The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

44 minutes ago, onetrack said:

Const Doubtfire soothed bulls agony with a gentle.........

..... squeeze of his oversized .....

[turboplanner]

..........feet.

bull had always been embarrased by his oversized feet, and he cracked a prawner's joke to distract her.

Big mistake; Const. Doubtfire slapped the cuffs on him, biffed him with the truncheon to soften him up then tased him on his ...............

[Captain]

.... other oversized .....

[turboplanner]

.......feature. When the barbs went in bull danced like a Sailfish..........................

 

 

[Captain]

44 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.......feature. When the barbs went in bull danced like a Sailfish..........................

 

 

..... with transvestite tendencies and limp fins.

 

It is relvant to recall that the Blue Oyster used to have a "Sailfish half price" night each full moon, when it became normal to .....

[onetrack]

......go outside and howl at the moon for a number of the BO patrons, who had always been regarded as a bit strange, anyway. But bull wasn't one of them, fortunately - even though his howls from the barbs made people jerk upright in bed, with the hairs on their necks bristling, and making these people think that..........

[turboplanner]

......was doing another BOB balancing dance, where the gin accumulated during the day had him swaying and swerving to Midnight Oil's ............

[Captain]

13 hours ago, turboplanner said:

......was doing another BOB balancing dance, where the gin accumulated during the day had him swaying and swerving to Midnight Oil's ............

..... as yet publicly unreleased hit "Midnight Oil Changes on VH aircraft are best completed by a LAME" ......... and Peter Garrett gave 100% of his parliamentary pension to the families of the kids that were killed in the pink batt debacle.

 

The BOB and Steve-of-Loxley (for those new NES members, Ahlocks was one of the pioneers of this now massively internationally popular NES genre, and he flew a converted beer-can) were rocking to Pete G's gyrations and the ladies in the house that night were the senior teams from the Tumut & Coolamon Netball Clubs, so the night was off to a ......

Edited Tuesday at 06:52 PM by Captain

[turboplanner]

........flying [AVR.EF] start.

Then the bikies from Henty arrived dressed in ................

 

Mention of Steve-of-Loxley brings back memories of how the NES got this site off the ground and into mainstream high-volume use. It was Steve's question "When you are building a plane out of beer  cans, do you have to empty them first. The over - 1500 answers set the tone for the next decade  

 

 

 

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

.......flying [AVR.EF] start.

Then the bikies from Henty arrived dressed in ........

...... chaps and subdued pastel leather vests.

 

In a similar manner to "Dykes-on-Bikes", the Henty chapter are known as "Chaps-in-Chaps" and just like the DoBs, always without undies (erkyperkyref).

 

The CiCs are also part of the CommonCherios and the Banned-Eat-Ohs and all had to take up dual Labanese or middle eastern citizenship .... like Western Australians, Mextorians and Tasmanians have the same dual citizen requirements if they want an Australian passport.

 

The Wagga branch of the Cough-in-Cheaters were at the BOB that very night wearing their little blue Fauci masks to intimidate the crowd, and they .....

Edited Tuesday at 10:42 PM by Captain

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

Mention of Steve-of-Loxley brings back memories of how the NES got this site off the ground and into mainstream high-volume use. It was Steve's question "When you are building a plane out of beer  cans, do you have to empty them first. The over - 1500 answers set the tone for the next decade 

While Crappy is happy to similarly acknowledge Ahlo's invaluable contributions in getting the NES up to its current international subscription level, it is also a fact that a recent Inquiry by the Wagga community has found that at least 6 houses burnt down, and 4 cute puppies died while stuck in hot & locked parked cars, during times where Ahlox was composing some of his NES tomes.

Edited Tuesday at 10:48 PM by Captain

[turboplanner]

.....locked so cute, and handily shut down the usual spittle flow that was the main hazard when talking to that lot.

Turbo always carried a "CC Free Pass" which dated from a time when he was driving in the outback and came across a distressed C-C beside his broken down Harley. He was out of food and about to consume the last of his water, and had written a note which even Scorates would have had a problem reading. Turbo didn't do the unthinking "Gotta problem mate?"

 

 Instead he fed the C-C with steak and caviar washed down by a Penfolds Grange, which was all he was carrying, and kicked the old Harley over a few times. He recognised the problem immediately - broken gugeon pin and piston, so he cut a bit off the end of one of the Land Cruiser's mounting bolts, cut off the bottom of the Grange Bottle, used some "never fail" putty to make bosses, washed out the Harley and replaced the oil with genuine Toyota synthetic 15w30 oil and she fired first kick. Aside from the CC Free Pass which has saved Turbo on numerous occasions when he couldn't help saying "How are they hanging girls!" he gets one free Clubroom entry voucher every year when "Gary" as we'll call him (he's wanted by QPS) writes to report another cylinder rebuilt each year, but the "Turbo Grange" still holding 148 and running flawlessly.

 

It was at one of these free nights that Turbo......................

 

[Captain]

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

 ..... even Scorates .......

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

It was at one of these free nights that Turbo.......

...... took a lead from Scorates and his story of the Iliad (even though Homer claimed the copyright, we all know that Scorates wrote the 1st & 3rd drafts) and decided to test just what dastardly transgression the C-C Free Pass would save him from.

 

So Turbo chose to he push the C-C Free Pass boundary by .......

 

Scorates (the bloke in the grey hair that looks like Turbo in his younger days) and Homer (the bearded dude that looks a bit like a young bull) having a chat about the flow of royalties from the publication of the Iliad and of the film rights (less George Clooney's appearance fee).

 

This chat soon turned into a nasty blue that caused the death of the early Ultralight movement in Greece when Homer yelled, in frustration, "They are not real aircraft, and medicals are essential to aviation safety" and this was seconded by both Pythagoras and Leonard de Vince.

 

Edited 3 hours ago by Captain