Phil Perry Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 A cople of Chinese men broke into a liquor store late one night, and one said to the other. . . " IS THIS WISKEY ?" His mate said. . . . "not half as wiskey as robbing bank " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Should that not read "not half as wiskey as wobbing bank "? On the subject of Chinglish, it was announced in the news here today about the Royal birth "Princess Kate exfoliates spore" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PA. Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Should that not read "Pwincess Kate exfoliates spowe" Fixed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Anyone have a video of that?? I'm not quite sure what a spowe is, but I think I'd like to see princess Kate exfoliating it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted July 24, 2013 Author Share Posted July 24, 2013 Should that not read "not half as wiskey as wobbing bank "?On the subject of Chinglish, it was announced in the news here today about the Royal birth "Princess Kate exfoliates spore" Yeah,. . . . I could've said "WOBBING" but didn't want to sound too "WASCIST" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
River Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 A cople of Chinese men broke into a liquor store late one night, and one said to the other. . ." IS THIS WISKEY ?" His mate said. . . . "not half as wiskey as robbing bank " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 It's waycist. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 It's waycist. Nev The road rules I follow here are 'Give Way To The White'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 The "flied lice" I ordered in Kowloon was perfect and no-one batted an eyrid. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ave8rr Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 The purported names of the pilots on Asiana Flight 214 arrival at SFO!! "Sum Ting Wong," "Wi Tu Lo," "Ho Lee Fuk" and "Bang Ding Ow" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted July 26, 2013 Author Share Posted July 26, 2013 The purported names of the pilots on Asiana Flight 214 arrival at SFO!!"Sum Ting Wong," "Wi Tu Lo," "Ho Lee Fuk" and "Bang Ding Ow" Don't forget the other bloke. . . . . . Wi Tu Slo ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
River Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 I all most fell off my rocking chair (saved only by my long-tailed cat ) when I first read that news report out of the US news media on the 'names' of the flight crew..! If it was not so disturbing by being released by the NTSB and do easily to see it was a set-up it would have been hilarious. The names were amazingly so funny it really did break me up until I regained my err composure and realized the seriousness and utter disrespect towards both the flight crew, the company and the tragic outcome. But humans will be human even in the darkest hour... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 If it was not so disturbing by being released by the NTSB ... Sum Yung Gai was fired over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted July 28, 2013 Author Share Posted July 28, 2013 Sum Yung Gai was fired over it. Careful Bex. . . . . . better leave this one alone OR. . . . . next time you visit China, sum yung gai at passport control might have your card marked ! . . . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted July 28, 2013 Author Share Posted July 28, 2013 I all most fell off my rocking chair (saved only by my long-tailed cat ) when I first read that news report out of the US news media on the 'names' of the flight crew..! If it was not so disturbing by being released by the NTSB and do easily to see it was a set-up it would have been hilarious. The names were amazingly so funny it really did break me up until I regained my err composure and realized the seriousness and utter disrespect towards both the flight crew, the company and the tragic outcome.But humans will be human even in the darkest hour... On a related note. . . . I bought a rocking chair for my Mother in law. . . . and the cat's tail actually DID get caught under one of the rockers. . . . I didn't realise that there were so many nerve sensors in a tail ? cat went out of the window making a really horrible screaming noise, and has not been seen since. Just thought I'd mention that ( dunno why really. . . anyone seen a fat tabby with a flat bit in it's tail ? ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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