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... became evident when bull realized that the CASA Keys were created and awarded by the same bloke that pulled bitcoin out of his clacker, so it is essential that big time internet, plenty of gigga-gigga bites are available to mine for them, and as Tasmania still only has steam powered dialup. bull was always going to struggle to ....... Important note - WA is a "dependency" while Tasmania is a "Depends-ency" where, due to age and the adverse effects on the bladder of the tea-tree-stained water, the population are more incontinent than incompetent.
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.... attend AUF Fly-Ins if they will ever be held again, to be a bonafide Sky-Pilot, and to .......
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..... "bonjour Le Pope mate, and congrats on getting the top gig. Je suis bull ze famous (see further explanationi below) sea captain from bone et Tazzy, and can you illuminate and elucidate me on what the F is the Holy See or is it the Holy Sea or the Holy C, mate?" Le Popa drew bull aside for a 2-hour private session, with lunch & a knees-up in his private apartment, and once all the hangers on had gone, he said "Will you endorse me publicly, monsieur Le bull, it would mean so much for moi an ze future of ze church, and will you also ..... Latin Explantioni - In Australien circles des Aviationi, bull suis even more famous than you, mate. Further Explanationi - bull was not planting trees, he was sowing oats and spreading his seeds ... even at his advanced age.
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..... protect the might of the great Australian Commonwealth. Our stout & dedicated colleague, bull, is one who knows the back-story to the decline of the lean Aussie bushman and his replacement by the fat and decrepit Aussie couch potato, and as one of the former, bull thanks that .....
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... your average Aussie is a lean & highly focussed bush man, and is not at all like those city folk who ... .
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..... his newly released 410 cartridges, cleverly named CT's Sand Shot (or CTsSS as the firearms industry soon designated them), and during an interview he said "I've seen that craze of people shooting flies using salt guns and well, we don't muck around (or any other 'uck around) up here at the confluence of the mightiest of Mextoria's 5 streams, so that when ......
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..... stopped the story line, like a Cessna on a golf course, before somebody receives a Wreck Flying enforced holiday. That didn't stop OT from jumping in though, and .....
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... he had an Axel Foley type confrontation with Serge and it all came unstuck when Turbo showed off his magnificent crop of grey chest hair and his astounding, yet cute, ......
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.... what did he notice in the bunker. More f'n sand, and he'd just got back from a weekend with Rose Porteus or whatever she is called now, and had just excavated half a ton of theirs out of his Crack. The bunker also housed a ....
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.... the exit hole near the end of what, during one of their numerous trysts, Mavis had referred to as his .....
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..... I shot him in the date. We used to say that I shot him in the freckle, but the DEI team embedded in our commando unit (some of whom take going commando very seriously) said that to use the term "date" is culturally more relevant to the locals, and much more preferable than to talk about hundreds and thousands on a lump of stale chocolate, even if Turbo's looked more like that around where the bullet went in, not to mention the ....
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"...... Wow Cappy, that's a big'n". "Why thank you CT, but are your referring to my now dead but new Gnu, or the boastful yet rusty and still impressive section of Turbo's exoskeleton that I keep down my ......
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This exoskeleton was fitted to Turbo after I shot him in the date while up the Khyber. (Don't ask him to show you the scar, that's my tip). Exoskeletons were a special activity of the Raj back then, a bit like how derigeur is gain of function research these days.
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Here, dear NESers, is my most prized possession. It is the original 3D scan that I did of Turbo in preparation for dressing Arny up for his little movie. Turbo has always had beautiful eyes.
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....except for the poo stains on the rocks. Hal, in particular, was a ....
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....which reminds Cappy to tell NESers about the little known fact that Turbo is an ex Terminator, who was the inspiration for Arnold's character, although Arny made him much more friendly in the movie. Turbo also had 2 sidekicks in real life. Their names were Hal and Al, so this is all quite a coincidence, that .....
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..... and CT had a quandery about how to kill foxes and cottontails the halal certified way, after he didn't need or want word getting back to OZ, and a Moozy protest at DG International at their ......
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..... blabbed in the article that he wrote as a tryptic for the Women's Weekly, the Readers Digest and for the Heavy Haulage Monthly magazine, where the ever loyal Turbo argued that ....
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.... they might have hit it once via a ricochet, then issued a press release that....
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I support the Singular Root completely on this.
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..... long grey ....
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Oh, I knooowww Onesie, I knooowww. Aren't they terrible? Something has to be done, and as one of the most active and conservative of this site's Moderratti, rest assured that I will get it sorted. Those slack "contributors" will feel like the Houthi Rebels while having their Easter baked dinner, when about 1500 missions were about to be flown (avref) against them.
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...... they opened a few boxes in the back of the Herc and realised the dodgy quality of the vehicle spares and the cheap food, all of which were one day off their expiry date ..... including the oysters. And there was sand in all of the boxes, so the RSM was called to the office beside the dunny in the Herc, to .......
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Will all NESers please be patient over the coming days, as Don called and has asked Turdy and I to head over and sort out the India vs Pakistan stoush, due to our experience up the Khyber. It will be a pleasure to be in the centre of world events again, and/or operating behind the lines with my great mate again .... where we have always been allocated the code "Walrus Team 6".
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....led to the intermsrriage between the Turbine and Planner clans, who had previously been like the Hadfields and McCoys, except that they used rayguns (not the Olympics Raygun, who used everyone around her). So once Bodecia Turbine married Dolf Planner they began to begat, and kept begatting until the Wookies Came home). Turbs therefore has one of those poser ostentatious hyphenated family names which he was too embarrassed to .....
