Guest Maj Millard Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 WANTED: One rich, well endowed, friendly female around 35 years old, or younger, who is looking for a pilot (me) to fly her all the way around Australia, whilst she pays for all fuel and accomodation. I will supply one comfortable aircraft, and maps. Pilot and aircraft ready when she is............................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motzartmerv Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 ...haha... thats p!$$ funny.... hope it works out well for you Major... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brett Campany Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Do you think she'll have a sister?? :ilmostro: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flying dog Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 That so much reminds me of the advert: Wanted: Woman with boat. Woman must enjoy sailing and tavel. Send picture of boat. It was a lot longer than that, but you get the idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcruffle Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 you forgot to add an age limit.. so you had better be careful or you may get more than you bargained for. :see saw:Kev She had better be young, Maj; she will be quite a bit older by the time you get back!!! ... unless you trade up to a Jab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Maj Millard Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Thanks for all your concerns gang. I have made appropriate adjustments to the age requirement .BRETT we will be dropping by to see you when in WA. And SCRUFFLE we will take the Lightwing as I actually want to make it all the way around !!......................... :ilmostro::gerg::Norton::rilla: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farri Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Hey Maj, Don`t worry about age,An old chook makes better broth and an old violin makes sweeter music. :bitehard: Frank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Maj Millard Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Yes Frank I see your point, but all those hours in the Lightwing................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest watto Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Geees Maj sounds like you are after my missus!! you can have her but it's a one way deal, no refunds I'm tellin ya now!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLA82 Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Major, Just go into town and find the best looking girl you can, say you are taking her for a short flight and just don't stop. Make sure you stay away from major towns and she will have two options walk or stay with you:wasnt me: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Maj Millard Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Watto, two questions: is she rich, and do you have a photo ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracktop Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 do you trust him to send the right photo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Maj Millard Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Yes and he's a jab driver too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brett Campany Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 BRETT we will be dropping by to see you when in WA. I'll hold you to that!! There'll be a beer or three in the fridge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Maj Millard Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 You just want to meet my nice new, young ,rich, girlpassenger don't you ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest watto Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 You'll be ok Maj as long as you have a hearing aid to turn off or the iso switch on the head phones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Walter Buschor Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Good luck! God knows you need it. and you thought you couldn't afford that Ferrari - or Bonanza - It's cheaper in the long run. As a bonus - when it's all over you've got something to show for it. safe flying the grey Nomad:augie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storchy neil Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 :ah_oh: hey maj millard just a thought :ah_oh::ah_oh:blow up doll thumb_downthumb_downshe could be blonde:thumb_up: brunettethumb_down or bauld :wasnt me:to keep the young bucks away:clap: dont need viagra:ah_oh: and any age you like:raise_eyebrow::raise_eyebrow: not to heavy on the pocket :thumb_up: neil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simonflyer Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Im a poor brunette, about 35, well endowed,and male..How bout you pay for me to fly an aircraft around Aus to go searching for your travel mate..I will dutifully test out all candidates for their..ahem..suitability, and send you regular updates..Hows that sound? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest watto Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 No just kidding, she's a really great sport my wife and we will be dropping into Montpelier Park 24th or 25th of this month so we may be able to say gidday in person Maj if you are still around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relfy Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 "When do we take off Maj?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Maj Millard Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 RELFY, I've heard of the Cunnamulla fulla, that must be a Cunnamulla girl ?? Scarey, but is she rich ?........if so, I'm definetly interested ! ........ as long as it is actually a girl .........................................:no no: SIMONFYER, That's not going to work, I'm the one who is supposed to be doing the free flying here ! WATTO, I'll be up at the Ingham fly-in on the 25th, come on up, it's only 40 mns North, they even let Jabs land there !.......should be a great night that even you'r wife would enjoy, I could interview her there also !!......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simonflyer Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relfy Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Maj, she'd want to be filthy rich...but even I wouldn't let you go there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mazda Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Well Maj, I could offer my services - but I'd probably want to do the flying myself, and Sharp End might not be too happy! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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