.......talk of the DG Pub when he clean missed the red bunny, who walked in shortly after, glowering and ordering a bottle of Glenfiddoch which he proceeded to down a glass at a time as he told anyone who cared that someone had tried to shoot him.
"Well you look like a rabbit in that red gear", an old man who hadn't recognised him drawled, and Dan threw his glass at him, missing and collecting CT on the nose, which started to bleed profusely. CT threw a blood-soaked chair at Dan which bruised him on the coxic. Mrs Dan, waiting outside in the car listening to gaelic music, heard the noise and rushed in, belting the old man with a knock out blow. Skye, the barmaid who had arms as big as Dan's thighs belted Mrs Dan in the face, disfiguring her. Dan, with lightning speed dropped one on Skye, but Skye had been faster and had him securely by the nuts. "Do you kow who I am!!!!" screamed Dan, but CT chuckled and said "Brer Rabbit?"
At this stage the local Highway Patrol, standing in for Protective Services rolled in and started arresting people. Sergeant Doubtfire immediately sided with Skye after getting the secret signal. Constable Alastair Pritchard from Wangaratta recognised Dan and sided with him, switching off his body cam and wading into the old man and Skye, who nonchalantly grabbed his nuts with the other hand and started doing the stomp on the dance floor. Mrs Dan went for Sky'e eyes, an unprovoked assault, an an old woman from Craigieburn knocked her out with her gin bottle.
In the Court hearing afterwards Dan gave evidence that they'd just dropped in for a counter tea, had a great time listening to the band and enjoyed the meat pies. Mrs Dan complimented the hotel on the wonderful floral arrangements. But the old man laid charges and .........