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... snag on a baby as he tried to harden the stick in the fire as Uncle Warren had shown him as a kiddie. The Cook family had long believed in toughening up their nippers by emersing them in native cultures and this is why ........

..... issued a statement that said "After he flew under it a few times he got bored and "did a CT" by flying through the spans while the Southern Aurora was coming along, and while that was highly illegal, I found it to be a turn-on when he then went downstream to the Hampton Bridge and flew sideways, knife-edge style, through the spans, then through the oval holes in the supports. The croud went berserk yet Cappy remained his usual modest and unassuming self, when he ..... The Hampton Bridge after the adoring crowd had disbursed.

.... that deserve to be celebrated, like .....

...... the hangar whenever the Cessna owner wants to feel the wind in their hair and to have their scarf a-flap'n. This fact, as recently exposed by Turbo in his previous post is a sad one, and is the reason why Cessnas have appeared so often in the mainstream media's crash reports. "This discovery by Turbo is a biggie and could get him the AO after which is hankers, as the issue is similar in principle to the door plug falling out of the Alaska Airlines Boeing recently. All Cessna aircraft worldwide are therefore grounded as a result, until all of their cabs can be permanently afixed and all owners are retrained so as not to "take their cab off" as Turbo so succinctly stated it." said the boss cocky of CASA. "But what will we write about in future?" cried the reporters of the MSM, who had all previously added the word Cessna into their ......

This shows the extent of the problem and could be your next biennial CFI. This is not Turbo as he does not have blue braces ....... and I don't think it is Squealer either.

...... parliamentary pants height controls ........ as low pants or off-pants is not the major issue, because there are more than a few members in the Harry high-pants category. As we all know from having to deal with their posts, there are also some Harry-High-Pants that have also infiltrated Wreck Flying. "I agree" said Penny Wong "This new high-pants fad is a problem for somebody who is 4' 6" tall and I am sick and tired of ......

Will Onesie and bull please contact me to discuss what we are going to do about the Squealer, whoever he/she or it may be. This poster, under the name of the Squealer has been an issue since post #2 of the NES and I look forward to hearing your thoughts.

..... this all proves that dark forces are at work, which is a bit of a worry when you are already relying on several forces, including friction, drag (avref & childhoodeducatorref & gayref), plus lift (avref & elevatorref) to keep from .....

.... that he had been affected by the same fall-down-cult (FDC) that had thrown Dan down the stairs, and by coming after Barnaby they demonstrated that they were indiscriminate/a-political as to affiliation and similarly as to stairs vs flat. Given that both Danny and Barnaby were damaged as a result, this force was ....

..... The NES to be shut down after being classified as an extreme right-wing terrorist organisation, and Wreck Flying to be exposed as a part of the ISIS Aviation Network, partly membered up by the Aussie Pensioner's Action Party (the much-feared APAP) and controlled, at least in part, by the Turbine Muslim Infiltration Network (the TMIN) (musref). The members of Wreck Flying voted as one, to ......

..... simply are just not as much fun as their trickster colleagues at the Tax Office, or those wags down at the Canberra Morgue. As a result, the words "joke", "fun", "humour ", "pathos", and "double entendre" have been classified as misinformation and extreme right-wing under the new legislation, which caused .....

.... and that, dear readers, is the problem of the AUF, encapsulated in one post. The instruction in some idiotic handbook, or other, says land along the long skinny bit, but the CT immediately opts to land on the short wide bit. This fun side of the AUF is, for some strange reason, something that CASA are having a bit of trouble accepting, and they .....

Cappy understands that there is still animosity about this rule being forced on AUF members, so just to be helpful to those NESers that are still having trouble with it, below are 2 photos of what a runway looks like when correctly oriented (asianavref) down the long bit. PS - Tip for StewedAnts - You don't always have to use 30 right if your airport doesn't have one, just take-off or land-on down the long bit .... At the moment, choice of wind direction is optional although the AUF is expected to say something about that in 2025. (Tip - It adds adventure and derring-do, + demonstrates refined piloting skills, to occasionally take-off and land-on with-the-wind when it is above 15 knots gusting 30.) Turbo modelling the latest AUF merch down another runway. As you can see, he can be unnecessarily petulant at times like this.

