The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

Since these things could bite your head off and spit it out, woollen collars were no use so he decided to out-stare it.

 

The Tiger........

..... initially grinned with bemusement, but then he (at this stage we assume that it was a "he" as we hadn't had a chance yet to lift up his tail and check out the other end) realised that Turbo was using the Crocodile Dundee (but in this case the Pussy Turbine) 2 fingers and a thumb technique to subdue him.

 

Eventually the tiger started to weaken & squat, just more because he was becoming weary after standing there for over 75 minutes waiting for the Pussy Turbine spell to take effect, and Pussy was becoming tired too (without his hourly usual glass of Scotch and a few clicks to check out the NES) but could not afford to show weakness as tigers can be really nasty after a failed spell and get even more fractious after becoming cross-eyed while watching Pussy's fingers go ...... 

 

While considering the below photo, just imagine that that big brown thing is a tiger and that muscular arm belongs to the rather more withered Turdy Planner.

Edited 10 hours ago by Captain

[turboplanner]

......round and road. Eventually the tiger rolled on its side and Turbo tickled its tummy and they became good mates.

Having trained the tiger, Turbo sooled it onto Cappy just for fine.

 

The tiger let out a blood curdling road, which silenced the whole population of bone, and charged Cappy

It was about to snap his head of when Turbo whistled and said "Here pussy and the tiger  returned and rolled onto his back.

 

"He was always good withg pussies!" said the old retired bone cat farm foreman sitting in front of the pub......but there was no one left to hear ........

[onetrack]

.....as they'd all run away when they heard an escaped Tiger was on the loose - thus leaving Bone almost deserted. The Cat Farm foreman was deaf, so he never heard the warning about an escaped Tiger, and failed to run away with the rest.

 

What was not generally known - and something that Turbo never mentioned - was that when he was studying for his PhD (Pussy Handling Degree) - which was to ensure he was legally qualified to start up his Cat Farms - Turbo was known to tickle the tummies of.................

 

Edited 24 minutes ago by onetrack