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.... so that the slots no longer align with the slits in the depositor's .....
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..... uffling along with their legs together and cheeks clenched, trying to just make it as far as the .....
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..... professionally prepared notes as a delegate of the U&LMSFA, where he was very effective in making the points about the consequences for non-Murray (Upper nor Lower) (Scout nor non-Scout) (Flyer or non-Flyer [avref x 2]) members, who had had enough of the .......
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..... be manifest through his physical actions, and his .....
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.... of those bull-like "come-to-bed" eyes, that were really saying .....
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.... an Aircraft Spruce clip board embroidered with "Cessnas Rule", and fitted with an Ipad Pro, all strapped to his leg ......
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Given the lack of response from the regular NES contributors, Crappy can only assume that this may be a bit close to home, and they may have a tattooed love-heart similarly located. Oh well, don't knock it if you haven't tried it, I guess.
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AN OBSERVATION BY AN NESER WHO IS A VETERINARIAN One can see the reason why he has had a love-heart tattooed on there, so the pain must have been worth it.
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...... so they all sat back chewing on the blunt end of their Staedtlers, and again nothing was said all the way through smoko, until it was time for lunch and the silence was becoming too much for the couple of couples who had established in-office inter-personal relationships, when ......
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.... his Desert Boots remained an issue (not even mentioning the cow poo in his ripple soles), and to get this resolved it was up to .....
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..... non-stage name, as he was more popular in the 60s and 70s than Johnny Farmhand, but as a convert to Wreck Aviation (avref) in the 90s, he has .....
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.... Elvis PE and his CASA support group, The Tasmanian Mutton F.......
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.... big picture being considered. One of the biggest issues with the Mutton Birds has been that all photos and videos prior to the photo downloaded by Cappy just 4 short posts ago, is that all previous images have been blurry, akin to all the photos of alien spacecraft, so AUF members always considered the lamb-based Mutton Birds to be a myth akin to the Loch Ness Monster, or an honest Vicmanistan Labor politician (well done Turbo on organizing & delivering the box of manure). However, a NOTAM has now been issued for all aircraft approaching the Tasmanian coast at below 7,500 ft (The sheep get tired of flapping their wings above 7,250 ft density altitude [whatever that DA crap means ..... DA is a bit like W&B .... superfluous to the enjoyment of flying]). In addition to that NOTAM, the below clear photo has been taken by an AUF visitor to Tasmania who has chosen to remain anonymous, and it shows his view just seconds before being hit (known in the aviation caper as "being balled") and based on that one photo alone, CASA has moved to ........ The photo that got CASA involved. Note the wire mesh that this pilot had installed outside of his windscreen to hopefully cater for just such an occurrence.
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..... aircraft came into sight. The pilot was an experienced CFI named E (for Elvis) Paul Ette and he was able to explain the dire consequences that had resulted in so many washed up aircraft and washed up pilots, most of whom were washed up before they entered the water. "Those clowns put too much reliance on the 2nd word, and thought that they were dealing with just a moderately sized Ardenna Tenuirostris, whereas down here the 1st word tells all you need to know. Hence the Tasmanian Mutton Bird is as shown below, and when confronting the windscreen of an aircraft, they can really do some ...... The Tasmanian Mutton Bird
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..... and there, dear readers (and particularly for our hundreds of stewed ants on Wreck Flying) is the pilot's (avref) worst nightmare, when he (or she) needs to make that critical decision about whether to .......
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..... full attention again and he didn't know whether to leave his hands on the Jackoff's stick, or put his piloting hand on the other stick and ......
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..... thought of chastity in the fondest possible terms, and he got one, which hadn't happened for a while, so he ......
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... became evident when bull realized that the CASA Keys were created and awarded by the same bloke that pulled bitcoin out of his clacker, so it is essential that big time internet, plenty of gigga-gigga bites are available to mine for them, and as Tasmania still only has steam powered dialup. bull was always going to struggle to ....... Important note - WA is a "dependency" while Tasmania is a "Depends-ency" where, due to age and the adverse effects on the bladder of the tea-tree-stained water, the population are more incontinent than incompetent.
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.... attend AUF Fly-Ins if they will ever be held again, to be a bonafide Sky-Pilot, and to .......
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..... "bonjour Le Pope mate, and congrats on getting the top gig. Je suis bull ze famous (see further explanationi below) sea captain from bone et Tazzy, and can you illuminate and elucidate me on what the F is the Holy See or is it the Holy Sea or the Holy C, mate?" Le Popa drew bull aside for a 2-hour private session, with lunch & a knees-up in his private apartment, and once all the hangers on had gone, he said "Will you endorse me publicly, monsieur Le bull, it would mean so much for moi an ze future of ze church, and will you also ..... Latin Explantioni - In Australien circles des Aviationi, bull suis even more famous than you, mate. Further Explanationi - bull was not planting trees, he was sowing oats and spreading his seeds ... even at his advanced age.
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..... protect the might of the great Australian Commonwealth. Our stout & dedicated colleague, bull, is one who knows the back-story to the decline of the lean Aussie bushman and his replacement by the fat and decrepit Aussie couch potato, and as one of the former, bull thanks that .....
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... your average Aussie is a lean & highly focussed bush man, and is not at all like those city folk who ... .
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..... his newly released 410 cartridges, cleverly named CT's Sand Shot (or CTsSS as the firearms industry soon designated them), and during an interview he said "I've seen that craze of people shooting flies using salt guns and well, we don't muck around (or any other 'uck around) up here at the confluence of the mightiest of Mextoria's 5 streams, so that when ......
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..... stopped the story line, like a Cessna on a golf course, before somebody receives a Wreck Flying enforced holiday. That didn't stop OT from jumping in though, and .....
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... he had an Axel Foley type confrontation with Serge and it all came unstuck when Turbo showed off his magnificent crop of grey chest hair and his astounding, yet cute, ......
