The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

4 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Halfway down the hill old Mrs Welcome was sweeping palm fronds off the road and wondering what was going on down at Leichardt St; her little Snauzer was barking at the rustle of every frond; a drummer started belting out a ........

 

..... n old ACDC tune and Mrs Welcome thought fondly of her days as a groupie when the boys came to town and Bon Scott took her .......

[turboplanner]

.........to a BNB up this very street where they were seen and Bon had to sit up all night signing autographs all night until one of them.........

[Captain]

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.........to a BNB up this very street where they were seen and Bon had to sit up all night signing autographs until one of them.........

... read Englebert Humperdinck, but in Bon Scott's well-known handwriting, but when Bon then came out with Please Release Me Let me Go and Angus wasn't playing in his uniform of the Bone Primary School, then the people started to suspect that .....

 

It is little known that Turbine Uniform Hire PLC provided all of Angus's uniforms which were also tailored for whatever town ACDC were playing in.

 

Angus wearing the uniform of Bone Primary, and with his "Turbo is an A-hole" cap.

 

 

And here with the uniform and tie from Moorabbin Reform School, including a further denigrating reference to Turdy

Edited yesterday at 12:48 AM by Captain

[onetrack]

.....something was "off" in the concert programme. It became even more suss, when someone found out that Turbine Roadshows and Entertainment (Yes, folks, TR&E is even bigger than Comcast, even though you may never have heard of them), was behind the event - thus leading to cries of, "We want our money back!!"

 

Turbo, who was also in the audience (but keeping a low profile, as always - he'd told his secretary he had to attend a major Tribunal hearing), started becoming alarmed when the cries of "We want our money back!!" became a crescendo and people starting jumping onto the stage and destroying equipment (which is what they expected to see, with the real Bon on stage). 

 

Things started getting out of hand quickly, and Turbo realised he'd have to decamp rapidly, before he was recognised. Accordingly, he donned a.................

 

Edited yesterday at 01:20 AM by onetrack

[Captain]

17 minutes ago, onetrack said:

Things started getting out of hand quickly, and Turbo realised he'd have to decamp rapidly, before he was recognised. Accordingly, he donned a.......

.... rubber mask of Sir John Kerr, which Turbo looks like (and acts like) anyway, so it was simple for him to bugger off/skulk out the side door, cut across Block 4095 of the Bone Mango Corporation and head down to the Big Mango for a cool drink and to catch the bus.

 

But he soon heard the soft foot pads of a big male GBM&OCL and Turbo sh....... 

 

Tubb wearing his Sir John Kerr rubber mask just before his big skulk at Bone.

Those uncaring eyes, those rotten teeth, and the plastic do-dad around his neck were a giveaway to all that know him.

Edited yesterday at 01:37 AM by Captain

[Captain]

14 minutes ago, onetrack said:

he'd told his secretary he had to attend a major Tribunal hearing

Do any NESers know where anyone can get 3 Bunals from these days, given the rises in the cost of living?

[Captain]

19 hours ago, Captain said:

..... her little Snauzer was barking at the rustle of every frond; .....

 

[turboplanner]

16 hours ago, Captain said:

 

....shifted his position; it was too late to get away so he followed the advice of the Great Hunter, Jim Corbet and lay on his back to let the GBM&OCL walk over him like the Indian leopards are inclined to do, and at the right moment, snap his nuts off.

 

This would have worked if the Snauzer hadn't, just at that mement............

[Captain]

9 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

....shifted his position; it was too late to get away so he followed the advice of the Great Hunter, Jim Corbet and lay on his back to let the GBM&OCL walk over him like the Indian leopards are inclined to do, and at the right moment, snap his nuts off.

 

This would have worked if the Snauzer hadn't, just at that mement............

Cappy is very protective of his, so cannot understand why Turbo would lie on his back with the dire risk that the GBM&OCL would snap his nuts off. Although Cappy hastens to add that he has always admired the bravery of his best mate and combat buddy, when under fire (or under a GBM&OCL).

 

...... finished licking its own, then barked at the .....

[turboplanner]

.............GBM&OCL which immediately changed direction, jumped the fence and headed for the Snauser................

[Captain]

4 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.............GBM&OCL which immediately changed direction, jumped the fence and headed for the Snauser................

....., so Mrs Welcome immediately put on her chastity belt (personally made, fitted [and tested} by bull's bone personally fitted & tested chastity belt & boner blockers inc [bbpf&tcb&bbi] - name registered and patents applied for), so that neither Turbo nor the GBM&OCL could get direct access to her .....

 

 

A couple of bbpf&tcb&bbi's finest creations, as available from their triple shop front in Leichardt St ... and available with free shipping worldwide on Amazon, Nile, Murrumbidgee and Rhine.

 

Edited 2 hours ago by Captain

[turboplanner]

3 minutes ago, Captain said:

 

 

3 minutes ago, Captain said:

 

 

[Captain]

4 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

 

 

No I didn't

[turboplanner]

....with its claws.

The result was a success with the GB<&OCL scurrying for the foreshore trees.

 

Cappy's mind is playing tricks on him, probably due to the extended time he's been "off the chicks"; the objects he posted are in fact bridle frames for the draught horses that used to pull log wagons up on the Dorrigo. They fitted over the leather bridle and usually three bells were clipper on to the tops. (Cappy has shown them here upside down). In this way the bells on the team hauling the logs up warned the team coming down and the driver would pull the horses over into a lay-by. Todat the logs are hauled by Macks, there are no bells and the contractors usually push the uphill trucks over the side so they have to call in a recovery vehice with a winch and the downhill guys can get three more loads for the day. The cabs get damaged but the Macks look much the samme as new one so it doesn't matter. Now and again .........

[Captain]

2 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Cappy's mind is playing tricks on him, ........ the objects he posted are in fact bridle frames for the draught horses that used to pull log wagons up on the Dorrigo.

Cappy always accepts the superior knowledge of his best mate and battle buddy, however Cappy just comments, and will leave it there, that he was unaware that draft horses (note the spelling difference in Victoristan) have orifices on their necks at exactly the same spacing as the ladies for which those in the photos were fabricated.

[Captain]

7 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.... with its claws.

The result was a success with the GB<&OCL scurrying for the foreshore trees .....

..... and the schnauzer proudly humping .....

[turboplanner]

....the Gymea Lily near the fromnt door.

"It wasn't like this when I was here" a shocked bull thought.

He Spun round just as a Jabiru 160 with the numbers scrubbed out and the loose undercarriage clacking like the 6:45 from Townsville (avref) scorched up Herbert St between the shops and called "Low Base" for the airport.

bull was proud to be a Tasmanian that day and ......

[Captain]

21 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

....the Gymea Lily near the fromnt door.

"It wasn't like this when I was here" a shocked bull thought.

He Spun round just as a Jabiru 160 with the numbers scrubbed out and the loose undercarriage clacking like the 6:45 from Townsville (avref) scorched up Herbert St between the shops and called "Low Base" for the airport.

bull was proud to be a Tasmanian that day and ......

.... picked up his 13 kg pet Cane Toad, imaginatively named Caney, because bull knew full well that a J160 landing out at bone airport at this time of night would take out hundreds of Caney's kin, hence the reason for the 160's loose undercarriage and the Cane Toad Splatters on the .....

Edited 53 minutes ago by Captain