The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

5 hours ago, turboplanner said:

When bull replied in the affirmative, the latter put down A$17 million cash on the table and said "We start in Chengzu!" and ......

..... that's the trouble with going into business with latters, because they almost always .....

[turboplanner]

.....start latter as their name iomplies.

However, entrepreneurs like Cappy OT,, Cappy, and even Loxie who pioneered working from home would simply ........

[Captain]

4 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.....start latter as their name iomplies.

However, entrepreneurs like Cappy OT,, Cappy, and even Loxie who pioneered working from home would simply ........

.... align themselves with the "Former" movement and ignore the "Latters".

 

However, Turdbro, ever the peacemaker and conciliation proponent found a way to combine the two groups by .......

[onetrack]

....calling them forlatters.

Not many people know that the forlatters are an offshoot of the bull tribal group, thus the use of lower case for their group name.

Just like bull, they also come from a long-established fishing background - mostly fishing for suckers to rip off mercilessly.

To this end, the forlatters had spent lengthy periods studying the Turbine Media Inc publications, many of which had curious titles, such as "How To Get Rich Quick and Not Get Caught".

The forlatters very quickly saw the benefits of studying these books, so it wasn't long before.....

[turboplanner]

Turbine Time Travel opened its doors.

With TTT you could be a former or latter, Inst. or Ult.

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Some ......

[Captain]

16 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Turbine Time Travel opened its doors.

With TTT you could be a former or latter, Inst. or Ult.

Need to make a post to crap on the person who just posted? Just Click this link (Note the link will not activate unless you are a paid up subscriber).

Some ......

Crappy has used TTT extensively and has no hesitation to endorse and recommend them completely. 

Edited Friday at 06:26 AM by Captain

[Captain]

15 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Turbine Time Travel opened its doors.

With TTT you could be a former or latter, Inst. or Ult.

Need to make a post to crap on the person who just posted? Just Click this link (Note the link will not activate unless you are a paid up subscriber).

Some ......

.... members of Wreck Flying even paid TTT's exorbitant fees in order to go back & kill .....

[turboplanner]

.......time rewriting the bible by substituting Mao Tse Tung in favour of the Incumbent.

They seemed quite pleased with themselves, being unaware that ..............

[Captain]

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.......time rewriting the bible by substituting Mao Tse Tung in favour of the Incumbent.

They seemed quite pleased with themselves, being unaware that ..............

.... the Spratleys are the new Golgotha and they were designated to be the thief on either side.

 

Pontious-Turbo and his assistant, Biggus Dickus (OT), were now able to ......

[turboplanner]

......take control of the situation by pointing out the Wrath of  God would be aimed at Mao and any of his side-kicks on earth. Of course Cappy's mate was one of these and he was currently staying with - Turbo, OT and Cappy.

This was one of those situations where you can't lose thought Turbo, but ........

[Captain]

6 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

This was one of those situations where you can't lose thought Turbo, but .....

..... he got greedy, Turbo's one fatal flaw, and even after strong counseling from Cappy (Oh, dear NESers, if Cappy just had $10 for every time he has had to bail Turbo out of the poo), Turbo still insisted on .....

[turboplanner]

........charging Mao Tse Tung $350 per night. "I know he doesn't eat or drink and he leaves the place tidy, but it's the principle; Chinese (other than our mate Xi) have to pay..........

[Captain]

8 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

........charging Mao Tse Tung $350 per night. "I know he doesn't eat or drink and he leaves the place tidy, but it's the principle; Chinese (other than our mate Xi) have to pay..........

..... full fare or they'll see us as weak, which will then result in the domino theory being reactivated and professional mercenaries like Tubb and Crappy will get the call to remobilise, before ......

[turboplanner]

.........hand to soften up the troops as they did up the Khyber, although it would help if the British Army had deployed a year earlier. That was a long year for Cappy and Turbo, even with the odds at 25 to 1, and .......... 

[Captain]

9 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.........hand to soften up the troops as they did up the Khyber, although it would help if the British Army had deployed a year earlier. That was a long year for Cappy and Turbo, even with the odds at 25 to 1, and .......... 

.... with a critical lack of ammo .......... and women.

 

But Turbo and Cappy had each other, and Cappy was always there for Turbo, to change the dressing where Cappy had shot him (veryerkyperkyref).

 

That wound still weeps occasionally (sometimes even during Turbine Industries Board Meetings where Turbo always sits on a whoopy cushion), however with Turbo now involved in the Spratleys again he has been able to utilize natural Chinese medicines, so he had his batman prepare a balm made from donkey's and giraffe's testicules, and then shoved 1/2 a rhino horn up .......

Edited 6 hours ago by Captain

[turboplanner]

........up the Khyber as they advanced. This sustained exercise and the Chinese herbs fixed the problem although not without extreme pain.

Turbine Aviation later sold this as an accessory for Thruster pilots with the tag line .......land like a feather; you have to!

It wasn't the first time Chinese medicines had been used by AUF flyers...........................

 

[Captain]

21 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

It wasn't the first time Chinese medicines had been used by AUF flyers......

..... as some of the lesser moral AUF flyers carried traditional pongy Chinese medicines to mask the smell of the Mary Jane that they were carrying instead of lead to get their W&B just right (and to relax fully if they ever got "weathered in", & didn't have the crash comic to read [among the cooler members of the AUF, this was called doing a "Willie").

 

Mary Jane is also a real AUF lady and she was, and still is, a well-known personality within Wreck Flying circles (avref), or even straight-&-level (anotheravref), and she holds the record for .......

 

 

Willie, doing a "Willie", when on tour in OZ and he was "weathered in" at Birdsville while flying his Thruster from Brisbane to Alice Springs (Willie had the big drop-tank option fitted and could do it non-stop in theory).

Edited 5 hours ago by Captain

[turboplanner]

.......the most posts on how to fly when you're ...................

 

Willie came to Melbourne and the concert before interval was what we were expecting, but the concert after interval clearly belonged to the group talking to themselves, trying to play guitars and making odd noises.

 

Edited 5 hours ago by turboplanner

[Captain]

1 minute ago, turboplanner said:

.......the most posts on how to fly when you're ...................

..... "Willie'd up", not that he ever got that far with Mary Jane, as she was a lady when she wanted to be, and he was always too ......