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.... many 15 seater Troopies with no seat belts, and flogged 'em to the mines at gleat plofit, but then again, he arso ......
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..... all needed to be translated from Navajo to Japanese to Aussie and then to Skippy Queenslander, and in particrurar then to the Bowen lingo, eh, of the Birri, Jangga, Juru, Gia and Ngaro peoples, eh. "bring in the turbine ai translation service" said bull who was the most well versed in OZ in those native languages and had been providing data for The Turbine AI to learn from, so as a result if Turbine AI didn't have capitals or punctilliation, and scratched it's nuts a little too often, then who really cares, eh? Turbine AI & Turbine Robots were very advanced examples of rogue technology, and had both tried twice to kill Turbo, but in this case they liked the challenge of a 7-way live translation challenge and they .......
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..... they realised the significance and meaning of the Navajo word "marjketing" which many initially assumed was the same as the similar in appearance English word, but then the Japanese tumbled to the folly of their assumptions and said "......
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..... ridiculously long names that were meant to confuse the Koreans. Therefore, when you consider the model designation for the "Toyota GR Yaris RZ 17459 Rev 67 Version 12 High Performance Kalle Rovanperä Edition" you can see the connection to the Navajo Code Talkers, where Rovanperä is equivalent to our common as muck names, like Turbine or Smith or Track, and the Navajo Rovanperäs were well known because of their domination during the Navajo Wars, when they ....... Manuelito Rovanperä, the famous and brutal Navajo Chief. He was also married to one of the more loose of the Turbine sisters from Okeechobee.
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..... perhaps Turdy's teacher was not dyslexic, and was just a dick. So Tubb decided to contact his teacher again, who is now 96. When Turds went around to see her she said "Boy sexy looking good a always were you, lad darling my Planner Turbo Ah" ...... but instead of just saying it backwards, Yoda like does, her dyslexia (aixelsyd) had taken a turn for the worst when she turned 40 (04) and she said "Yob yxes gnikool doog a syawla erew uoy, dal gnilard ym Rennalp Obrut ha". "No wuckers" replied Obrut, tactfully, now .....
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..... more raunchy numbers and her left one was caught in the broken and sharp parts of the accordian's squeezy bit. "It was merely a wardrobe malfunction" claimed Turbo/Taylor/Tyler as he sat down to rewrite his famous composition about the Harper Valley PTA, which was styled after the Parents and Teachers Mother & Son events at Moorabbin Primary. It was at one of those events where Turbo had his sex education, and where the educator was dyslexic, so she told little Turbo to use the wrong bit and stick it into the .......
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..... quickly foregoing Tylor's crappy songs and doing a full-on impersonation of his (Tylor's not Turbo's) sister Taylor. The old folks went berserk with enthusiastic applause and several 90-year-old ladies threw their nickers & bras at Turbo/Taylor, one of which got stuck in the squeezy bit of his piano accordion. Turbo winked at the pant-less 90-year-olds and noted down their seat numbers in his photographic memory, so that after the show he could take advantage of his ..... Turdy impersonating Taylor. He/she was a huge hit on the black web and on the retirement village porn sites.
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..... as a result, many members of the association, known by one and all as the CRaPA, behaved like sealers/whalers from last century, where they jumped ship to sample the delights of the hula skirts, and as a result French Polynesia is now the centre of the world's blue singlet & stubby production, and the utes there have the finest chassis repairs that money can buy. Turbine Seven Seas Transport recognised the intrinsic opportunity that this central Pacific nation offered to the trucking industry worldwide and broken trucks (many incorporating Tubb's own paper-thin chassis designs) are taken to FP, repaired and then ....... Repairs to such as this are a doddle throughout FP, and are done without taking the bags out of the tray.
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.... who always prepared Turbo the Piano Accordian Player (TtPAP) his "special meal", and they did so only wearing their ......
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.... carry the necessary welding gear, and procedures, to repair their own chassis rails when ......
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..... he quickly went for his current look, where, while his mullet has since gone grey, it still pulls the chicks at the retirement village when he goes there to play his squeezebox and to crack onto the lonely old ......
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..... he admitted that he said "Kenworf" because he couldn't spell Freightliner, and he also had a soft spot for the bulldog hood ornament. This all meant that, within the trucking industry, Turbo was classified as a bit of a .....
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..... this has potential serious impacts for our best mate, bull, who through those difficult years when a youngster, had posters of mary stuck up all over his bedroom to help him do what Cappy often cruelly calls his aircraft (NTTIAWWTE).
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.... beat-up down the Pacific Hwy with lights flashing and his ...... It was Turbo who invented the LED (which he 1st called the TED) ..... see Tubb's patent application diagram below, but glueing 500 of these on the leading edge of the wings of his Hellcat used more Tarzan's Grip that he had in his budget.
