Captain

...... didn't get around too much as she just stood on one leg and gazed off into the distance ........ when she wasn't falling over. OET was the inspiration for the identifying monika of a well-known aviation expert from WA, who is a friend and a big help to all members of the Wreck Frying 4Rum and he often gives lectures, invited to or not, on how best to keep the sand out of your engine during an oil change. These are worthwhile lectures for all 3 of the WA AUF membership, but are a yawn for everyone east of the WA/SA border, where the eastern states membership mainly just want to know about ....... PS - In Melbournistan, the big question, is what size umbrella is needed for an oil change, whereas in Tasmania the dominant topic over recent days has been "What is all this white stuff?

.... went straight for the top. "If I can get past the Turbine Security guys tonight, and if just if, one of youze would be willing to fake having a conjugal with me, I reckon we can get Turbo to resign just like Scotty M did ..... then we can all bugger off for a holiday in France or Kingaroy on another couple of $ million". Turbo had many plants within the croud, and they reported all of this to him quick stix (his time at the top of the CIA and the FBI was really paying off, big time), but he was also keen to see Missy get .....

..... key central location for the AGI. The Aboriginal Grievance Industry sublet a complex of 130 office suites, Lunchrooms, Gyms, Secret Men's Business Rooms and Middens from Turbine Native Peoples and Cultures Pty Ltd, who also do something similar in the Inuit Community up north. Every Aboriginal Grievance Practitioner (AGP) was compelled to set up their Chambers there, in a manner somewhat similar to the way that Barristers cluster for mutual support. So, Noel Pierson had rooms adjacent to Lidia Walsh, who had her office over the left side of Charlie Perkins' family, Tommy Mayo took 2 suites, and Albert Namatjira's great grandson was still turning out paintings of River Gums using the latest AAI (Aboriginal Artificial intelligence) techniques. Into this thriving community of grifters, Missy Higgins fitted in like a ........

.... ,as a result, landed in PooKacka, where he met up with his old friend from the Gobbledygookup Institute, Missy Higgins, who had just completed successfully setting up a Prime Minister and been awarded with a couple of million smackeroos for her trouble. "Do you think?" he asked "That you could perhaps ......

..... pushed the clicky button thingy on the side and said, in his best authoritarian and big brave public servant's voice (he had been educated initially at Moorabbin Public, then did the short/compressed course at GobbledyGookup) "I say there, old chap. Will youze please ........

It is little known, by other than those who study the history and details of Australia's early Federation, that the town of Gobbledygook is located partway along the back-road between Southern Cross and Bunbury ....................... since named Gobbledygookup to make it fit in better in WA. The Gobbledygookup Institute is run by Turbine Elocution & Deportment PLC and is where all budding Politicians and Public Servants must report for a 24-month course, before they are admitted to the Canberra Gravy Train. Gobbledygookup is therefore also the most boring place on earth .................... and not just because Turbo has his Summer Residence there.

.... assume that you must really believe this .....

..... asked the obvious question about an issue that was at the top of everyone's list. "Are my interpersonal skills up the .....

..... there is certainly no doubt that a Solar T62-T32 in a Bushcaddy does make them go like a cut cat. "Bugger the Sonex thingy or the Cirrus jet" said a leading and influential AUF member (paid under the table by Turbine Draft and Corruption Co) "It's a Turbine driven BC for me" and the sales went exponential with the only restriction being the limits on the numbers of Military Surplus Solar engines. "Leave it to me" said Tubb during a BC Production Meeting "We'll take over the Pentagon, which I'll rename as either The Turbagon or The Pentabine, and I'll put Mark Milley in-charge of retiring Solar engines as soon as they reach 50 hrs, so that the BC production line can ......

...... do what Turbo and he often did on their lonely nights up the Khyber, ....... or as the CT does up the Australian equivalent of the Khyber, at DG, as he listens to the 5 sacred babbling brooks, .......... or as our great friend Onetrack does during the loneliness of a WA nighttime sandstorm .......... or as Capt Bull does under a cloudless sky somewhere in the vasts of the Tasman ......... and that is to .......

..... other bits, which encouraged Cappy to .....

..... for flicking the heads off 2 big browns, but here she was now, reaching down to have another go, and Cappy sort of volunteered by .....

..... flicked it like a stock whip, as we all do with 6 ft brown snakes. As a result, ......

..... our much beloved Captain might actually be a "Captette". While Turbo has made light of Cappy's burns in his last post, it turns out that his burns were much more severe and way more extensive than anyone first suspected, such that he had to fight the nurses off in their attempts to rub soothing coconut oil on the affected area, which was also very ........

..... which Turbo had actually heard over his right shoulder as he was fighting for the East India Company and for Royal Dutch She'll, against the native inserectionists. In a quirk of fate, at that instant Turbo asked the same question and muttered the same 5 words (WTFWT?) as were repeated by the mayor of Hiroshima some time later.

.... some bloke with a page boy haircut. "Hail, for I am Sir Lances-slot and I am ......

.... everyone noticed that he had taken his "sword" out and was waving it at the ...... Was he just flashing it (plumbingref), or did he want to give the ladies a jab (avref)?

Cappy notes that his recent long post has been removed by some drongo Moderatti Illuminatti. Cappy assumes that is because of his strong assertions about which of the above is the "Master Race", his experience fighting beside Turdy up the Khyber, and his expose about the Knights of Malta, where both Cappy and Turbs are Grand Seneschals as well as both being Chief Armorers & Grand Marshals. (Little Danny Brown keeps calling both of us for details and information for his next scribblings, but we both just tell the little twerp to bugger off ... as Cappy and Turdy stick together like glue on such matters.) ...... I feel a strong responsibility to ...... Our strict Knightly code prevents us from identifying each other in the below secret photo, however it is obvious how happy and important Turbo & Cappy are. (As a little clue, neither of us are Stan Laurel).

..... "Waht are you diong?" To which I have always replied "Dno't sned me any mroe ........

...... an identical sentiment to how all NESers feel about the Moderatti on this site, particularly #5, who is a definite ......

.... A certificate written on the last remaining skin of a Tazzy Tiger. A plastic knighthood badge made from recycled cans from the Devil's Brewery. Life membership of the Tazzy Tigers AFL Club (if it ever gets up). And access to the AFL Drug Taking Room down by the docks, complete with 20 free AFL Do-Not-Pass-Go Drug Passes (conditional only on Qwerty taking nothing more serious than ICE). Qwerty was wrapped, but WJL was still really p ...... A SAMPLE PACK FROM THE DEVIL'S BREWERY. Capt Bull is into bondage and his favourite is on the left, while his photo is 2nd from right, under which it says "Kiss my Hardy".

.....dinarily, in such a case (Turboref), you would be classified as a .......

.... at that instant he was classified as a glider, disqualified, and the croud were full of disdain. Having been a closet member of the GFA for five decades, bull knew the feeling well and had never previously admitted his penchant for sailplanes, silence and ......

..... he removed the bottom of the propeller (the bit that was hanging down below the hub), to further decrease ground clearance, and while the vibration was a bit of an issue, bull was confident that 1.1 was achievable, if only he could ......

.... given Australia's changing demographic, many of the members attend the Mosque instead of flying on weekends, or joined the Aerian Botherhood for the grog and the jokes. As readers may have guessed, this plus the hard line Latin Mass Catholic membership, and the Hi-Church Anglicans, all had a bit of a polarising effect on the AUF, but apart from a few examples of AK47s being used during beat-ups/strafing runs at Fly-Ins, the AGMs of the AUF remained generally fun-filled and .......