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..... postscript after the Peak Hill became the Peak Quarry and subsequently the Peak Big Pit. This newfound mining wealth turned Peak Hill into the outback equivalent of Peppermint Grove and this meant a lot to the Doc and his Dingo, which with typical medical black humor, he named Az ......

.... one of the Cook family teaching dynasties that .....

..... although it is recognised that these words are essential & relevant whenever the gas actually needs to be lit, or one needs to transition from slumber, however the use of such words during a dissertation on the merits of the female form in aviation and their suitability to actually be in charge of anything mechanical, other than a dishwasher, was a .......

..... all derived from Alan Incognito (AI), who many of us suspect is connected to Turbine Robotics. Soon everyone started to use AI, even for 5 minute presentations at Rotary, or at the local Aero Club, with many styling their weekly piss-up as AI @ the AC, and dear old Al was run off his feet preparing ......

..... he was found wanting when he joined Wreck Flying and pretended to know & comment on everything about Incidents and Accidents + the history of Aviation Legislation back to 1740, but that was ........

..... he took over the market garden + 6 more, expanded the store into 20 adjoining suburbs, and flicked the Prefect in preference for a new Customline, then he would .....

...... some much needed shopping space at Woolies and Coles, and that ......

..... loop the proverbial C-150 loop, then add a Dutch roll and a French croissant, before I ...... For those thousands of readers who are not yet real pilots, below indicates a Dutch Roll. The French Croissant diagram will follow. PS .... You do not always have to land on runway 08 ............. and the phuging phugoid oscillation can be a deadset pain in the arse too.

Sorry Onesie, but Turbine Pharmaceuticals, which just offer salt tablets (without much salt) rebadged as penicillin or whatever is needed, don't have much to suit bones penetrating skin.

..... felt himself to be a REAL pilot again, .......... then felt himself again, and .....

..... "She didn't die, but she is severely incapacitated, so can you .....

..... when a particularly attractive and voluptuous young nurse asked Cappy "Which takes like more skill, darling, to fly like uncoordinated or to have that like little ball thingy just sitting, like boringly, down the bottom like that?" "It is the former, my dear" he replied with extreme modesty. "Wow Cappy. You are like really just an older, cooler (yet also wayyy like hotter) and taller, Tom Cruise in Top Gun, or is it Tom Hanks in like ......

As is increasingly the case these days, although I do accept that he is often overloaded running the Turbine conglomerate + via his required constant and essential interaction with governments worldwide, NES contributors need to explain stuff to Turdy, so here is another example. To "oggle", or sometimes spelt correctly as "ogle", means to "eye amorously or provocatively". And from his considerable personal experience, a number of nurses really love it.

"Have the visitors left yet Matron, as they appear to have eaten most of my grapes again?" said Cappy as he was being wheeled down to spend the day with Turbo, for them both to be propped up in front of the TV, to oggle the nurses, and to occasionally be permitted to use the internet.

..... Cat Farm Complex (the TCCC) where he has, for decades, been cooking up cat-meat cookies infused with wacky tobacco ...... a culinary adventure that Cappy had originally opposed when it was first raised at board level, but then .....

...... Eva Braun's grandma and the Kaiser's missus, who were hanging off his arm (as the ladies always do with Turbo) and begging for a .......

..... 26 years, and this caused a big problem as all of the publicity had already been printed, based on it being another "30 Years War" .... or in German .... a "Dreisch Jahren Scheisenstaushen". "Ziss is nein gut" said ze Kaiser when he called up Turbo's great grandy "As zis is just going to be a pizzy little 4 years war and I promised ze Rockerfeller'n zat I could deliver a good dreisich jahen bunn'n-fight'n and that would enable you und ze ...... TURBO'S MUCH-LOVED GRANDFATHER (USING THE WELL-KNOWN TURBINE FAMILY TEAPOT STANCE), ASKING THE BLOKE WHY HE HAS A MODEL OF A THRUSTER ON HIS HELMET ........ HENCE TURBO'S FIXATION WITH THEM.

..... because the points on their helmets were affected by the transit of the latest sunspot activity and had also buggered up the early German version of WW1 GPS, such that ..... The Germans in WW1 were about to announce that they had invented SchtarenLinken, but they were then made aware that the Aussie aboriginals were claiming that, in an effort led by Widbinjajakri spirit totem, the Rainbow Muskstick. ZE KAUSEN VON ZE TROUBLEN MIT ZE GEEPEEESSEN UND ZE SCHTAREN LINKEN. it turns out that there is a 3,750 dB gain ground (hardbrownbitavref) plane (avref) antenna in the pointy bit.

PS - The previously secret TOS Club, as now exposed so viciously by Turbo, had always been known amongst the pommy general public as "Tossers". Sent from my mobile device

Or what those sand-monkeys did to the poor wolf in Wolf Creek". .... always included their military ranks, and there must be more Captains and Majors in Wreck Flying than were ever promoted since the Boer War. Group Captain Speer commented "They only became known as Pussy Moths, because those of us that flew them against those jolly Germans got lots of ......

This post by the UniRoot (onlyeverhadoneref) is vicious and shows how good & worthy, but chip-on-the-shoulder, WA mates can turn on easterners without warning, such that Crappy feels like the NES no longer offers a safe space in which he can hide from his numerous enemies. Just say'n.

.... the working classes wondered whether they had died and gone to heaven, all except for the .....

..... looked at Russ Hinze & his mate Turbo, for guidance, about which they said ....

..... adored him and when he would start to say "Well, don't you, don't you ...." she immediately would ..... touch it, and this became a problem for .....

..... , when they returned from the Crusade, everyone was keen to hear stories of derring-do, as they had all read Danny Brown's book ..... but it turned out that this Crusade just went down to Charters Towers to attack the Masonic Lodge and to imbibe at the Workies Club and ....