Reminds me on a joke I heard some years back.
A travelling salesman was in a new town, not knowing the town he decided to pop into the pub a few doors down from his hotel for a beer.
Inside the pub the lighting was dim and the inhabitants filling a certain stereotype, lots of leather, studs, men dancing together.
Deciding that what the hell, beer is beer, wherever it is served, he proceeds to the bar and orders.
Two bearded types standing next to him wearing what cowboys would wear if cowboys wore leather straps were next to him at the bar. Suddenly one farted. *Phut* Shortly afterwards the other farted as well. *Phut*
Feeling a bit tight from the gas inside the salesman decided it must be an accepted thing in this town to fart in public. So he let out his load of gas *PPPFFFRRrrreeetttttt*
The psuedo-cowboys chimed up together, "Ah, a Virgin!"