flying dog Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyhow, I had the vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day. The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine! I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ............ but they kind of taste like peppermint. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 You're in strife f.d The problem with the bull was that he was a bit young. The pills make him older. Oh and IF you use Viagra don't let it go down slowly or you get a stiff neck.. Nev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 I guess now the Bull's got his "peppermints" he's going to hang around for heifer and heifer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 Most cows prefer the udder bull... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 My mate is really small and quite intimidated when he's in the pub with a load of big hairy blokes so he hit on the idea of putting viagra into an eyedropper,. . . . he says it makes him look well hard. . . . . . . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 The local nursing home started giving Viagra to the male residents every night. Stops them rolling out of bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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