The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

20 hours ago, turboplanner said:

..........the inevitable happened. Those were the years when the chassis rail repairers association would hire a sailing ship and take us on a three month cruise around the islands dropping in on all the hula shows and.......

..... as a result, many members of the association, known by one and all as the CRaPA, behaved like sealers/whalers from last century, where they jumped ship to sample the delights of the hula skirts, and as a result French Polynesia is now the centre of the world's blue singlet & stubby production, and the utes there have the finest chassis repairs that money can buy.

 

Turbine Seven Seas Transport recognised the intrinsic opportunity that this central Pacific nation offered to the trucking industry worldwide and broken trucks (many incorporating Tubb's own paper-thin chassis designs) are taken to FP, repaired and then .......

 

Repairs to such as this are a doddle throughout FP, and are done without taking the bags out of the tray.

Edited 8 hours ago by Captain

[Captain]

20 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.......saucepans and roast basters. It was all Turbo could do to get to the end of a Tylor Swift song without ..............

..... quickly foregoing Tylor's crappy songs and doing a full-on impersonation of his (Tylor's not Turbo's) sister Taylor.

 

The old folks went berserk with enthusiastic applause and several 90-year-old ladies threw their nickers & bras at Turbo/Taylor, one of which got stuck in the squeezy bit of his piano accordion.

 

Turbo winked at the pant-less 90-year-olds and noted down their seat numbers in his photographic memory, so that after the show he could take advantage of his .....

 

Turdy impersonating Taylor. He/she was a huge hit on the black web and on the retirement village porn sites.

 

 

Edited 8 hours ago by Captain

[turboplanner]

...songwriting skills to put on a double act with Tylor. He had to rewrite some of them though after one night when the accordian snapped on one of her ................