongst the many scrap dealers who had gathered to watch - because they all rushed out as one, and collected so much scrap steel and aluminium that was littering the countryside, that the local council issued an announcement that they had ordered an award plaque be given to the scrap metal merchants, for their "Keep Australia Clean" beautification efforts, and that they had raised the bar for all those who......... ..... were members of the TAUFTBCS (The AUF Thru Bolt Collector's Society), while at the same time, Turbo's slip of the pen meant that the aviation community worldwide, who read Turdy's scribblings daily, thought that he was referring to the Commander 520 so the resale value of those fine aircraft was halved overnight and Rockwell's shares fell into the dunny, to ..... Many who know Turdbro well think that he did this deliberately so that he could short Rockwell's shares as a sideline to Turbine Industry's possible takeover of Boeing. Edited February 2 by Captain 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 ......to the point where they could be picked up for cents. Cappy's guess was in fact true, and T.I. is in the process of a takeover of Rockwell, and is happy to share this with the NES readers, provided you don't tell anyone and unleash a chain of early buying. The game plane is to get a controlling interest, then do an update on the Commander's weak areas (they don't seem to be able to roll without spilling a glass of water any more, and sixteen pilots in the US have died while trying to do a loop on one engine), some visual improvements (a grille from the Chinese MG). Not many people know that the MG Marque was ripped off poor old Cecil and is now owner by SAIC which is owned by the Chinese Government, and the Commander will be re-marqued MG Foster and manufactured in China. When Chairman XI suggests to the population that they should be buying Chinese aircraft, there will be a rush on purchases, including the aviation body CHASA. The shares will be worth a fortune and NES readers will be able to afford a compound next to Cappy's Mar a Lago South. The parties will be .............. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 2 hours ago, turboplanner said: The game plane .... (Avref) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 2 hours ago, turboplanner said: The parties will be ....... ..... mega with everyone boring each other with Rockwell corporate insider jokes and Commander 520 pilot (avref) humorous ditties, including the one about the vicar and the ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 Rockwell Commander 520 which was supposed to take him out to a remote mission, but ................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 3 minutes ago, turboplanner said: Rockwell Commander 520 which was supposed to take him out to a remote mission, but ................. .... he decided to have a missionary instead, and .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 ....finished up in a wheel well where he .................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 .... hid like an escapee from the Afghanistan withdrawal and he ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 was just about to escape when a partrol came past, so he dived over a fence and landed half over an IED made by ONETRAKdefenceINC. The patrol passed but to get up he had to put full weight on the IED and would lose his ........................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onetrack Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 ........glasses if he did this, which would be a disaster, as Nobu really needed those Coke-bottle glasses. Right about then, Onetrack strolled up and said, "You can get up without any worries Nobu, because that's one of our fake IED's that we make, to keep the enemy on their toes!" Nobu heaved a massive sigh of relief, and holding onto his precious glasses with one hand, he pushed himself upright with the other hand. However, as he stood up, he heard a scary sound. It went "RI-I-I-I-I-PPPP!!! .... and right about then, he felt a big portion of his posterior exposed to the cool air of the evening by the jagged barbs of the fence, and this brought on a cold sweat, as he knew that......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 1 hour ago, onetrack said: However, as he stood up, he heard a scary sound. It went "RI-I-I-I-I-PPPP!!! .... and right about then, he felt a big portion of his posterior exposed to the cool air of the evening by the jagged barbs of the fence, and this brought on a cold sweat, as he knew that......... ..... he hadn't changed his undies, and he instantly remembered his mum's wise words about having clean undies if he was ever hit by a bus, or needing to go to hospital or if snagged on wire atop a fake IED. He...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 ..........reached into his pocket and pulled out the needle and thread that every mother slips into her solider's pocket and had just started to stitch when he heard the unmistakable sound of an angry Afghan Rattler. These highly dangerous snakes, living in the Eastern Hemisphere, rattled in reverse to the Arizona Rattlers and at a much higher speed, so they sounded like an attacking Stuka and you only had seconds to vacate. Grabbing his split, Nobu sprang just as the snake struck out and the snake went one way and Nobu went the other, landing on ........................ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 On 02/02/2024 at 6:51 AM, Captain said: the Aussie Foreign Minister's real name is Penny Wing and she had a high Wing profile in the Labor Party, A further caution for new NES members and stewed-ants is to always bear in mind that Penny's high wing profile in the ALP always turns left once airborne, and port side runway and taxiway excursions are always a danger .......... plus the constant risk of running out of other people's money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 (edited) 41 minutes ago, turboplanner said: ..........reached into his pocket and pulled out the needle and thread that every mother slips into her solider's pocket and had just started to stitch when he heard the unmistakable sound of an angry Afghan Rattler. These highly dangerous snakes, living in the Eastern Hemisphere, rattled in reverse to the Arizona Rattlers and at a much higher speed, so they sounded like an attacking Stuka and you only had seconds to vacate. Grabbing his split, Nobu sprang just as the snake struck out and the snake went one way and Nobu went the other, landing on ........................ ..... the narrow section of his ding that was exposed by his split dacks. "Ouch" said Nob "My postelior has been luined" However, Nobu was also a man of the world and knew that the Afghan rattlers also rattled right to left and he was able to communicate with it by rattling back using a bush-base lagerphone made from XXXX bottle tops (please note that this use of the term XXXX means XXXX and not XXXX or XXXX), whereby Nobu discovered that the rattler was looking to befriend westerners, well Japanesterners anyway, be retained as an interpreter, and to thereby be awarded refugee status, so Nobu responded in a friendly sort of way and the rattler was ....... A TYPICAL AFGHAN RATTLER, STILL LIVING IN THE PAST, USING THE 1970S RUSSIAN CAMMO PATTERN. NOTE HIS RATTLE HAS THE BIGGEST DIAMETER AT THE END TO FASCILITATE THEIR RIGHT TO LEFT RATTLING PATTERN. NOB'S ACTUAL LAGERPHONE, NOW HOUSED IN THE JAPANESE MUSEUM OF MODERN CULTURE Edited February 3 by Captain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 ....overjoyed at being understood and came and sat at Nob's feet. They exchanged rattles for a while and then Nob realised the Rattler was tapping in morse code. "RU1?" asked the rattler and Nob replied "S" "I am a chef" said the rattler, do you like M?" "S" replied Nob "Do you like X?" asked the rattler. "S" replied Nob "OK, I make M&X" said the rattler, and pulled out his mini burner ......................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 (edited) 1 hour ago, turboplanner said: "RU1?" asked the rattler and Nob replied "S" "I am a chef" said the rattler, do you like M?" "S" replied Nob "Do you like X?" asked the rattler. "S" replied Nob "OK, I make M&X" said the rattler, and pulled out his mini burner ......................... .... which was rattler symbolic sign language that he thought that Nob was hot. It was then that Nobu relised that the rattler's previous messages were actually rattler Aghan LMBGTQXRS porn, and Nobu had been ..... Edited February 3 by Captain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 ......caught in an Afghan sting, just like the Americans. Keen NESSERS will know that Nobushi Takamatsu was a Samurai and this sting was going to hurt the Afghans. The photos above show the Samurai road built in 1625 by Shibuyu Takamatsu and Macinachi Turbinesu, it's snooth surface for fast deployment, drinking or swimming water all the way and the overnight accommodation called Shrines where the Samurai could sleep and hang their washing on the clothesline. Nobushi was a member of the team of Date, a very famous Lord and together they fought many battles, but one day Date died from an inflamed carbuncle which required his 20 best guards to put themselves to the sword so they could be buried with their Lord. Nobu couldn't see the sense in that so his sword went in between his chest and arm, and no sooner was he buried than he started digging himself out and shot through like a Bondi Tram. These photos show the Mausoleum where it is noted that Date's 20 most trusted soldiers died with him, but if you count the monuments there were only 19. That's who the Afghans had cosen to upset and Nob ...................... IMG_1689.CR2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 (edited) 1 hour ago, turboplanner said: That's who the Afghans had cosen to upset and Nob ........... ..... was about to do a Crocodile Dunnydee to pick the rattler up by the tail to crack him like a stockwhip, when he thought of a better way, which was to shove his rattle up his ..... Cappy feels very unworthy after the feast of data contained in Turdy's last post. Edited February 3 by Captain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 .........nose, being careful not to get caught by those slashing and gnashing teeth. The result achieved the magic 5 million hits on Tik Tok as the rattlers sneezed every time he rattled, giving his victims plenty of warning, even if they didn't understand the Afghan language. Despite this old Masa Wuntika stepped right on to the rattler........and he had bare feet........and the rattler was already mad. The rattler ....................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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