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..........doing a complete spin every 24 hours. To the dynos this was an unheard of speed, since they moved at the speed of Loxie when he gets up in the morning. The dynosaurs began flying off the earth and since they were heavier than gravity, they started flying [avref] off........
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..........the dinosaurs at the secret location near Winton. They were first known as Min Min lights. People driving south would see these quite large lights bobbing up and down in the distance, then disappearing as they got closer. Turbo became curious and took a caravan up to the track and stayed there for a month until one night he heard what sounded like a herd of cattle galloping towards the caravan. He quickly pulled out his big spotlight and saw these four dynosaurs, their huge eyes blinking in the strong light. With his cat-herding skills he managed to get them into an isolated stockyard and phoned a Paleantologist friend Rodney. Turbo studied up on the eating habits of dynosaurs, and befriended them with treats, then walked them up to the secret location, built them shade huts, had drinking water connected and sewed a large area of lucerne where they would have lush feed all year round. The dynosaurs loved it and ...............
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Bass Strait plane missing 02/08/25
turboplanner replied to BurnieM's topic in Aircraft Incidents and Accidents
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......round and road. Eventually the tiger rolled on its side and Turbo tickled its tummy and they became good mates. Having trained the tiger, Turbo sooled it onto Cappy just for fine. The tiger let out a blood curdling road, which silenced the whole population of bone, and charged Cappy It was about to snap his head of when Turbo whistled and said "Here pussy and the tiger returned and rolled onto his back. "He was always good withg pussies!" said the old retired bone cat farm foreman sitting in front of the pub......but there was no one left to hear ........
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......he wasn't, but in the distance he saw a red shape on a hill, and he knew he'd have to follow up the blood trail, because Cappy never would, never could. For the first 20 minutes he was downwind of the tiger but as the wind started backing and veering things got a lot more dangerous, and sure enough he found himself facing a wounded tiger. Since these things could bite your head off and spit it out, woollen collars were no use so he decided to out-stare it. The Tiger.............
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......get him? "No" replied Turbo, "I was just sighting the 308; did you get him?" They lapsed into a comfortable silence; there was no rancour, because as old soldiers, they knew that some retraining was needed to get up to currency. Then Cappy saw a flash of red and "ppt" went his rifle and the leopard dropped in its tracks. "I thought it was TIGERS that were red murmured Turbo; aren's Leopards Yellow?" They crept forward ..........
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....warts, in fact surprisingly like Cappy in the late afternoon. The Ziga Zag snail trail along the footpath was also surprisingly similar. Turbo had also identified the GBM and OCL by its tracks. The off-forepaw had a gap where a toe had been shot off by a Queensland pig shooter. the QPS's were notorious for their bad aim; virtually none had tasted bacon cooked on a camp fire. This particular one though was not a GBM, but a genuine Khyber Pass Leopard, and a man eater. The communitty of bone had to be protected. Already three bone women, handing clothes on their clotheslines had been taken and the blood trails and drag marks indicated a lair in the south east part of the town. Cappy and Turbo immediately put aside their differences, and Turbo bough a 308 for himself, a pea rifle for Cappy and two heavy scarfs to protect their throats, should the leopard jump them from a tree. As they cautiosly proceeded down Herbert St, Turbo looking up into the trees and Cappy lo. oking under every shrub, all the doors closed, all the lights went out. Cappy ........
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......nearby rooftops. Caney had other ideas and quickly slipped out of his fingers and within five minutes was 17 houses away, having mated 17 times on the trip. He was approaching the RSL car park when.......
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....the Gymea Lily near the fromnt door. "It wasn't like this when I was here" a shocked bull thought. He Spun round just as a Jabiru 160 with the numbers scrubbed out and the loose undercarriage clacking like the 6:45 from Townsville (avref) scorched up Herbert St between the shops and called "Low Base" for the airport. bull was proud to be a Tasmanian that day and ......