.... it eventually became essential, a rule even, to take-off (avref) and to take-on (avref) by using the long & skinny dimension of the runway (avref) (modelingref), and .....

..... decision to adopt a wild, extravagant and drug/booze fueled late life experimental lifestyle that would make Bob Marley blush. This meant that his membership od the AUF was at .....

.... he had to meet with his Union Controllers (UC's) to get his policy directions ...... and after the photo session he hadn't yet had time to put the hardware back into all his piercings. Albo carries enough SS in his piercings to set off airport (avref) metal detectors at 100 yards (91.435 metres), hence why he takes the company jet (avref) all the time, in order to by-pass security. As can be seen in many photos, the blonde lass that accompanies him always carries 2 litres of peroxide to treat each piercing if it goes manky, and that happens fairly often, given that Albo frequents lots of ...... AN EARLY PHOTO OF THE PEIRCINGS IN JUST ONE OF HIS EARS. THERE ARE MANY MORE NOW, YES EVEN THERE. AS IS OBVIOUS, THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN WHEN HE ALSO HAD HIS HAIR DOWN PAST HIS SHOULDERS .... BEFORE GOING WITH HIS DREADLOCKS (A LOOK THAT WAS SUGGESTED BY TONY BURKE).

... I don't enjoy their butch haircuts, their tattoos or their ..... This is strange as Turbs himself (he her it) has a Mohawk and a full sleeve just like Buddy Franklin's.

..... cancel the Trikes on Bikes section of the Indonesian, Chinese and Iranian G&L Mardi Gras Circuit, as organised by Turbine Mardi Gras and other Gay Stuff Pty Ltd (TMGaoGS) which is run in a manner similar to the rotating Aussie show circuit, where ...... Turbo is great mates with the Ayatollah and his motto with TMGaoGS is "You too can make a profit with the Prophet".

... (avref)

..... non Flight Design owner. This brand loyalty earnt this erstwhile forum member the equivalent of an AO from several European countries that provide the bits to FD (the EU themselves would have awarded him one except that his aircraft was not a certified zero emission device and he has not accepted 5 illegal immigrants to live in his home indefinitely). The result, and the BIG news, is that he was also given a commendation from the ?? Progress Association which was written on the back of a square of recycled dunny paper, so he placed that commendation ...... Cappy knows this forum member (FM) well and feels that rather than Onesie's Tarantino movie analogy, Cappy thinks he looks more like a cross between Klaus Schwab & Darth Vader in latter life, with the mask off and after 7 solid weeks bingeing on the turps. (See photo below taken in the ?? Coffee Shop yesterday). BASED ON THIS, ?? IS THE NEW DAVOS AND DANNY ANDREWS IS MOVING THERE TO PLAY GOLF AND AVOID STAIRS.

... and coloured undies when he's .....

...se mates down at the ?? Progress Association call him Killa and ......

..... killing feral animals indiscriminately with a spray of 22 projectiles like those from a Wart Hog's (avref) gatling gun, plus a few domestic puppies that got in the way, about which the below song was written .....

..... he charged them well over the odds ..... then he used his legal & administrative training (Turbo was one of the few Aussies to be made a Lord in the UK, to have been admitted to the bar in France, and to have been awarded an Iron Cross in Germany) and as a QC (now a KC) Turbo defended Cappy in the court of public opinion and in the Supreme Court of Tasmania (the Tasmanians think it is "Supreme" but it is actually pretty ordinary) where Turbo made history, again, and created legal precedent, again, by ..... The Supreme Court building in Hobart, down by Consternation Dock. The Judge's chambers are downstairs via a back entrance.

This may all appear to be a little far-fetched to some of our hundreds of newer NES readers, but your Cappy can attest to its correctness, and I am certain that the TurgidPlonker will back me up on this too, as he was there and was an honoured guest on one of the 1st rides. (Turbine Muslim Enterprises (TME) actually provided partial equity funding for the burqa, at very favourable rates).