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  1. ..... well known and often denigrated Blue Oyster Bar in Baylis St Wagga Wagga, with his friend (NTTIAWWT) Ahlocks, and .....
  2. .... Romsey was experiencing what many do on Wreck Flying when they read the often lengthy and detailed posts by ......
  3. .... because he had also asked it, he .....
  4. ...... now, Wheels magazine (a division of Turbine Publications) lists 75 pages of Chinese vehicles that are all identical, except for those more budget versions with cat prints like dimples on a gold ball, and many of which experience thermal runaways before they leave the factory or while waiting at the docks. "If not caught fire by then, they can be certifamacated as safe under our CHINCAP Safety Rating System." said the head of the Chinese Thermal Runaway Institute (the CTRI), who also heads the Panel Thickness Cat Testing Directorate (the PTCTD). "But what about the ship that is burning in the Nth Pacific?" asked a diligent & probing ABC reporter. (NB that those 5 words have never before been used together in this way). "That nothing to do with us. That was caused by the 3000 panel testing cats that accompanied the 3000 EVs, this excellent Chinese quality control where every buyer received a test cat to check the panels or to eat, and the fact that some of those scalded moggies are being processed back thru the Woohan Wet Market also has nothing to do with us." "But what about the ......
  5. ...... Thanks for that Turbs as I know the Bombay Raffles better that the ones in Mumbai or in Gujerat, as I had a short term but turbulent fling with one of the Sarkie black sheep daughters, after which, is when I wrote that addendum that doubled the size of the original Kama Sutra.
  6. ..... kill off the reputations of all the old pommy brands, most of which had already trashed their own reputations, such that all the world car market had left were fourty 3 letter identical brands from China that nobody recognized, so that .....
  7. So as to aid NES accuracy & specificity, Dear Turbo, are you referring to the Raffles Hotel in Mumbai or the other one in Bombay?
  8. ..... with intent to clean OT's clock via a repeat of his antecedent's Fitzroy Gardens "Guesthouse Play" (as it has officially become known, and as taught in all MBA courses in the western hemisphere). In this case, Captain Cook was to open a new business titled "CC's Scrap Yard", when he realised that the whole of WA was one big waste dump and that his efforts would be .....
  9. ..... so that he can cut these treasured national monuments, and grave sites, up into 25 X 50 mm pieces and sell the bits to Chinese tourists, and Palestinian immigrants, as .....
  10. .... like they were all stored in Fort Knox, because as we have discussed previously in this Story, Onesie is a Kurdaitcha Man and right at the top of the Kurdaitcha pecking order/totem pole. (And not just the poxy WA pole either, but OT has actually knocked off Noel Peirson and Eddie Marbo in the National stakes). Part of OT's elevation to Kurdaitcha folk law is that he is pigeon toed and when he walks around in his Kurdaitcha slippers it looks like the tracks of the famous but deadly Killer Rainbow Duck (KRD), so the Noongar want none of that caper, eh, and it's certainly not worth risking grief from the KRD for knocking off the governor from the engine of a D6, so they ...... A very rare photo of OT, signing autographs outside the boxing tent at the Southern Cross Show. A postmodern representation of the Killer Rainbow Duck that gave the Rainbow Serpent so much grief during their stoush for control during the REM Time.
  11. .... any pub or bordello, and the common folk would yell "Is that Lang Hancock, or Onesie the famous aviator (avref), and WTF is he doing in .....
  12. ..... Onesie is the owner and publisher of the WA Women's Monthly, the WA Heavy Equipment Digest, and the wildly popular bi-weekly Doing Creative Stuff With Sand. OT therefore has more power that just one poxy FTA TV network, plus the OT is much loved and supported by the common folk of the Western Province, so that he only .....
  13. ..... resume ....., although every suggested edit will be made using a quill held in Grammy's shaking hand & gazed on by eyesight that is RS and therefore highly .....
  14. ..... Turbo's grandma turned up in all her toothless, gravity ravaged, deaf, bow legged, yet still cheerful and vibrant self (you can certainly see the direct lineage between Turdy and his "Grammy" [She had been a vivacious entertainer, yet a bit loose with her favours (again, similar to Turdboy} for quite some years and the Grammy Award was therefore named after her]). Turdy's Grammy walked straight over to the judge and laid a tonguey on him, in such a manner that the prize orders were immediately established and he became quite visually excited, if you know what I mean. "I've still got it, little Turdfeatures (her pet name for her favourite grandson)", she said and she then ......
  15. ..... when he saw that the outline of the body had been undertaken using fresh cow pat when squeezed out of EPs mum's cake piping device, which had ...... The cake piping device looked like these, prior to being filled below the bull's tail (but not our bull's). Note the swirls that can be achieved when used deftly.
  16. This type of smut must stop immediately. Where are the Moderratti when you need them?
  17. .... really giving everyone the pats, so they .....
  18. ...... E Paulette, who had just had a valuable lesson in the problem with one-piece flight suits, when you have to get them off in a hurry, because there is a goods train on the siding. "Hey, EP" said one dag (pooref) "I note that you have tried to give them an emergency tub after you filled them like a water balloon, but there is still a big piece on your left epaulette, so does that now make you a craptain (jokeref)? And the right one is ......
  19. .... so that the slots no longer align with the slits in the depositor's .....
  20. ..... uffling along with their legs together and cheeks clenched, trying to just make it as far as the .....
  21. ..... professionally prepared notes as a delegate of the U&LMSFA, where he was very effective in making the points about the consequences for non-Murray (Upper nor Lower) (Scout nor non-Scout) (Flyer or non-Flyer [avref x 2]) members, who had had enough of the .......
  22. ..... be manifest through his physical actions, and his .....
  23. .... of those bull-like "come-to-bed" eyes, that were really saying .....
  24. .... an Aircraft Spruce clip board embroidered with "Cessnas Rule", and fitted with an Ipad Pro, all strapped to his leg ......
  25. Given the lack of response from the regular NES contributors, Crappy can only assume that this may be a bit close to home, and they may have a tattooed love-heart similarly located. Oh well, don't knock it if you haven't tried it, I guess.
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