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....with its claws. The result was a success with the GB<&OCL scurrying for the foreshore trees. Cappy's mind is playing tricks on him, probably due to the extended time he's been "off the chicks"; the objects he posted are in fact bridle frames for the draught horses that used to pull log wagons up on the Dorrigo. They fitted over the leather bridle and usually three bells were clipper on to the tops. (Cappy has shown them here upside down). In this way the bells on the team hauling the logs up warned the team coming down and the driver would pull the horses over into a lay-by. Todat the logs are hauled by Macks, there are no bells and the contractors usually push the uphill trucks over the side so they have to call in a recovery vehice with a winch and the downhill guys can get three more loads for the day. The cabs get damaged but the Macks look much the samme as new one so it doesn't matter. Now and again .........
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.............GBM&OCL which immediately changed direction, jumped the fence and headed for the Snauser................
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....shifted his position; it was too late to get away so he followed the advice of the Great Hunter, Jim Corbet and lay on his back to let the GBM&OCL walk over him like the Indian leopards are inclined to do, and at the right moment, snap his nuts off. This would have worked if the Snauzer hadn't, just at that mement............
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.........to a BNB up this very street where they were seen and Bon had to sit up all night signing autographs all night until one of them.........
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....people to come running from all directions of Bone (and there weren't too many directions up near FNQ). Charley Slattery was up on the hill trying to start his old three-stick B Model Mack. He'd given it eight rrrrrpppps! and he was now out of air so he pushed in the brake button and let her roll down the hill. Halfway down the hill old Mrs Welcome was sweeping palm fronds off the road and wondering what was going on down at Leichardt St; her little Snauzer was barking at the rustle of every frond; a drummer started belting out a ........
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......him on his way through the streets looking for refuge. Not many people know that apart from being the vegetable and fruit capital of Australia, trucking produce as far away as Perth (Try some of those Bruised Mangoes, OT) it has some beautiful gardens and trees. The YDTS snaked his way into a prolific garden and up a tree which overhung the footpath. We should explain to more recent NES members that Bone has a chip on it's shoulder because it just misses out on being part of the more romantic FNQ which starts at Cardwell. Nessers will remember that we brought you a sharp in-focus photo of the rarely seen Cardwell Snow Leopard some years ago. One of these was now sauntering along Leichardt St, with it's tail high in the air, looking for a chicken pen. The snake, which had got there first, had just seen the chickens below when ........
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That's north of Balranald and east of Mungo National Park, some desolate and rough country there.
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.....a Yellow Daintree Tree Snake, asleep in the middle of the road felt the vibrations .........
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.....seized components. Three days later the GR500 fell out of the tree while some Bone Council Parks & Gardens (BCPG) were ....... Turbo apologises for the mistake; he is recovering from a Tribunal Hearing which lasted seven months where he made history by making a Tribunal Member laugh, but it's been a gruelling time, and he's trying to stop himself from standing every time someone enters his latte shop.
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......hitting a bus travelling along Dalrymple St, then got out of control and landed on top of a Palm tree in Herbert St. Getting down was harder..............................
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.....began to think of Mavis and the old RSL at Bone. The more he thought, the more the wrinkles, warts and whiskers fell away and there was a young Mavis calling him down to the front beach (in her fog horn voice that had announced "No 22 Steak and Chips ready!!!" in the RSL.) and they would swim naked amongst the stingers and crocs, with half the town, woken by Mavis's call watching on. He thought about the night he took Mavis for a joyride in the GT500 [averf]. The GT 500 was a single seater, but they flew along under the verandah of the Grand View, pulling out just before that end wall in the beautiful style bull was to show in later life.............................
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........ choir boy dressed in a gown and .......
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....started to smack him in the teeth with his sandals. He belted them asunder and then he belted them asover, and they retreated with sore ases for a week. Everyone gave him a wide berth for a week, but bull walked in one day and ..........
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......bring your own knife. It wasn't long before the local area was buzzing with businesses, even extending to a Chinese guy at the end of the street having a Thruster parked on the grass with a sign saying "TWENTY MINUT FRIGHTS just $49.95!!!!!! Then someone decided they should name this precinct and ........................
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...improving the financial performance of the Motel with a sign and noting this was in a significant Jewish population put a sign on every motel; "ROOMS BY THE MINUTE". This .......
