icebob Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 :crazy:Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Maureen my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an "asshole" . He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires. So Maureen called him a "shit head". He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age. _____ 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guernsey Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 You rotten so and so!!! That was my car Now that I've found the culprit you owe me $8,435 for the fines as we are poor pensioners. Loved the story Alan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Wouldn't have to have enemies, with friends like you and the missus. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza 38 Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 I thought most parking tickets where produced by underpaid council workers ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 I thought most parking tickets where produced by underpaid council workers ? In Sydney's Eastrn Suburbs and probably other places as well, its all done with a digital camera with a large memory card, and that folks is how the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ roll in. No wonder they have to walk around in pairs, or simply snap away from the security offered by the Council ute's:peepwall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Ever get the feeling that you are being screwed?every time I go to town. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litespeed Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 I had a girlfriend at Balmain, parking is a nightmare and even a 2am visit meant a booking. Bastards It was a very expensive relationship Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadpete Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 I know people like that...... come to think of it I AM a people like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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