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CT9000

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  1. ......now that is how you f#####k a bunny......
  2. .......package that it came in I want to read the label. At this point he spotted a couple of small boxes which had printed on the underside " UNDERGROUND MUTTON, with chicken spice". ..................
  3. ......then the test flight numbers came out. As usual the real performance is somewhat different to the advertised numbers. The 130 kt. is theoretically possible but at 17000'. To get 100 hp at 17000' you need an engine with about 250hp. The 10 l/h is the idle fuel burn. Then there is the small matter of useful load with the 6 cyl lycoming up front the empty weight is 550kg.plus some fuel, no margin for a pilot. {just as well 'cause the cg. to balance the engine puts the fuel at the rear} All is not lost however because all the bunny fur will make the whole lot bounce a bit when it runs out of fuel and the cg. moves forward resulting in a near vertical dive......
  4. ......the landing weight and c of g will not be a problem if the spacecraft stays up for a while longer than planned. We just eat all the breeding intruding pax. keep the furry tails for evidence for the bounty money and we will cruise through the waiting ramp check, no probs.....
  5. ......authority over the others to raise havoc, that is until the really big bucks {the two meter tall ones with the big strong tails} decided to take over and really show these furry little bunnies how to breed. Talk about population explosion. Now there is a major problem with w&b. {avref} over gross by 3000% and aft c of g {another avref}. ....... Dear NES readers please figure out how the spacecraft can be over gross and out of balance with no gravity
  6. .......whatever just hurry up and find the pest animal control forms and get the bounty application in. these forms must be signed before the bounty can be claimed.....
  7. ......it became necessary to pick up bits of fur to make up bunny tails as evidence of each kill. it is very fortunate that there are thousands of extra bunnies to shoot at which also explains why each shot gets three bunnies. {they congregate in groups so it is easy} It is also relevant that some bunnies are a meter or so tall with big long tails and are easy to shoot and the bits of fur from one of these will make up a couple of dozen normal bunny tails so the bounty can be a bit lucrative at times........
  8. .......ound new ideas for business opportunities such as start up companies and facilities for receiving government grants......
  9. ......huddered at the thought of the cost of all that gunpowder being wasted on a rocket when it could be used to fire his old blunderbuss rifle.....
  10. .....happened when he failed to decentralize his operation. look why not ring Glad Bricklayer to partner up an outpost delivery service in NSW then call Annie Piano player to organize one in QLD ? ........
  11. ......try to find why that bloke from Victoria is giving soda pop to bunnies. It turns out that popping bunnies is not related to sugary drinks but has more to do with using hollow points. Further investigation revealed that hollow points have a similar result to using Haval transmission behind a Cummins, small hole going in and very large hole going out......
  12. ......an idea. American engines have reputation for being many much velly good so maybe we could bollow a engine for test purpose.. CT9000 has a 14 liter turbo Cummins in one of his toys. We could try that. Haval transmission is velly strong could easy handle couple thousand ft.lb torque......
  13. .........engine flom Toymotor not flom Nissmotor......
  14. ......half a mile is still a long way in a Haval ute with an un reliable engine even if the engine is painted Nissan blue with a 1200 badge on the top.........
  15. Just my two cents worth, never had to contact Williamtown but have had nothing but excellent service from both Tamworth and Coffs. over many visits to their airspace.
  16. .......differing opinions may polarize { P Brock ref} various positions on the benefits of such add on devices and may even upset the sponsors.......
  17. Captain you are a master at shifting gears but please don't drop me in the proverbial fecal matter. I get myself into enough trouble offending people on my own. So back to NES .....but at least there are no Morry side valve engines involved. The upgrade to Nissan 1200 engines {even by a con job} must be an improvement in reliability. The fake turbo probably adds a few horsepower as well. Another thought just came up !!!!! we need to add one of those whistle thingys as well to complete the look......
  18. .......also maybeee think about that chrome over plastic lookalike turbo hanging on the side......
  19. .....should we trust those wonderful trustworthy people that caused the shortage of the blue / grey paint dye when they painted the Haval and Evo52 engines with the new Nissan 1200 stickers on top in the hope that this mostly honest sort of deceptive idea might somehow improve the reliability of the afore mentioned powerplants........
  20. ....things as well like Trump cards {gambling ref} and the famous 56 card decks {another gambling ref} popular with fine decent up standing honest card sharks ..... sorry card players.....
  21. .....the state govermut will be deprived of significant amounts of funding 'cause the revenue collectors can no longer hand out tickets under the hoon legislation....
  22. ....of quiet contemplation as the vicpol officer was writing tickets out, this will probably be still cheaper than the landing fees at the nearby other airfields ........
  23. .......a lot of houses on the runway. It appears that the twenty year old ERSA may not have the up to date information...... Side note' Geelong airport closed a long time ago.
  24. ......can stay out of trouble in Tassie by not laughing and calling the locals V8's {two heads}......
  25. .....whole spirit of a side valve engine, the head is more or less flat not like that ohv thingy......
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