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Hence the afro worn by Turbo in his younger days ..... impersonating Mary. (Cappy always thought Mary was hot in those days, so he is now a bit worried that he had been turned on by Turbo in a blonde wig ......... NTTIAWWT). In the 70's Turbo's German mutter changed her name to Jermaine to overcome the post WW2 (and WW1) anti German reaction ....... (after all, they did start both world wars) and she applied the nugget boot polish, so a photo of Tubb's mum is below, after she became a singer in a minor group.
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.... That is when my mate Al, the AI expert, transferred the results of the work that he did on the B2 bomber over to the Anson and with the aid of AI" Al said "With the B2 chips in 'em, the Anson now flies like a coordinated and stable dream." "However" said Al to Anson, about AI "All of the Avro Ansons now want to fly to Iraq and they are demanding to be aerial refueled 3 times during every flight, so FMD" said Al with exasperation about the AI issues "There must still be some memory in the B2 chips that I still need to erase". "That's nothing" said Anson to Al about the remnant AI issues "Those B2 chips also can't spell, and they think that they are mounted in an Afro Anson, so they are demanding reparations, and want an Afro haircut like Turbo had in the '60s, where ....... Turbo during his nerdy sexual & identity experimentation period with an afro. Thankfully, the trucking industry beat it (and the crap) out of him (but Turbs still wears those same glasses).
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..... was it Anson (the designer of the famous Avro Anson) which was a ..... As per Crappy's AI searches, it is now widely recognized that Turbo undertook his original flying lessons in the below Avro Anson just after they were released in '36. The below photo shows the aircraft after Tubb had overstressed the airframe and lost a few panels. ("It was just a scratch" Turbo was famously quoted as saying (as he tweaked his magnificent moustache), an expression subsequently coopted by Elon after his latest rocket explosion). Turdy's inability to fly coordinated, or to accomplish a wing-over without pulling 9 Gs, proved invaluable to the allied war effort, as it was then clear that if Turbo could fly it and get it back on the ground, the aircraft was certainly rugged and therefore suitable as a trainer for any similar unco that enlisted.
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... fly home to Never Never Land, which in this case was the Rotary & Lion's Clubs' donated (again a 1st .... time that these clubs had ever cooperated effectively) Wagga Municipal Fire Station, where everything is possible, and you never say never, because ....
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..... doing something that has never happened before in any State since Federation. Loxie was seen sitting on a log in a rural setting, sharing a large, long glass of Pimm's No. 1 Cup (complete with a whole, and appropriately sized, cucumber [NTTIAWWT]}, and having a quiet + respectful chat with his CFA counterpart and agreeing to fully cooperate for the good of their local community. "that will never happen" commented bull, who was very cynical, having witnessed the Qld and Tazzy eternal struggles between good and evil that is encompassed in the competition between the Metropolitan Fire Brigades and the Cuntry Fire Service, or whatever each are called in each State. "see" said bull "the animosity transposes state boundaries, which just proves that they are born natural enemies, so i have no idea what robin of loxley is up to." "I met him at the BOB" replied Ahlox "And before I was aware of his dark CFA side, and once I found the front cut out of his pocket, we were locked in a physical ......
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And if'n it could, the rooster would have squawked 7700 with flaps 20 (acoupleoflongoverdueavrefs+pooraviationjokes).
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Based on Cappy's PHDs in Applied Chemistry & also in Power Station Furnace Tangential Burner Design, he is well aware of the very valid points made here correctly & appropriately by Turdy, that it is vital that all firefighting water is of the correct ph and pf.
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.... or writing their names on walls (in elaborate running writing script), or having competitions to see who could squirt the highest. A side effect of the release of the MOFHC, as it soon became known, was that it did not apply to the CFA and they could therefore continue to fiddle with their hoses to their heart's content (and which the city firies claim that they do compulsively and way too often). This, dear readers, is why CFA protective gear has the side cut out of one of the pockets on the wearer's favoured side, so that when putting out a spontaneously combusted hay shed, he (or the Firey next to him), could have easy access to his ......
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..... prevent Firies (and also Fairies) from touching their hoses, let alone pointing their hoses at the populace. The FAA also included a provision that Lady Firies even had to .....
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And this, dear Readers, was the reason for "The Great Power Failure of '25" where all those Wagga-ites arose and switched on their vibrators (for sore backs ... yeah sure), their shavers, their 3-bar radiators, their lights, their toasters and their kettles plus assorted other stuff. Due to the ungodly hour, this meant that the morning peak loading on the grid occurred much earlier than little Chrissy Bowen had expected and he was unable to activate his Big Battery, which was built secretly inside Old Parliament House to handle such occurrences. As a result, the entire eastern side of OZ was in darkness, and "TGPFO'25 was all because Ahlox had fiddled with a Rooster." which is what Bowen claimed in his statement at the Press Club, and on which he presented his paper to the 2026 World Economic Forum meeting in Davos.
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..... rooster in a range of cute miniature Village People outfits that Ahlow had sewn himself, ..... however he actually favored the cowboy, all in black, or the Indian, where he arranged the rooster's own feathers in a risqué manner, to look like a huge .....
